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vudan
Dec 11, 2010

Microwaves Mom posted:

did her rear end suddenly expand?

Apparently it's an animation glitch. I find it hard to believe as blizzard would examine every frame with intense scrutiny before it was made public. Either the artist stuck some of his fav fetish in there or they are actively sexualising their characters sneakily for a covert and very loyal market share.

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Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


Blizzard has been a hack team of losers since the activision merger, riding on the goodwill generated by people who no longer work there.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->
im playing overwatch right now

its a good game

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



Blizzards business model is now clawing at trends they missed instead of pushing out new content and winning people over. Overwatch is just TF2 like HOTS is just Dota/LoL. They're just trying to expand into those markets but it's the same bullshit you've played before.

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

The Rage posted:

Blizzards business model is now clawing at trends they missed instead of pushing out new content and winning people over. Overwatch is just TF2 like HOTS is just Dota/LoL. They're just trying to expand into those markets but it's the same bullshit you've played before.

Lol all their games are like this hahahaha

Even Warcraft

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

i don't like playing video games with other humans who aren't my friends. and i don't have friends, generally. so overwatch is probably a very boring game, even if the asses jiggle like an aspic potluck.

(i almost wrote "giggle", let's all take a few seconds to imagine the comedic implications)

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

vudan posted:

Apparently it's an animation glitch. I find it hard to believe as blizzard would examine every frame with intense scrutiny before it was made public. Either the artist stuck some of his fav fetish in there or they are actively sexualising their characters sneakily for a covert and very loyal market share.

a buddy of mine pointed out a news article that said that overwatch porn is the #1 searched porn thing in glorious corea so mission accomplished I guess

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
I saw the porn before I even knew this existed.

Also blizzard has totally lost their creativity, even if most of their stories are about corruption.

Man Whore
Jan 6, 2012

ASK ME ABOUT SPHERICAL CATS
=3



warcraft 3 was the worst thing to happen to the RTS genre and is responsible for the bore fest of the last CoH expansion and DoW II so in my opinion Blizzard should be destroyed

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

vudan posted:

Apparently it's an animation glitch. I find it hard to believe as blizzard would examine every frame with intense scrutiny before it was made public. Either the artist stuck some of his fav fetish in there or they are actively sexualising their characters sneakily for a covert and very loyal market share.

but blizzard has proven themselves very anti butt.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Wicker Man posted:

I saw the porn before I even knew this existed.

Also blizzard has totally lost their creativity, even if most of their stories are about corruption.

:agreed:

Blizzard makes poo poo shovelware games now.

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
im fond of all their games and their characters are memorable carry on blizzard

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

Microwaves Mom posted:

but blizzard has proven themselves very anti butt.



They got a life size statue of this in one of their offices :colbert:

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

why do people keep mentioning tf2 like it matters or is a thing

it came out ten years ago and if you still play it you're probably a weird russian or some furry roleplayer or just a lame nerd in general

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan

Man Whore posted:

warcraft 3 was the worst thing to happen to the RTS genre and is responsible for the bore fest of the last CoH expansion and DoW II so in my opinion Blizzard should be destroyed

It's the only fps I actually like lol

edit rts :iamafag:

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Wicker Man posted:



They got a life size statue of this in one of their offices :colbert:

TRIGGERED.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Fonzarelli posted:

why do people keep mentioning tf2 like it matters or is a thing

it came out ten years ago and if you still play it you're probably a weird russian or some furry roleplayer or just a lame nerd in general

because this is tf2 but you're paying 60 bucks for it.

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


Hmm yeah what if we just turn our RTS games into lovely lite RPGs with incidental base building and unit control????

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan

hemophilia posted:

Hmm yeah what if we just turn our RTS games into lovely lite RPGs with incidental base building and unit control????

I like rpgs but hate rts games so I guess that's why I liked it!!! haha

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

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Overwatch is the most soulless thing ever

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Zorodius posted:

Overwatch is the most soulless thing ever

and all the nerds are eating it up like retards.

Hopper
Dec 28, 2004

BOOING! BOOING!
Grimey Drawer
HOTS apparently has a huge following and is more successful than they thought it would be themselves and they are hyping overwatch to be the next big thing, however, a friend on the inside told me, some people are sceptical due to it being basically a TF rehash with an "already dated concept" (his words), but they are banking on the casual market and the loyal Blizzard fans who buy anything Blizzard anyway.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
A game company releasing a game in an already existing genre? *monocle pop*

www
Aug 4, 2010

6v6 is LAME

Milkfred E. Moore
Aug 27, 2006

'It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism.'
i played about thirty minutes of overwatch in this open beta and it already feels like i've seen all there is to see of it

it feels like a soulless f2p shooter, like TF2 with nothing added beyond a vague 'it's kind of superheroes?' coat of paint

and it's going to make a gazillion dollars

Milkfred E. Moore
Aug 27, 2006

'It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism.'
overwatch tries to say it's got a great world and story that's had a lot of thought put into it but then five people can all be the same guy or girl on the same repetitive maps

they really did just repurpose their MMO stuff into whatever they could slap together (if they didn't have HOTS, tenbux says that overwatch would have been their moba - probably do better than HOTS, too)

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



i played osme of this video game in the "Open' "beta" and i think it's good?? there's a guy w a fat gut and it's totally exposed so u know i'm "fragging' my enemies and slapping th e"bass" when i'm done

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



but it's not just fun and sex, this game overwatch has depth. an immersive uiverse wth frovility and vibrance a gun but a fancy gun where did it come from? outer space? western world? nippin? yes, yes all ofthem

thank u for reading read more at polygon dot com 5/5

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



i'm being told this video game is not from nippin? but wher would u find some whities who could invent this zany cast of characters? maybe indiana i'm thinking

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Fonzarelli posted:

why do people keep mentioning tf2 like it matters or is a thing

it came out ten years ago and if you still play it you're probably a weird russian or some furry roleplayer or just a lame nerd in general

Because it made one billion dollars selling electronic hats to children and even 10 years later iinexplicably continues to exist and make money

Even now it id the third most popular game on steam

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
what's the game that made a billion selling knives to babies? Is it CS:GO? Maybe a game should try selling knives and hats.

Milkfred E. Moore
Aug 27, 2006

'It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism.'
also overwatch is doing the blizzard thing from hots where skins are like

palette swap
palette swap
alternate concept
maid outfit/corset/the robot man is a medieval knight/steampunk

www
Aug 4, 2010

theres one alt outfit and i can see the girls panties

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
Oh my!

Man Whore
Jan 6, 2012

ASK ME ABOUT SPHERICAL CATS
=3



Milky Moor posted:

it feels like a soulless f2p shooter,
reminder that it costs 60 dollars.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Man Whore posted:

reminder that it costs 60 dollars.

40 dollars.

Man Whore
Jan 6, 2012

ASK ME ABOUT SPHERICAL CATS
=3



Germstore posted:

40 dollars.

oh well in that case

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

Trigger warning: Vaporware

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



Germstore posted:

40 dollars.

Don't be obtuse, there's a $60 copy as well with bullshit skins and what not

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Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

The Rage posted:

Don't be obtuse, there's a $60 copy as well with bullshit skins and what not

who quotes the deluxe edition price of a game as the price of the game?

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