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The formula that created the Hulk seems simple enough to me, you just take one puny human, add some gamma radiation, and voila (!), you get yourself a Hulk. I only read G.I. Joe and Transformers comics growing up, so maybe this was addressed in the Hulk comics, but seems like with several billion people walking around there should be more than just a few Hulks in existence. And this topic can also include discussion on other Hulks, like Hulk Hogan, and Sgt Hulka from Stripes. However, I'm hoping some of our resident Hulk experts can at least weigh in on the "why aren't there more Hulks" question though.
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# ? Apr 19, 2016 04:48 |
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# ? Apr 17, 2024 22:55 |
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they already made more hulks bookmarking this thread for the impending hulk pussy-pounding black widow gif
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# ? Apr 19, 2016 04:50 |
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# ? Apr 19, 2016 04:55 |
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'Hulk' is what I named my penis. Because it's big.
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# ? Apr 19, 2016 05:04 |
For that matter they made super soldier serum in the 40s and you expect me to believe they couldn't figure it out and crank out thousands of captain America's??
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# ? Apr 19, 2016 05:10 |
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There is always Film Crit Hulk to fill that void.
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# ? Apr 19, 2016 05:11 |
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The main reason Fukishima was such a dangerous disaster is because it created over 2,500 hulks
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# ? Apr 19, 2016 05:11 |
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Eonwe posted:For that matter they made super soldier serum in the 40s and you expect me to believe they couldn't figure it out and crank out thousands of captain America's?? All of it was used up for Steve Rodgers and then the creator was killed by a Hyrda agent Oh boy, so this is why I don't have a steady Girlfriend.
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# ? Apr 19, 2016 05:12 |
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we dont need no more hulks thank you though.
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# ? Apr 19, 2016 05:13 |
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They've got toddler snacks with human growth hormone in them op what more do you want?
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# ? Apr 19, 2016 05:17 |
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Does gamma radiation make your donger huge? I think it would make it smaller and wither away, hence the Hulks anger. Which is it?
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# ? Apr 19, 2016 05:18 |
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anyone has a photo of that really strong dog this one: its like a dog hulk, no?
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# ? Apr 19, 2016 05:19 |
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VendaGoat posted:Does gamma radiation make your donger huge? I too want to know the answer to this question. Asking for a friend though, because like all Goons I already have a huge dong.
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# ? Apr 19, 2016 05:21 |
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Kuato posted:I too want to know the answer to this question. Asking for a friend though, because like all Goons I already have a huge dong. You wouldn't like me when I'm horny
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# ? Apr 19, 2016 05:28 |
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Because keeping afloat ships that can't sail is not economic and keeping prisoners on them only work so well.
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# ? Apr 19, 2016 05:59 |
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VendaGoat posted:All of it was used up for Steve Rodgers and then the creator was killed by a Hyrda agent youre telling me that no one fuckin wrote anything down on a piece of paper? Or that he had coworkers who took part in the research? That when the creator died literally all knowledge died with him? that's BULLSHIT SON
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# ? Apr 19, 2016 06:01 |
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Fellbat posted:Because keeping afloat ships that can't sail is not economic and keeping prisoners on them only work so well. They could be used as a stationary riverboat Casino type set-up IMO.
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# ? Apr 19, 2016 06:10 |
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bruce banner is smart but the hulk is dumb right? thats two different in one so how is balk pe k ..
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# ? Apr 19, 2016 06:15 |
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sorry i had a stroke
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# ? Apr 19, 2016 06:15 |
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The best Hulks are fuzzy.
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# ? Apr 19, 2016 06:20 |
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# ? Apr 19, 2016 06:22 |
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i like that hulk who was played by dr fraser crane
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# ? Apr 19, 2016 06:23 |
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# ? Apr 19, 2016 06:30 |
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a fermi paradox of hulks
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# ? Apr 19, 2016 06:39 |
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dont forget about she hulk by sir wiggles
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# ? Apr 19, 2016 06:48 |
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This hulk has no pants.
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# ? Apr 19, 2016 07:07 |
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gamma radiaiton affects different people differently, it turned Bruce Banner into the Hulk, Emil Blonsky into the Abomination, Leonard Samson into Doc Samson, Samuel Stearns into the Leader, and Betty Ro into the Harpy.
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# ? Apr 19, 2016 07:21 |
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SwimmingSpider posted:gamma radiaiton affects different people differently, it turned Bruce Banner into the Hulk, Emil Blonsky into the Abomination, Leonard Samson into Doc Samson, Samuel Stearns into the Leader, and Betty Ro into the Harpy. "Turned her into!?" -Mr Ro probably idk
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# ? Apr 19, 2016 07:23 |
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I want a lighthearted hulk tv show starring the baby face giant who played the mountain in game of thrones and he's always the hulk but he's got Bruce banners smarts like 90s hulk, that's my biggest hulk wish I have right now but I'm pretty sure there are others I'll get back to y'all
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# ? Apr 19, 2016 07:56 |
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I'm just developing my idea here: what if hulk has a speech impediment since the actors first language isn't English, so hulk has a thing, maybe he's embarrassed about it? Is that offensive to people with speech impediments? I don't want to get tumblr on my bad side
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# ? Apr 19, 2016 07:58 |
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SwimmingSpider posted:gamma radiaiton affects different people differently, it turned Bruce Banner into the Hulk, Emil Blonsky into the Abomination, Leonard Samson into Doc Samson, Samuel Stearns into the Leader, and Betty Ro into the Harpy. I knew a lot of people were going green, but this is ridiculous *tugs at collar nervously*.
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# ? Apr 19, 2016 12:15 |
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JiveHonky posted:dont forget about who the daddy?
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# ? Apr 19, 2016 13:09 |
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yeah not everyone turns into a hulk OP everybody loving knows that like one dude got turned permanently into green vincent price with hydrocephaly
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# ? Apr 19, 2016 19:47 |
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They changed Bruce Banner's name to David for the old Hulk tv show because tv executives thought "Bruce" sounded too gay.
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# ? Apr 19, 2016 20:48 |
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www posted:who the daddy? THE BISEXUAL JUGGERNAUT
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# ? Apr 19, 2016 20:50 |
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I'm pretty "being a Hulk" is among the more common reasons for a human to have superpowers in the Marvel universe (obviously way below the X-gene or having some alien DNA [including the Inhumans]) and there are actually a bunch of them, they just tend to be C-list heroes at best so most normal people don't know who they are beyond maybe Jennifer Walters
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# ? Apr 19, 2016 20:57 |
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hulk...love?
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# ? Apr 19, 2016 21:13 |
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VendaGoat posted:All of it was used up for Steve Rodgers and then the creator was killed by a Hyrda agent No way, like someone wants to be with a guy who is like, I think, I'll look it up on Wikipedia later
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# ? Apr 19, 2016 21:26 |
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Here you go: http://spotmebro.com/denis-cyplenkov-hands/ Out of context this dude looks like a "little person" because of his proportions, but nope, he is 6ft 1 and his hands are like loving shovels. Enjoy your real life hulk OP! spud fucked around with this message at 22:16 on Apr 19, 2016 |
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Looks really uncomfortable
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# ? Apr 19, 2016 22:34 |