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Qwazes
Sep 29, 2014
Fun Shoe

mdm posted:

oh so you're one of those types of fight games players

to be fair, puff dittos are terrible to watch or play

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Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Dresh posted:

I think straight up calling Smash "not a fighter" is over simplistic. I like to consider it a party fighter. It's at least as much of a fighting game as Power Stone, and I've never seen anyone make this argument about that. Speaking of, I use Wang Tang in Power Stone.

have you seen competitive smash?

They take everything out of the game that makes it fun.

Mildly Amusing
May 2, 2012

room temperature
my mom once got made at me because i was playing as a girl in street fighter 2

that's my story

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

Qwazes posted:

to be fair, puff dittos are terrible to watch or play

no way one of my fondest smash memories was playing an all jigglypuff match with my mates, nonstop laughter had by all

I mean if you're doing it competitively and not for a larf then yeah that's dumb

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

Mildly Amusing posted:

my mom once got made at me because i was playing as a girl in street fighter 2

that's my story

good username/post combo

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

mdm posted:

no way one of my fondest smash memories was playing an all jigglypuff match with my mates, nonstop laughter had by all

I mean if you're doing it competitively and not for a larf then yeah that's dumb

4 ice climbers is better imo. we called it eskimo wars

Twelve Batmans
Dec 24, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Marvel 3: Dante/She-Hulk/Haggar
Street Fighter Third Strike: Dudley
King of Fighters/Fatal Fury: Blue Mary (where available)/Robert Garcia/Vanessa (where available)
Jojo ASB: Jolyne/Young Joseph
SFV: Karin/Alex
SFIV: Dudley
Smash: Kirby

Radical and BADical!
Jun 27, 2010

by Lowtax
Fun Shoe
late to the party but here goes:

SoulCaliber: Nightmare/Siegfried (all different movesets), Voldo (he loving owns, don't be repulsed by the bondage gear), Xianghua, Mitsurugi, the dude with the chinese broadsword/scimitar i think it's hwang lee or soemthing?
Street Fighter: Ryu
King of Fighters: Iori, K' and Kyo on a team
Mark of the Wolves: Terri Bogard, Gato
JoJo's: Jotaro, Joseph, Kakyoin, Dio, Polnareff
MvC: Spidey, Wolvie (and of course Ryu)

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



I don't play video games

GET IN THE ROBOT
Nov 28, 2007

JUST GET IN THE FUCKING ROBOT SHINJI
Competitive smash is like, a special kind of autism in that it's a party game designed for random poo poo to happen to kids can randomly win against stronger players. So smash players make up like 10 pages of rules and ban 90% of the stuff in the game and suck all fun out of it trying to force a square peg into a round hole.

What's great though is typically at fighting game tournaments, smash is held in a room far, far away from everyone else in a quarantine zone. That's right, smash players tend to be such awful human beings that even fighting game turbonerds can't stand to be around them.

I guess we should all be thankful that league of legends players never actually leave the house

Archer666 posted:

Special mention goes to Marn, who is both a fighting game player and a MOBA player.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9caTktglhUI

Apparently he moved to Vietnam after setting up a pro LoL team and scamming the members out of their money that Riot gave them.

Marn is a contender for one of the most pathetic people on earth so I can't say I'm surprised that he plays MOBAs

Doppelganger
Oct 11, 2002

Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger
SF: Blanka
MK: Kabal
Soul Caliber: Voldo
Tekken: Bruce Irvin
Smash Bros: Snake, Bowser

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
did someone say competitive smash???

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pD_imYhNoQ4

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Doppelganger posted:

SF: Blanka
MK: Kabal
Soul Caliber: Voldo
Tekken: Bruce Irvin
Smash Bros: Snake, Bowser

You see urself a monster inside and out.

Illusive Fuck Man
Jul 5, 2004
RIP John McCain feel better xoxo 💋 🙏
Taco Defender
sub zero
yoshimitsu
yoshimitsu
kirby

i dont remember who i played in street fighter because my friend had the nintendo controller w/ the bullshit automatic button mashing so i didnt like playing it.

lizardman
Jun 30, 2007

by R. Guyovich
It's realy, really, REALLY beside the point whether Super Smash Bros counts as a fighting game in this thread, guys. Yeesh.

