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JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Tsaedje posted:

That's clearly broccoli

i couldnt find asparagus even though i know ive seen it before :japan:

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ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006
White pizzas are for idiots

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006
same with those frozen california pizza kitchen pizzas. like honestly those are real bad

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
When pizzas on a bagel you can grind with tony hawk any time

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same
one of my red blooded central PA buddies moved out to california and turned vegan while working at a vegan pizza shop (lmbo). he came back to see friends and fam and he made us a pizza to try and it actually wasn't bad. real good homemade sauce and some veggies go a long way it turns out. :shrug:

he also stopped flushing his piss :mad:

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
go suck an egg, realdo

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

dad gay. so what posted:

go suck an egg, realdo

We're talking about pizza you backpack

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf

dad gay. so what posted:

go suck an egg, realdo

egg on pizza is surprisingly eggcelent give it a try ya big mean weirdo

Hrist
Feb 21, 2011


Lipstick Apathy
White pizza is really good. So is stuffed crust. And whoever decided to start putting chicken on pizza is my hero.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Hrist posted:

White pizza is really good. So is stuffed crust. And whoever decided to start putting chicken on pizza is my hero.

that was gandhi iirc

OpaqueEcho
Feb 8, 2003

oh no no bro oh no
this is pizza

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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I want some pizza bread. You just bake the mootzarellia and the pepparonis into a loaf and brush the top with egg and bake it in there, no sauce. Like a calzone but in bread. Mmmmm.

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same

OpaqueEcho posted:

this is pizza



you should post this in the pizza parody thread

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

OpaqueEcho posted:

this is pizza



hello pizza

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

OpaqueEcho posted:

this is pizza



Hmmm a pizza powerup.... i can dig it

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Pineapple as far as the eye can see.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
something changed

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
sriacha

jeff smisek
May 18, 2009


Top ramen with a can of hunts

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
I hate all of you and I hope a peetz joint is open when I get off work

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
I was gonna order pizz this evening but i had instant noodles instead

this is realtalk not s joke this actually happened irl

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Oberleutnant posted:

I was gonna order pizz this evening but i had instant noodles instead

this is realtalk not s joke this actually happened irl

how was it ?

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
I would eat cube pizza.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

OpaqueEcho posted:

this is pizza



Yo nigga, get me outta dis wack rear end pizza prison.

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
Can we get some spagooter chat itt?

I like to throw a can of Rotel green chiles in my pasta for a little extra zing. This is in addition to the regular sauce

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
And what the gently caress is al dente?

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

ChrisHansen posted:

And what the gently caress is al dente?

Dente probably means teeth like dentist and al is a cool dude ergo al's teeth

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
what about both them

A Festivus Miracle
Dec 19, 2012

I have come to discourse on the profound inequities of the American political system.

JiveHonky posted:

what about both them



that looks fukken gross

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

A White Guy posted:

that looks fukken gross

yes! it does!

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



thanks for the sticky mds, but you didn't correct the jalapeno typo so f.u.

edit: nvm

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
https://youtu.be/SW-BU6keEUw

Myron Baloney
Mar 19, 2002

Emitting dimensions are swallowing you
My wife is presently making spaghetti and meatballs, pretty much the one thing she cooks. It's not all that good but I act like it's delicious. Literally NO onions or garlic in the sauce, squishy wads of bread crumbs in the meatballs. She thinks she's frickin Mario Batali with that poo poo and she will continue to think so if it kills me. Thanks for listening.

edit: powdered cheese from a fuckin can unless I intervene - I will dare to go that far and grate some romano I think.

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
Unsolicited advice: murder suicide

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Myron Baloney posted:

My wife is presently making spaghetti and meatballs, pretty much the one thing she cooks. It's not all that good but I act like it's delicious. Literally NO onions or garlic in the sauce, squishy wads of bread crumbs in the meatballs. She thinks she's frickin Mario Batali with that poo poo and she will continue to think so if it kills me. Thanks for listening.

edit: powdered cheese from a fuckin can unless I intervene - I will dare to go that far and grate some romano I think.

realdolls can cook now?

Garcin
Jun 15, 2000
Just make sure you remove the Anis from the spaghetti when you are done cooking, it's toxic.

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

Made a pizza with bbq sauce and pulled pork, twas great.

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
gimmie some garlic bread and tomoato sauce

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

JiveHonky posted:

what about both them



*click* Diane, I'm in room 315 at the Great Northern, and I've just had the most fantastic craving for your spaghetti and meatball pizza. Twin Peaks does not lack in fine cuisine, and yet I find myself nostalgic for the Midwestern delights of our youth. If you would be so kind as to pack it in a styrofoam box with dry ice there's little doubt it would survive the trip relatively unscathed. Diane, if you'll excuse me, I've just had fourteen cups of coffee and as many doughnuts, and as such will need to carry out another thorough investigation of the in-suite john. *click*

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KakerMix
Apr 8, 2004

8.2 M.P.G.
:byetankie:

Myron Baloney posted:

My wife is presently making spaghetti and meatballs, pretty much the one thing she cooks. It's not all that good but I act like it's delicious. Literally NO onions or garlic in the sauce, squishy wads of bread crumbs in the meatballs. She thinks she's frickin Mario Batali with that poo poo and she will continue to think so if it kills me. Thanks for listening.

edit: powdered cheese from a fuckin can unless I intervene - I will dare to go that far and grate some romano I think.

yeah better not have an honest and open conversation with your wife you chump


The original VIDEO PIZZA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RSCSw_VwIs

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