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Loved one dying of old age? Inject them with a youth serum after they die so their bodies look young and beautiful for the funeral. Too weak to fight in a war? Sneak some weakness serum into your enemies' food supply so they're even weaker than you. To short? Inject shrinking serum into a friend so you can climb on his shoulders. Too tall? Inject growth serum into your arms so they grow longer and you don't have to bend over to reach the ground. Starving people in Africa? Inject the livestock with anti starvation serum so they don't need to graze to survive, leaving more grains for people to eat. Can't remember where you put your car keys? Inject yourself with magnetizing serum so your keys fly to you from across the house. Op is a bad poster? Inject yourself with hilarity serum that makes everything you read seem hilarious. Share your serum-based solutions to the world's problems below.
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i have come to this thread looking for answers
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have problems? Liquor serum and you can enter the void of no more problems until the serum wares off
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Your boss bothering you at work? Inject him with racism serum so he says something racist and gets fired.
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Applewhite posted:Your boss bothering you at work? Inject him with racism serum so he says something racist and gets fired. you can also use small doses of antifreeze serum in his coffee in this situation
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applewhite powerserum
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dad gay. so what posted:you can also use small doses of antifreeze serum in his coffee in this situation I have IRL stopped drinking coffee at work because of you, you know.
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I'm having Butt Problems, what can the science of serums offer me?
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need to wake up? Ingest some coffee serum
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Savings Coupon posted:I'm having Butt Problems, what can the science of serums offer me? Inject your butt with growth serum, then make money twerking for Rap music videos. Use the money to buy health insurance to cure your problem.
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organs shutting down? whip up a quick margarita serum and slip into the cold welcoming arms of death in style!
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tonic > serum
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Pesky teens hanging out at the park? Inject a few of the local ducks with monsterizing serum so they go on a rampage and drive the teens away.
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Applewhite posted:Pesky teens hanging out at the park? Inject a few of the local ducks with monsterizing serum so they go on a rampage and drive the teens away. you don't even need to do that, just get some canadian geese, which is already the evil monster version of a duck
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:you don't even need to do that, just get some canadian geese, which is already the evil monster version of a duck ummm *taps the thread title*
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paul_soccer10 posted:tonic > serum lol at this idiot. "Why, yes, I do like to give my money to scam artists so I can drink a vial of water with food coloring. Extra urine? Yes please!"
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dad gay. so what posted:ummm *taps the thread title* how do you think you lure the geese? inject yourself with goose-luring serum, cheaper and easier than monsterizing serum
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:how do you think you lure the geese? now we are talking!
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So we've talked a lot about the benefits of serums, but use them responsibly and only as directed. And remember whatever you do, don't inject yourself with Serum 13.
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Late for a flight? Inject yourself with flight serum and soar over the traffic so you can make it to the airport on time!
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not sure what to eat? try a quick lunch serum and tell those hunger pains to "scram"
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Love serum, also known as ghb
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please do not steal photos from my linkedin page
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:please do not steal photos from my linkedin page Loved you in once upon a time in the west
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Users are losers, imo
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Users are losers, imo just need to take some winning serum then 
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:just need to take some winning serum then It won't be a true win and your victory will be hollow.
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Hector Beerlioz posted:It won't be a true win and your victory will be hollow. nothing a full victory serum can't handle!
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:nothing a full victory serum can't handle!  is nothing sacred today
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Hector Beerlioz posted:
This holy serum boosts your faith!!
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Here's a problem: your boss is coming over for dinner on short notice and you don't have time to cook anything fancy for dinner! The solution? Inject the family pet with a serum that transforms it into a delicious meal!
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Applewhite posted:Here's a problem: your boss is coming over for dinner on short notice and you don't have time to cook anything fancy for dinner! Biscuit, nooooo!
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Biscuit, nooooo! It's okay, later you can just inject a random animal that transforms it into an exact duplicate of your beloved pet.
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Applewhite posted:It's okay, later you can just inject a random animal that transforms it into an exact duplicate of your beloved pet. I could never love a Québécois, no matter how much they look like my dog.
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Can i order some good posting serum in bulk? im asking for myself
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