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this turducken is making me thirsty
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Apr 18, 2016 19:34
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I'm just so tired of all these Star Wars.
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Apr 18, 2016 19:45
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one time dels mom caught him putting one giant cockroach right on his anus
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Apr 18, 2016 19:46
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Razorwired posted:I'm just so tired of all these Star Wars. starwars 2 is the best starwars
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Apr 18, 2016 19:46
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JiveHonky posted:starwars 2 is the best starwars actually it isnt????
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Apr 18, 2016 19:54
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"thjat's a man, baby!!!"
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Apr 18, 2016 20:04
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unnnggh unnnggh cum in my tight teen rear end unnnngh
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Apr 18, 2016 20:04
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mah waife
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Apr 18, 2016 20:04
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vary naice
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Apr 18, 2016 20:04
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actually those lines aren't ruined and i never had a roommate that said them. i've just always wanted to post them in a thread :borat:
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Apr 18, 2016 20:05
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Qui-Gon Jinn: [to Anakin] May the force be with you
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Apr 18, 2016 20:22
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borat memes are red hot in 2016
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Apr 18, 2016 20:24
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Your father was a hamster and your mother smelt of elderberries. -- The Godfather
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Apr 18, 2016 20:33
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"CURSED EARTH PIZZA!" - rob shneider, judge dredd
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Apr 18, 2016 20:35
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buzz your girlfriend woof
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Apr 18, 2016 20:44
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I hope anyone who says anything about chrome, or "witness me" gets stung by a yellow jacket
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Apr 18, 2016 20:51
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im gaye posted:girlfriend buzz your woof
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Apr 18, 2016 20:54
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ChrisHansen posted:I hope anyone who says anything about chrome, or "witness me" gets stung by a yellow jacket if they're allergic, then I myself will carry them to the gates of valhalla
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Apr 18, 2016 21:13
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"that's just like your opinion, man"
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Apr 18, 2016 21:17
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but i poop from there not right now you don't
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Apr 18, 2016 21:18
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these pretzels are making me thirsty
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Apr 18, 2016 21:18
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heres lookin at you, kid
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Apr 18, 2016 21:21
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In that movie Batman this guy goes WHAT ARE YOU and then the batman says I'M - and then my roommate said something or farted or whatever and I never did get to find out what the batman was
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Apr 18, 2016 21:22
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¡Ayyyyyyy Chihuahuaaaaa!
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Apr 18, 2016 21:23
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show ME the PUSSAY!
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Apr 18, 2016 21:25
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Roargasm posted:borat memes are red hot in 2016 NOT!
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Apr 18, 2016 21:27
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literally every second of the Dave Chapelle show
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Apr 18, 2016 21:31
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"Like a sailor seeing the shore disappear, I watch my past recede, reduced to the ashes of memory." whatever, dude, just stop burning your trash in the sink
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Apr 18, 2016 21:48
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"They may take our lives, but the will never take our freedom!" "Dude, where's my car?" "One [pinky finger to corner of mouth] MILLION DOLLARS" "These snozzberries taste like snozzberries" "Nah, it stayed a hat and no, I didn't chase it. Nothing more foolish than a man chasin' his hat." "I know kung fu"
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Apr 18, 2016 23:24
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i had cause to say "eat some freakin ham tina" at least once a day until that movie. now i have to tiptoe.
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Apr 19, 2016 00:20
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"the GameFAQs spinoff luelinks eti"
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Apr 19, 2016 00:22
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my dweeb roommate wouldn't what OP?
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Apr 19, 2016 00:26
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"There's my leg. Wonder if there's any beer left in that can?" "It's Chinatown Jake." "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang." And the best one that is repeated in many great movies is "gently caress YOU!"
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Apr 19, 2016 00:28
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the trump tutelage posted:"why so serious" comes to mind dfon't troll me
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Apr 19, 2016 00:30
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"Good. Someday, and that day may never come, I'll call upon you to do a service for me. But until that day, accept this justice as a gift on my daughter's wedding day."
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Apr 19, 2016 00:31
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Things rarely have the gravitas when you show it to other people. Just say watch this or not and don't hinge your bullshit on the emotional weight of so trifling line or mantra cause it plucked your heart string like a bitch fiddle
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Apr 19, 2016 00:32
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I love da smell of da napalm in da mornin
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The suit is NAAT black
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