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I've just been giving these things away. I had no idea they were in such demand
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i grew up in spicy city
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Apr 20, 2016 13:24
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This guy was on Tosh.0
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Apr 20, 2016 13:43
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SpaceAceJase posted:This guy was on Tosh.0 I wish you were on fire
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Distorted View discovered this guy and made him a website and everything. https://www.fartbitch.com Tim (from DV) is a Goon nbut only lurks I believe and is gonna do a kickstarter to make this lunatic a video.
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Apr 20, 2016 13:49
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There's gotta be something especially awful about you if you can't get some gay fart fetish guy to fart in your mouth off a Craiglist ad. I feel like if I put one up I'd have dudes lined up around the block to blast rear end in my face
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Apr 20, 2016 19:37
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Hmm... to live in Tall Very Thin Rugged Bottom City or Tall Skinny Rugged Bottom City.
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Apr 20, 2016 19:45
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Aesop Poprock posted:There's gotta be something especially awful about you if you can't get some gay fart fetish guy to fart in your mouth off a Craiglist ad. I feel like if I put one up I'd have dudes lined up around the block to blast rear end in my face He talks about this in some of his videos where he lays down what are, frankly, some pretty serious hard truths about perceptions of race in America. He says everyone who is interested in black men only want super-masculine macho black men and so to them, he's not black enough, and he's too black for other people. It's hard times when all you want is someone to fart in your face and think about you as more than a black dick.
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Apr 20, 2016 21:08
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Aesop Poprock posted:There's gotta be something especially awful about you if you can't get some gay fart fetish guy to fart in your mouth off a Craiglist ad. I feel like if I put one up I'd have dudes lined up around the block to blast rear end in my face if i had my druthers i would have pointed my car towards banshee long ago to personally deliver my butt farts.
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Apr 20, 2016 21:11
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Defiance Industries posted:He talks about this in some of his videos where he lays down what are, frankly, some pretty serious hard truths about perceptions of race in America. He says everyone who is interested in black men only want super-masculine macho black men and so to them, he's not black enough, and he's too black for other people. If you're trying to hook up on Craigslist, Grindr or whatever, you better not be fat, black or a femme. It's not very nice, but it's just how it works. Also most guys going after black guys want big "thuggy" black guys, and they usually want them to be big ole tops.
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Apr 20, 2016 21:22
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*Teary eyed in the computer chair *Slides open the drawer *Gets out whoopee cushion and inflates it between gentle sobs
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Apr 20, 2016 21:27
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Defiance Industries posted:He talks about this in some of his videos where he lays down what are, frankly, some pretty serious hard truths about perceptions of race in America. He says everyone who is interested in black men only want super-masculine macho black men and so to them, he's not black enough, and he's too black for other people. Nah people will usually gently caress anyone, especially gay fetish guys on craigslist, but I think in this dudes case he's so totally insane about it even the fart fetish guys are turned off. They just wanna fart in a dudes face and that's it but this guy probably wants to do his elaborate tolkeinesque world building role play where the fart guy is a slave master from spicy city and that is a lot of work for a dude just looking to get his fart on
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Apr 20, 2016 21:37
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Aesop Poprock posted:Nah people will usually gently caress anyone, especially gay fetish guys on craigslist, but I think in this dudes case he's so totally insane about it even the fart fetish guys are turned off. They just wanna fart in a dudes face and that's it but this guy probably wants to do his elaborate tolkeinesque world building role play where the fart guy is a slave master from spicy city and that is a lot of work for a dude just looking to get his fart on Well, drat dawg, some people just want a little bit of effort to go into a their fetishes. This man came up with all this lore and he doesn't want it to go to waste 
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Apr 20, 2016 21:50
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i'm a Chicken Cream
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Apr 20, 2016 21:53
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City of Tampa posted:i'm a Chicken Cream you sure are
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HGCcpUmsnJM
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Apr 21, 2016 08:30
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good for him
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Apr 21, 2016 09:15
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the thread for him was a while ago i think i already forget his different farts beefy cream farts for white men chipotle farts for latinos or something crap i think i forgot them all
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Apr 21, 2016 10:44
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we should put this guy on the 20 instead of tubs
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Apr 21, 2016 13:57
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Pastor Perineum posted:the thread for him was a while ago He is only into white guy farts. The flavor corresponds to their hair color. Chicken cream = blonde, beef cream = brown, silver trout cream = gray/white, buffalo cream = red.
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Apr 21, 2016 15:53
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Get beefcream bitch.
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