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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > MLB Gameday Week 3: Coping with Small Sample Sizes
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ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.
Oct 9, 2003

I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.

DeepDickPizza posted:

I do love Lackey's Gary Busey teeth. I will say that much.

they're fake teeth.

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DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D. posted:

they're fake teeth.

Well...yeah. So are Busey's. Was Lackey also in a motorcycle accident that gave him brain damage?

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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


 molina swiping bags

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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


 trader j with the loving glove

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
I love the boos after his great catches :allears:

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Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

I love the boos after his great catches :allears:

The best bit is that they don't even start booing until the Cubs fans in the house are audibly cheering him. :allears:

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ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.
Oct 9, 2003

I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.

DeepDickPizza posted:

Was Lackey also in a motorcycle accident that gave him brain damage?

He's best friends with Kevin Millar (who also has fake teeth), so... maybe?

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Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
Cub defense...good?

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DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

Sydin posted:

The best bit is that they don't even start booing until the Cubs fans in the house are audibly cheering him. :allears:

This is going to be a great season of baseball.

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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


 zobrist! i remember that guy

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Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
:siren: Zobrist gets a hit! :siren:

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Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
:woop: Zobrist and Bryant

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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


 matrix montero

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Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy
quite the strike zone in minnesota tonight!

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CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU
https://twitter.com/RayZor_33/status/722243384065134592

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Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute

R.D. Mangles posted:

matrix montero

Are you saying I'll be able to dodge tags?!

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

CubsWoo posted:

https://twitter.com/RayZor_33/status/722243384065134592

But Jim Edmonds: Grit and Hustle

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Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
So glad we've limited mound visits to 30 seconds because "pace of play", but replays can still take 3 solid minutes to determine that yes, the dude got tagged.

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CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU
If Ted Cruz isn't the Zodiac Killer I think we have another prime suspect in John Lackey

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TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Holy cow. I think that's the first time I've ever heard Lackey talk. That is a hell of an accent.

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Time for the Cubs bullpen to choke this one away

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TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Time for the Cubs bullpen to choke this one away

Shhhh it'll be ok baby.

You're not with that other guy anymore.

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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


 wood is in every game, maddon's really grimming him up this season

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
"We've brought in a special guest announcer for Pedro Strop's appearance. Please welcome Bob Costas."

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TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
:laffo: at the Cards stadium playing Chelsea Dagger as Strop comes in.

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Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy
twins making up for the lack of hits during the 9 game losing streak tonight

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Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=

TMMadman posted:

:laffo: at the Cards stadium playing Chelsea Dagger as Strop comes in.

Haha that actually owns

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Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Strope's looked good enough this season that I guess Maddon wants to test his historically lovely pitching vs the Cards. :suspense:

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TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Also, I can't look at Strop without wanting to walk up to him and straighten his loving hat.

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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004

TMMadman posted:

Also, I can't look at Strop without wanting to walk up to him and straighten his loving hat.

secret cardinal fan spotted

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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I think the NLDS fixed Strop's fear of the Cardinals

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Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute

TMMadman posted:

Also, I can't look at Strop without wanting to walk up to him and straighten his loving hat.

Every time he comes up to the mound I tilt my hat to the side for good luck. :smugdog:

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TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

R.D. Mangles posted:

secret cardinal fan spotted

No, just a fan of straight hats! :mad:

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

TMMadman posted:

No, just a fan of straight hats! :mad:

Being straight sucks fyi

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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004

TMMadman posted:

No, just a fan of straight hats! :mad:
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Islam is the Lite Rock FM
Jul 27, 2007

by exmarx
I think Lackey's the dude a lot of Hick Pop songs are written about.

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TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Being straight sucks fyi

I don't know if I should say the joke I really want to say right now.

Ahhh, screw it.

But I thought it was the gays who sucked things. :)

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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


 THE MIGHTY BAT OF JAVY BAEZ

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TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Man, Fowler is just crushing the ball even when it's an out.

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Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
They gave Baez a single for that? Seemed like a pretty obvious E for Gyorko.

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