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Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008

Soiled Meat
welcome goons. leave all your mental and spiritual turmoil at the door of this thread. thank you. here we will follow guided breathing and meditation instructions given by our instructor: me, Guru Fergus. sit indian style - get it? - on the mat and get ready to breathe in with your diaphragm. ready?

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Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008

Soiled Meat
Breathe iiiiiinnn.... hold it until i say.

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
[ASMR] PUKING TINGLES ROLEPLAY *COMSIC REIKI*

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
I can hold my breath for over two minutes

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
i find approriating american indian culture to be triggering and have filed a complaint with the better business bureau

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Hardawn posted:

I can hold my breath for over two minutes

youre gonna be holding your teeth for two minutes in about 15 minutes

Golden Gate Bride
Oct 23, 2008
knife to meet you
Hi Fergus. Thanks Fergus.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
im breathing now what

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

Mulli posted:

Hi Fergus. Thanks Fergus.

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice

dad gay. so what posted:

youre gonna be holding your teeth for two minutes in about 15 minutes

Good luck finding my physical form, I post via transcendental meddys and my teeth are in a glass by my third form.

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
do these pants make look me look like I have a camel toe?

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I like how my balls look in yoga pants.

Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008

Soiled Meat
breathe out.

Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008

Soiled Meat

Champenema posted:

do these pants make look me look like I have a camel toe?

yes, which is bizarre for a pair of parachute pants

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ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
I usually get my calm from the ashvarashna or whatever the gently caress it's called at the end of yoga but instructors grandad died and now I won't be able to fund peace until next Wednesday

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