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Vlonald Prump
Aug 28, 2011

Here in America, you grab them by pussy. In old country, pussy grab you!!
Buglord
Like it says in the title.

Mine is covered in olives and was dropped on the floor for precisely 4.9 seconds

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Verily I Shat
May 24, 2015

by Smythe
Dick cheese thin crust

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
Italian and greasy

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

it's got a big dick

Roberto_Silencio
Mar 9, 2004

lets start advertising and make us some real money
it's laying on the delivery guy's stabbed body and three homeless guys are cumming on it and it's got onions

1000 Sweaty Rikers
Oct 13, 2005

meatlovers

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
a smokin hot big tits skimpy bikini chick with a huge dick

down n out
Sep 16, 2008

Nap Ghost
3 feet of cheese

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

amityville anus posted:

a smokin hot big tits skimpy bikini chick with a huge dick
howdy neighbor

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
Super halal doner kebab pizza smothered in garlic sauce to the point that it's not even fun any more

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich
this loving monstrosity

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Surrounded by beanie weenies.

GIANT OUIJA BOARD
Aug 22, 2011

177 Years of Your Dick
All
Night
Non
Stop
Just a ton of jizz all over the pizza.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich
two pounds of mozzerella under crushed tomatos and atop a pie of sausage sitting upon a golden-brown crust with cornmeal upon its bottom

Dubplate Fire
Aug 1, 2010

:hfive: bruvs be4 luvs
Gentrified

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
P cheesy.

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

day old thin crust ham pizza , unrefrigerated

Return Of JimmyJars
Jun 24, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
it's really huge and very plain

Blunderstorm
Mar 1, 2016

my grandfather just posts and all i got was this lousy joke, so what
there are a lot of white people on my pizza

Have Blue
Mar 27, 2013


Panther Like a Panther
White

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008
aggressively white

Tite Barnacle
Jun 4, 2014

Meowdy Purrdner

Grimey Drawer
Burnt, moldy and decaying

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
a stupid piece of poo poo pizza

John Denver Hoxha
May 31, 2014

What a persistent nightmare!
....but enough about my posts
whatever pizza makes you want to kill yourself

Command Ant
Aug 9, 2010

I can make you
worth your weight
in gold!
My pizza is small and fairly bland but it was well-made and the toppings are fresh and reasonably ethnic. It's not memorable but it tastes good, and at least you know it won't give you a fit of violent poopy shits or something.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
My pizza is covered with houses, has no cheese or sauce or crust or toppings, and skews demographically toward upper-middle class families.

Ibogaine
Aug 11, 2015
Organic whole wheat dough, and as far as toppings go, it's pretty much like this one:


You know it's kinda good and healthy, but ultimately fundamentally unsatisfying and soulless.

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

KomodoWagon posted:

this loving monstrosity



San Fran or Portland?

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug


My community recently rebadged itself from "swing city" to "gently caress mountain"

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

an impossible cuboid pizza with 9 corners that appears sometimes in my darkest nightmares, its ever-shifting cheese and toppings in a constant state of flux. it emits a dark energy which contains a deadly and secret power, but those who wield it are changed forever into mere husks of their former selves

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
italian

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Greasy

Nick Rivers
Nov 23, 2004
I like pizza.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Meatballs, pepperoni, mushrooms with fresh basil and tomato sauce some evoo and fresh mozzarella on a thin crust baked in a wood fire oven

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
and then add a shovel full of wet snow and pine needles

Unknowable Hole
Feb 2, 2005


Pillbug
Republican

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
hot italian sausage from out a back door at the end of an alley

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Grossly overcooked frozen plain cheese pizza smothered in grease and anchovies with a spare bubblegum wrapper worked into the toppings

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

there are houses and a dog park

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i can still taste him
Feb 16, 2003
Buglord
Juuuuuust far enough away from the poor pizzas while still being close to work

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