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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

have you ever jerked ur wangus or finger blaster ur poontang to a piece of hot renaissance rear end?

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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
She's kind of masculine. :shrug:

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Theres a reason they put her behind thick glass

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

a hole-y ghost posted:

Theres a reason they put her behind thick glass

They are just squeegeeing cum off that poo poo like constantly.

akma
Jan 30, 2016

I simply lack the motivation to write anything here.
I haven't....... yet.....

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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BEING
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a hole-y ghost posted:

Theres a reason they put her behind thick glass

imagine a painting of the mona lisa but she is making GBS threads on a glass table and your perspective is you are under the table.

Drad_Bert
Jun 26, 2013

by Smythe
no but I have to this:

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

fyodor posted:

imagine a painting of the mona lisa but she is making GBS threads on a glass table and your perspective is you are under the table.
thanks, I needed that

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe
I never thought the Mona Lisa was that great. Is there a cool and semi brief article that I can read that will explain to me its actual cultural significance?

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

SHISHKABOB posted:

I never thought the Mona Lisa was that great. Is there a cool and semi brief article that I can read that will explain to me its actual cultural significance?
the short story is that its popular because its popular

Airstream Driver
May 6, 2009

It's smaller than you think.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

SHISHKABOB posted:

I never thought the Mona Lisa was that great. Is there a cool and semi brief article that I can read that will explain to me its actual cultural significance?
because da vinci made it even though he made a lot of cooler poo poo

Flavahbeast
Jul 21, 2001


When I was a kid, I saw Mona Lisa from my garmmar school art book...

Trojan.exe
Feb 22, 2011

I never said I was a role model
No but I am very gay for the rear end of Cupid in this pic.





Agnolo Bronzino, Venus and Cupid with a Satyr, 1553-55, oil on panel

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

looks like he works out

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Trojan.exe posted:

No but I am very gay for the rear end of Cupid in this pic.





Agnolo Bronzino, Venus and Cupid with a Satyr, 1553-55, oil on panel
so's that satyr

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Trojan.exe posted:

No but I am very gay for the rear end of Cupid in this pic.





Agnolo Bronzino, Venus and Cupid with a Satyr, 1553-55, oil on panel

look at each one of those dudes scopin them baroque-rear end titties

Trojan.exe
Feb 22, 2011

I never said I was a role model

SHISHKABOB posted:

I never thought the Mona Lisa was that great. Is there a cool and semi brief article that I can read that will explain to me its actual cultural significance?

The Mona Lisa, or more importantly, Da Vinci's style of painting, was revolutionary in it's time because of it's very three dimensional compared to paintings from earlier artists. The face was considered to be the pinnacle of beauty at the time, so that led to it's popularity back then to an extent. In earlier centuries it was certainly a well loved piece, but did not have the notoriety that it has today.

As for why the Mona Lisa in particular has an extreme amount of cultural significance in the modern day, it has to do with the fact that it was stolen from the Louvre in 1911 by Vincenzo Peruggia who had worked there. He claims that he wanted to steal something back from France that Napoleon had stolen from Italy, however clearly Peruggia didn't know that the Mona Lisa wasn't even actually stolen, instead it had been a personal gift from Da Vinci himself to Frances I when he moved to France. As for why Peruggia stole the Mona Lisa, it seems as though he had a particular fondness for that painting, and it helped that the Mona Lisa is actually not a very large painting, so it was pretty easy for him to filch. Around the time of it's reveal in Italy, there were tons of photographs of the painting in the papers, and this wasn't long after cameras began to have widespread use. Such widespread sharing of the painting via print was probably very unusual at the time, and coupled with the sensational story of it's theft and return, suddenly it was a story that every knew about and could recognized.


So really, just because one man loved the Mona Lisa and stole it at the right time when pictures were being printed more often, it became a really big deal.

There's a documentary on Netflix called "Mona Lisa is Missing" which is actually really interesting because it shows exactly how the guy stole the piece of art and the ruckus it caused. It is an hour and a half long, certainly more than a semi brief article, but I recommend watching it if any of this has piqued your interest.

Trojan.exe fucked around with this message at 06:49 on Apr 18, 2016

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
the best part of seeing the mona lisa in person is watching the pickpockets

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014
i have and i will again

sooner than you think

no, sooner than that

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

ChrisHansen posted:

the best part of seeing the mona lisa in person is watching the pickpockets

I remember thinking to myself, "drat, that picture is super dark." Especially since at the time they had it alone in the middle of a bare white wall.

Aside from all of the "no pictures" signs.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

get ur dicks out boys

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
maybe

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
The soft smile gets me off cause she's shaming me for my small wee wee.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

numberoneposter posted:

get ur dicks out boys



Really puts in perspective how far we've come.... thanks to anime

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


.

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Dead Precedents
May 5, 2005

Precedents come and go, but death goes on forever.
It's why she's smiling

Mr. Unlucky
Nov 1, 2006

by R. Guyovich
not yet but life is full of opportunities

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.
These days you have to pay 2000 euro if you want to jerk off in front of the mona lisa. The Louvre is pretty much making bank off all the horndog art lovers visiting every year. They have to pressure wash the glass every hour or so to keep a clear view.

Twinty Zuleps
May 10, 2008

by R. Guyovich
Lipstick Apathy
No

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

Trojan.exe posted:

No but I am very gay for the rear end of Cupid in this pic.





Agnolo Bronzino, Venus and Cupid with a Satyr, 1553-55, oil on panel

With all the tranny stuff I've seen I thought that foot was a penis

Trojan.exe
Feb 22, 2011

I never said I was a role model

donkey salami posted:

With all the tranny stuff I've seen I thought that foot was a penis

Taking foot fetishes to a new level. Instead of getting a dick, someone surgically gets an extra foot instead.

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
please believe me when i tell you ive nver jerked my wangus to anything else

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

Man you just know that somewhere there's an porn gallery exclusively with old rennaisance nude paintings, with some weirdo leaving a comment like

"Wanna cum on the cherubs wing"

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


fyodor posted:

imagine a painting of the mona lisa but she is making GBS threads on a glass table and your perspective is you are under the table.

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod


Wanna cum on the cherubs wings

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



There's a reason she's known as the Boner Lisa, op

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Sometimes womens like it when you use them as fantasy material.

Leonardo knew, boners grew.

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib

fyodor posted:

imagine a painting of the mona lisa but she is making GBS threads on a glass table and your perspective is you are under the table.

Can't find the gif of Hitler beckoning from beneath the glass coffee table

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Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
burning naked vietnam girl. what the gently caress is wrong with you fucks?

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