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reach42
May 20, 2008

Satan is my lord
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Hail Satan, Go Hawks

Furnaceface posted:

Crawford is actually a good goalies and it makes me angry I have to admit this.

Blues play like they are 2 separate teams at times and it really confuses me. One minute theyre a high event shot making offensive powerhouse and then suddenly theyre Minnesota boring.

Crawford is very good

RC Cola posted:

Rosvival is so bad.

Rozsival is very bad

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reach42
May 20, 2008

Satan is my lord
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Goatman Sacks posted:

Seriously, at least try to injure someone useful.

Are you trying to say that two-time Stanley Cup Champion Andrew Shaw isn't useful?

reach42
May 20, 2008

Satan is my lord
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Hail Satan, Go Hawks

JoelJoel posted:

Pierre McGuire is the worst thing about hockey.

Actually you're thinking of the institutional mismanagement of head trauma in the NHL. Pierre McGuire is just a funny looking egg man who was a really hilariously bad coach who stands too close to people in interviews.

reach42
May 20, 2008

Satan is my lord
Bribe officials and kill goats
Hail Satan, Go Hawks

marioinblack posted:

How is there 48 shots with this much time left in a Hawks/Blues game?

everyone's out there, y'know, playing all three zones, and uh, they're just playing their game, just going hard to the net.

reach42
May 20, 2008

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The key for the St Louis Blues and the Chicago Blackhawks will be to play three complete periods. If one of the two teams forgets that they have to skate for at least 60 minutes and they decided to head on back to the locker room early for some pizza and Molsons they'll have a really hard time defending the empty net.

reach42
May 20, 2008

Satan is my lord
Bribe officials and kill goats
Hail Satan, Go Hawks

The Bread Man is Rising.

reach42
May 20, 2008

Satan is my lord
Bribe officials and kill goats
Hail Satan, Go Hawks

RC Cola posted:

Reminder about bonus hockey

Oh yeah, definitely. Thankfully, Rise Against isn't in town so Crawford shouldn't be missing any more time.

reach42
May 20, 2008

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Hail Satan, Go Hawks
Good period, both teams laced em up and skated in all three zones. They had a nose for the puck and a nose for the net. We got some good cruising and some good bruising and we were even lucky enough to see a hockey goal! Truly, the real winners today are the fans.

reach42
May 20, 2008

Satan is my lord
Bribe officials and kill goats
Hail Satan, Go Hawks

Lumius posted:

controversial opinion but the blues should try scoring some goals.

Ha ha, I disagree, my friend! I would very much like it if the St Louis Blues never scored another goal ever again!

reach42
May 20, 2008

Satan is my lord
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Hail Satan, Go Hawks

RC Cola posted:

His grit

He just plays hard, y'know? he's a gamer.

reach42
May 20, 2008

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How come there weren't any southern cities in that Kraft Hockeyville contest. I won't stand for this southern hockey erasure.

reach42
May 20, 2008

Satan is my lord
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Hail Satan, Go Hawks

Mind_Taker posted:

How has Troy Brouwer been?

I hated him on Washington and I hope he shrivels in the playoffs again.

NBC's been singing his praises which means that he's had 3 shots on goal, 0 goals, and 0 assists in 3 games so far this series.

reach42
May 20, 2008

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Hail Satan, Go Hawks

RC Cola posted:

How many hits though?

Hits indicate that you don't have the puck. The more hits you have, the worse at hockey you are. Everybody knows this. As such, Troy Brouwer is Very Bad At Hockey.

reach42
May 20, 2008

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Hail Satan, Go Hawks

WaryWarren posted:

that's the joke

Actually, the only joke here is the St Louis Blues Hockey Club

reach42
May 20, 2008

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RC Cola posted:

Good to hear it was Rozsivals fault again

We may only have three and a half defensemen, but at least we've got one of the deepest forward corps in the league.

reach42
May 20, 2008

Satan is my lord
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Hail Satan, Go Hawks
Kruger wearing number 22 wrinkles my brain.

reach42
May 20, 2008

Satan is my lord
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Hail Satan, Go Hawks

Goatman Sacks posted:

You generally have to really overreact for Kane to face consequences for his actions lol

:drat:

reach42
May 20, 2008

Satan is my lord
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Hail Satan, Go Hawks

RC Cola posted:

Lol. The gently caress hawks

Punishment for moral impurity.

reach42
May 20, 2008

Satan is my lord
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Hail Satan, Go Hawks
Another shift another Rozi turnover.

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reach42
May 20, 2008

Satan is my lord
Bribe officials and kill goats
Hail Satan, Go Hawks

RC Cola posted:

And leddy, sharp, buff, campbell, and frolik

I miss my red-wearing children. I miss them all, and hope they've found good homes.

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