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
I really liked the fencer in soul caliber, so I'm probably part aristocratic or something maybe? I also liked sub-zero in MK and ironman had a sweet attack, plus a Hard on for wolverine.

I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004
I usually play as Chun Li because I like to tape my penis between my legs and go down to the docks and trick straight men into letting me suck their dicks.

I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004
Of course for money. I'm not stupid.

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms

Microwaves Mom posted:

oh yeah I-no in GG

so:

MKX: Liu Kang
SF: Juri
GG: i-No
Smash: I played it like once or twice but Luigi.

Someone break that poo poo down for me.

Your bad at video game

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
why would you pick a girl when a man is stronger

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



I am Toni Lippi posted:

I usually play as Chun Li because I like to tape my penis between my legs and go down to the docks and trick straight men into letting me suck their dicks.

im not fooled.

i mean i still go for it, but i know whats up

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user
I played a Street Fighter game one time and picked...somebody named Poison. I don't like fighting games, but I liked Poison.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Otisburg posted:

im not fooled.

i mean i still go for it, but i know whats up

A mouth is a mouth

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

I just remembered I really liked playing as the guy with the really long stick in soul caliber.

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





SF: Ken
Tekken: Yoshimitsu
Soul Caliber: Mitsurugi
MK: Scorp
Samurai Showdown: Galford(although Tachibana Ukyo had my favorite style)

Man, Samurai Showdown was a badass series now that I think about it. I miss playing those games.

Sophy Wackles fucked around with this message at 02:35 on Apr 20, 2016

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe

Dresh
Jun 15, 2008

hrmph.

Pawn 17 posted:

Samurai Showdown: Glaford (although Tachibana Ukyo had my favorite style)

Man, Samurai Showdown was a badass series now that I think about it. I miss playing those games.

I really need to play a lot more SamSho, I usually go for Basara when I mess with it.

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

THAT'S MY KID BARNEY ON THE LEFT!! OMG GO BARNEY!

I love it when grown men shout about my kids playing at their party!

e: Could have toned the language down a bit though, we are a Christian family.

spud fucked around with this message at 02:31 on Apr 20, 2016

Millions of Crows
Mar 31, 2010

take a look overhead
Goddamn babies and your smash bros and street fighter bullshit. Only one person mentioned Time Killers, and nobody mentioned Darkstalkers even though it was SF2 with monsters.
gently caress everyone that wasn't around for the early 90s. You can never know the glory of Mantazz.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
My main is Uncle Jesse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTg4KIxdpic

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
i play as malcom x and i win by any means necessary

















(button mashing)

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

you may have a point OP, i play as Cammy because i like butts

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
i pick scorpion GET OVER HERE hehe jhst a little scorp joke or sometimes subzero. i only know one move.

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
im changing my answer to Omega Tom Hanks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52SrZDNj7NA

Orange Cat
Feb 26, 2013
ALL YOU CAN!

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

i picked zero as my main in marvel cause he had cool looking moves. then he ended up being ultra cheap so i look like some kinda tier whore even though i never learned how to do any of his really cheap poo poo

EmperorFritoBandito
Aug 7, 2010

by exmarx
SF: E. Honda
GG: Zato
BB: Arakune
SC: Astaroth
MvC: MODOK
MK: Quan Chi
Smash: Luigi

Brutal Garcon
Nov 2, 2014



This guy knows what's up:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7On-TMbti8s

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
In super smash bros i like to play as dr mario or samus or fox im talkin melee here so fox is dope still i think

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monkey
Jan 20, 2004

by zen death robot
Yams Fan

Millions of Crows posted:

Goddamn babies and your smash bros and street fighter bullshit. Only one person mentioned Time Killers, and nobody mentioned Darkstalkers even though it was SF2 with monsters.
gently caress everyone that wasn't around for the early 90s. You can never know the glory of Mantazz.

I mentioned Darkstalkers, except I called it Night Stalkers, maybe a bootleg or I got 1 mixed up with 2, I played a lot of both in the arcade. I never even heard of time killers but it looks pretty bad.

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