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Oprah and Slingblade on a date: Liz Lemon: Hurr hurr I shore do love me these French fried potatoes! Jeanna Maroney: No you don't, Oprah!
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Also, WTF, Google:  
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Apr 19, 2016 14:34
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ok, let's get a one-word suggestion from the audience pineapple it is!
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Apr 19, 2016 14:45
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*mimes pulling pineapple out of rear end*
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Apr 19, 2016 14:46
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i can' twait to gently caress a pineapple i hope obama lets me marry a pinepapple i loving love the pineapple but it's bullshit that i have to feel all this discrimination again'st a bias in the transmission of pineapple aids
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Applewhite posted:Also, WTF, Google: Jimmy Fallon's aging pretty well
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Apr 19, 2016 14:54
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yes, and, uh, he's a human male
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Apr 19, 2016 14:57
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I'm the unfunny fat guy who wants to bang the mousy bookish girl
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Hector Beerlioz posted:I'm the unfunny fat guy who wants to bang the mousy bookish girl Aren't we all?
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Apr 19, 2016 14:59
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hm, what's a good scam i could pull. i know, pretend this has business value and rope a bunch of business idiots into paying me money to learn how to listen to other people
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Jesus Dad, these four-six $400 classes will pay for themselves when I get on Comedy Central. I thought you were an expert in investments 
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Applewhite posted:Aren't we all? I'm not fat
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I might be bald up top but if I grow my sides out real long nobody will notice
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Yes, and...
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Apr 19, 2016 15:53
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Hey look at me I'm the one fairly hot girl and I always do that sexy voice
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Apr 19, 2016 15:58
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it's ok i'll wait for u to laugh
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Apr 19, 2016 16:27
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ok i'm pinnochio but my dick gets bigger and you don't have to lie and i'm in a public theatre but i'm gflying and the cops can't reach me i'm in heaven now heaven on earth
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Apr 19, 2016 16:28
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I heard pistol. I heard put the pistol in my mouth. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
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Apr 19, 2016 16:31
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After the show, I'm gonna wait for Scott Adsit in the bar and compliment him on Moral Orel because I bet he hears about 30 Rock all the time. I honestly did exactly this. Me the person, not me the character I improv'd for this thread.
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Hydrocodone posted:After the show, I'm gonna wait for Scott Adsit in the bar and compliment him on Moral Orel because I bet he hears about 30 Rock all the time. What did he say?
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Apr 19, 2016 16:35
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Applewhite posted:What did he say? He thanked me and offered me his drink chip. I told him I didn't drink and he cheerfully yelled "then gently caress you!" And then he walked away.
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Apr 19, 2016 16:37
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om my god oh my god the scene is not going well better do something physical&wacky *backflips, breaks hip*
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Apr 19, 2016 16:45
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Now for this scene we're going to need an audience volunteer - you there! Yeah, you, the most visibly uncomfortable person in the entire venue! Come on up on stage!
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"Well as you know we are The Capitol Steps of Ft. Wayne, so I think we should prepare something topical about the election thing."
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in soviet russia hamburger eat YOU
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*has to pretend the dumpy 43 year old woman is a hot coed because she's the only female in the group*
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dad gay. so what posted:in soviet russia hamburger eat YOU see this is what I'm talking about when I mention improv, friend
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the op is gay *ding* the op is dumb *ding* the op is ugly *ding* the op is crap *ding* the op is great *scene continues*
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Apr 19, 2016 18:01
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the long-haired guy plays jesus in a sketch for the 27th consecutive week
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*tosses out a great callback that ties the whole act together, the crowd leaps to their feet cheering as the rest of the group stands stunned by my improv abilities* *starts awake shivering on recliner with the tv on the HSN, covered in sweat and cold beer*
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Apr 19, 2016 18:29
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Hey, audience, the amazing thing about this show is that it's TOTALLY made up on the spot... no rehearsing! *Rehashes a bunch of in-jokes and bits that went over well the last show*
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Apr 19, 2016 19:15
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Hey, check it out. One of these two somewhat unattractive men is playing a woman... and now the scene requires they KISS! Whoah-ho-ho, wackiness ahoy!
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Apr 19, 2016 19:17
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sometimes a chairis a... drivers seat of a city bus! what fun!
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Hey, check it out. One of these two somewhat unattractive men is playing a woman... and now the scene requires they KISS! Whoah-ho-ho, wackiness ahoy! You gotta own it *kisses full on the mouth and strokes other guy's beard*
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Apr 19, 2016 19:21
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Apr 19, 2016 19:23
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*poses for group photo where every single person is making a painfully awkward 'whacky' face*
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calls myself an actor
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Apr 19, 2016 19:30
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For this scene, you're at A grocery store! With Your pet chimpanzee! And you're Buying ice cream! *nobody gets their face bitten off, very inaccurate portrayal of how chimp would act in such unfamiliar circumstances*
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*twinkles fingers in front of face and goes from high pitched to just above normal pitch while flagellating lips* "Brrlrrlrr! Brrlrrlrr!"
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i went to a couple of improv shows to support my friend and had a good time there was an older inprov guy that got to say "in my language, no means yes" in a creepy mexican accent someone ordered pizza afterwards
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