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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

if i can't pick scorpion in a game i don't play it

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Dresh
Jun 15, 2008

hrmph.
I know fighting game characters. I have the best fighting game characters.

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



Hell Yeah posted:

if i can't pick scorpion in a game i don't play it

:agreed: except i sometimes play as batman in injustice

they should put scorpion into smash bros then it might be a good game

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Hell Yeah posted:

if i can't pick scorpion in a game i don't play it

his orig fatality was the least gratuitously bloody in a game that was all about that, but also the coolest

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
In italy scorpions was called Dimpino and he beckoned them with a rise instead if tradenark rope

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Quote-Unquote posted:

:agreed: except i sometimes play as batman in injustice

wasn't there a dc vs mk game?

i think with sufficient time to investigate and prepare, the bat man can beat a demon skeleton ninja

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



Otisburg posted:

wasn't there a dc vs mk game?

i think with sufficient time to investigate and prepare, the bat man can beat a demon skeleton ninja

yeah i didn't play it though
scorpion was in injustice though which was a good game made better by scorpion being in it

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

Al Cowens posted:

and the first Brazilian was the hulk with electric powers and flaming orange hair

just like in real life

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Quote-Unquote posted:

yeah i didn't play it though
scorpion was in injustice though which was a good game made better by scorpion being in it

really? i thought injustice was about superman taking over as a global dictator and the dc roster lining up for and against

(well as much as fighting games are "about" anything, really i thought it was about dc guys punching eachother)

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Oct 22, 2002



Otisburg posted:

really? i thought injustice was about superman taking over as a global dictator and the dc roster lining up for and against

(well as much as fighting games are "about" anything, really i thought it was about dc guys punching eachother)

yes it is but then it shows that scorpion was about to win mortal kombat and kill sub zero when some portal opened up and dumped him in metropolis or something and he was really pissed off about it so he goes round murdering dc characters for fun. he's the only person that isn't for or against superman, just wants to ruin poo poo. because scorpion is the best.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Hell Yeah posted:

if i can't pick scorpion in a game i don't play it


Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
I usually choose Jared fuckass embassy

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
Juri.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
In sf3 it was really satisfyijt to beat someone as Q. Q wad cool

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
I like vega too but he sucks and Juri is more fun.

In MK I like Liu Kang hes just awesome and makes lots of awesome noises.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
the only fighting game I play is the one with the OPs mom where we disagree on having sex and eventually the wrong one relents and then we gently caress

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

The fat guy in Bruce Lee.

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator

Microwaves Mom posted:

I like vega too but he sucks and Juri is more fun.

In MK I like Liu Kang hes just awesome and makes lots of awesome noises.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bcT8mk-wyQ

Burt Gherkin
Feb 8, 2010
I play as Dhalsim because I enjoy stretching my foreskin to astounding lengths.

Thanks for listening

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



I like Dan but only to watch his butt it's hard to win while ur j/ping so I guess no op sorry

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

playing only as scorpion is like going out to eat at chipotle everyday

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
My main is Mewtwo in Super Smash Bros. Melee and Lucario in Brawl. What does that say about me, fighting horoscope?

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same

symbolic posted:

the only fighting games i play are Smash, and i main Ness

i suppose that means i like Earthbound, which is true

same.

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same
smash: ness, lucas, bowser
street fighter: blanka
king of fighters: k, goro, vice (i suck though lol)
guilty gear: faust, bed man

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



scott zoloft posted:

smash: ness, lucas, bowser
street fighter: blanka
king of fighters: k, goro, vice (i suck though lol)
guilty gear: faust, bed man

u feel caught between a yearning for childlike simplicity and the monstrous nature of your id, both repressed by your button down demeanour

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same
tell me about it, brother :(

i wanna unbutton my top button and SMASH *crit*

Doctor Discomfort
Jan 4, 2015

It definitely says something about you, but modern psychologists are a bit behind in this area. I don't know how but people who have only known me for a few weeks can accurately guess what characters I use. There's probably something wrong with me.

Other people should post lists, I bet we can figure out if someone is a giant dick IRL based on who he fights with.


street fighter 2: Vega
marvel vs. capcom: Doctor Doom
soul calibur: Voldo
mortal kombat: Reptile
smash bros: Princess Peach

never played guilty gear but if I did I'd probably go for Faust or Zappa if I had to guess.

Doctor Discomfort fucked around with this message at 13:45 on Apr 19, 2016

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Doctor Discomfort posted:

street fighter 2: Vega
marvel vs. capcom: Doctor Doom
soul calibur: Voldo
mortal kombat: Reptile
smash bros: Princess Peach

this ones easy: you wear a metaphorical mask to hide your inner femininity, which you feel is repulsive

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
im good at Ryu, but i prefer to play as Sakura to naturally distract my opponent with bright red panty shots

flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

I always pick Scorpion or Sub-Zero which probably indicates I am an INTJ/mainstream.

AntifaSupersoldier
Jul 30, 2003

Reality is what you can get away with
Hell Gem
KOF2002: Ramon, Choi, Billy Kane
Marvel 3: Haggar, Taskmaster, Dormammu
Xrd: Faust
Street fighter V: Birdie

I tend to pick big normals over speed most of the time

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Wake up Dragonpunch Ken or I'm not playing.

Also, lol at Smash Bros being called a fighting game. I don't care if it's at Evo, it's a game for children to play or for adults to play whilst drunk.

Doctor Discomfort
Jan 4, 2015

Otisburg posted:

this ones easy: you wear a metaphorical mask to hide your inner femininity, which you feel is repulsive

Well drat near nailed my personality, except I find my inner everything repulsive and literally wish I was a robot.

Now I'll do yours

street fighter 2: guile
tekken: bryan fury
soul calibur: mitsurugi
mortal kombat: scorpion
smash bros: samus


You seem to prefer things straightforward, no tricks or gimmicks, you eschew style for substance and for what you lack in flashiness you make up for by reliably getting the job done. You are not a gambler. You'd rather lose to a better player than win by chance. A lucky victory gives you no sense of accomplishment.

Woden
May 6, 2006
Power Instinct: The old lady
Clayfighter: Blob
Shaq-Fu: Kaori
Weaponlord: Jen-Tai
Primal Rage: Vertigo
Bloody Roar: Gado/Greg

monkey
Jan 20, 2004

by zen death robot
Yams Fan
Diagnose this:

SF2: Blanka
MvC: Spidey / Ryu
Samurai Shodown: Haohmaru / Caffeine Nicotine
Night Stalkers : Cat girl / Werewolf
Soul Calibur: Kilik / Ivy

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
:shrug:
i usually just hit random select, because i am much better at fighting games than any of my friends. this usually works out fine, because 50% of all fighting game characters are Ryu

Archer666
Dec 27, 2008

I like big grapply men. In SF5 I play Alex, a powerbombing mountain of meat. (On the left, delivering a Brooklyn Mind Read to Ryu)


In SF4 I played Abel, a tornado throwing mountain of meat.


In tekken I play Leo.

As you can see I am obviously a heterosexual ladies man.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014




hehs cool do they make them in men's sizes too hehe git r done am i right boys

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?
Leo looks like a cutie.


Also bring back SKULLOMANIA. I don't care WHO Capcom have to buy out.

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Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
SF: E.Honda
Samurai Showdown: Ukyo, Kazuki Kazama
Soul Calibur: Cervantes
Bad Dudes: Red Pants Bad Dude

Maoist Pussy fucked around with this message at 18:00 on Apr 19, 2016

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