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tfw u wander out ur hookup's bedroom and fistbump their roommate is what I would be reading right now if this thread wasn't too awful to even warrant lovely low effort variations
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Jellidelic posted:I'm a maladjusted retard who somehow got laid in spite of not even having the social skills to handle this situation you're probably in all the time with your standardless roommates bottom-barrel picks whoa same
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Apr 17, 2016 23:28
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maybe yuo should get to know your girl and meet her friends/family before you "hookup" with her
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Apr 17, 2016 23:29
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man I had to gnaw my own leg off to finally get outta there, do you have a pen i'ma leave her my digits
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Apr 17, 2016 23:31
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haha yeah SEX LADIES I'm so, humpy
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Apr 17, 2016 23:33
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Tonsured posted:Hey I was just leav-
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Apr 17, 2016 23:40
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we're running into a lil bit of trouble in there haha, do you happen to have any condoms with a little more of a tight fit, I like trojan's Tiny Titan line if you have it
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Apr 17, 2016 23:43
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I only gently caress heiresses so I only ever see their bodyguard but sometimes I let him sniff the pussy juice on my fingers. I like to give the heiresses a violent fingerblasting after I finish, as punishment.
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Apr 17, 2016 23:50
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"haha, maybe give it five minutes" and then i make a 'bad smell' gesture
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Apr 18, 2016 00:34
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ICE to meet you
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Apr 18, 2016 00:47
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"Oh, you must be the butler. Well I'd like a turkey on pumpernickel, mayo and mustard, tomato, lettuce, and would you be so good as to fry some fresh sweet potato chips? Oh and my socks need washed, no it's not human blood ffs. Alright then I'll be on the shitter if you have any questions"
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Apr 18, 2016 00:49
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Whats a hookup?
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Apr 18, 2016 01:11
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Oh hello! I didn't see you there...
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Apr 18, 2016 01:14
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skeletonotherkin posted:Whats a hookup? it's a 9th grader that sells you oregano behind the wendy's dumpster
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Apr 18, 2016 01:14
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These? These are warts and welts, not herpes and a heroin problem.
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Apr 18, 2016 01:17
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'Who are you?' 'I live here. Who are you and why are you naked?' (Actually happened more times than I'd like to recall; my old roomie hooked up with a poo poo-ton of Deaf gals)
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Apr 18, 2016 02:20
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"Your roommate has a pretty virulent stand of aids now, I'd buy a better dishwasher if you are going to keep sharing spoons."
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Apr 18, 2016 02:33
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im actually gay
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Apr 18, 2016 04:20
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And I thought they smelled bad on the outside.
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Apr 18, 2016 05:52
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You have a nice face and I'm still horny, so how about I bust a nut on it now.
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Apr 18, 2016 06:38
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kizudarake posted:And I thought they smelled bad on the outside. Lmao
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Apr 18, 2016 07:17
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BigBadSteve posted:You have a nice face and I'm still horny, so how about I bust a nut on it now. 
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Apr 18, 2016 07:22
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"hookup culture may seem like exciting freedom but really it's eroding the very foundations of human interaction, and alongside the proliferation of cellphones, we really are heading towards a future where we regard each other as little more than sex objects. also, i got some cum on your bathroom window sorry"
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Apr 18, 2016 07:42
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This face?
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Apr 18, 2016 07:47
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kizudarake posted:And I thought they smelled bad on the outside.
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Apr 18, 2016 07:57
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I want all my money back pls
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Apr 18, 2016 08:00
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do you have like a stamp card or some sort of rewards program
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Apr 18, 2016 08:08
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I figured out how to make her really hit the roof. After I pulled out, I wiped my dick on the curtains. She really hit the roof.
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Apr 18, 2016 11:14
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DONT WORRY I ONLY MURDER HOOKERS HAHAHA ;-)
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Apr 18, 2016 12:02
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Quote-Unquote posted:Why the gently caress is your toilet made of wicker and has no hole in it?
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Apr 18, 2016 12:25
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you must be stephanie! i'm a friend of your mother's. don't mention this to her parole officer
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Apr 18, 2016 19:06
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We didn't have any towels, and there was a lot of spotting. And listen, I know the spotting is going to look a preeety similar to some other kind of human waste, but... Anyway, you should have done the drat laundry for her, and well, here we are.
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Apr 18, 2016 19:40
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A hook-up gives you drugs A bang buddy grudgingly lets you gently caress them OP is a virgin
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Apr 18, 2016 19:55
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Drad_Bert posted:This face? whatup sweetcheeks i just hosed your roommate and all your cold cuts
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Apr 18, 2016 20:03
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echronorian posted:A hook-up gives you drugs we use the terms differently in the power bottom community
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Apr 18, 2016 20:08
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i make a shushing sound while placing a finger to the roomie's lips, then push it between and explore their mouth, relishing the texture and warmth of their tongue.
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Apr 18, 2016 20:46
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I point at them with my index finger, and with eyes wide, and mouth agape I utter an unearthly howl.
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Apr 18, 2016 20:50
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hello
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Apr 18, 2016 21:11
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flerp posted:hello <bows and doffs fedora with a flourish>
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See you at the party Richter
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