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a mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer are tasked with finding a ball's volume. the mathematician calculates its volume with its diameter; the physicist measures the displacement of water in a bucket; the engineer googles the serial number :p2:
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why is 6 afraid of 7? because heh heh because pfffft because 7 8 9
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Apr 19, 2016 22:12
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The best math joke: The same people that picked on you as a child for being good at it pack your groceries as an adult.
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Apr 19, 2016 22:13
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ManDingo posted:The best math joke: No, they inherit their dad's dealership and con you into paying way more for a car than you can afford with your entry level process engineer salary + paying off 100 grand of student loans
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Apr 19, 2016 22:14
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Sorry nerd, ten means ten and base ten is implied in the word There are two types of people in the world, people who understand only numerals and those with some degree of literacy and more than likely have some form of human interaction in their lives.
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Apr 19, 2016 22:14
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drat
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Apr 19, 2016 22:15
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Holky poo poo op you get 
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Apr 19, 2016 22:16
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garfield hentai posted:algebra has "bra" in it that's kind of funny it's like it's the mathematics of boobs the answer is 2
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Apr 19, 2016 22:21
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What if theyve had to remove one b/c breast cancer or theyre an amazon warrior
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Apr 19, 2016 22:26
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SciFiDownBeat posted:a mathematician walks into a bar and asks for a glass of beer nice.
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Apr 19, 2016 22:26
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Stinky_Pete posted:That is a history joke not a math joke! Fight me!
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Apr 19, 2016 22:26
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I feel like i've seen a better version of this where the dividing by zero step wasn't so blatant.
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Apr 19, 2016 22:29
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SciFiDownBeat posted:a mathematician walks into a bar and asks for a glass of beer I always liked this one but the varient I heard the bartender stops them after the third, poors two beers, and tells them to sort it out themselves.
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Apr 19, 2016 22:35
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yeah I've heard that variant too, I forgot about it though
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Apr 19, 2016 22:42
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Why did current sitting president George W. Bush arrest the math teacher? Because he supported Al Gebra and had weapons of math instruction! ha ha remember the Bush years guys?
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Apr 19, 2016 22:46
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AugmentedVision posted:Those who understand binary and those who don't! Lol! Post more math joke's, lol at the apostrophe and comma at the end
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Apr 19, 2016 23:03
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That Robot posted:lol at the apostrophe and comma at the end It takes finesse to be feckless
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Apr 19, 2016 23:11
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Toadvine posted:It takes finesse to be feckless Rudie Can't fail *horn noises*
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Apr 19, 2016 23:36
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Two guys are floating around in a hot air balloon. Before long a storm comes and blows them off course until they're completely lost. Desperate to find out how to get home, they finally spot a guy on the ground and call out to him. "Excuse me! Could you tell us where we are?" "You're in a hot air balloon!" the guy on the ground replies. "Ah. He must be a mathematician" says one of the balloon guys. "What? How can you tell?" asks the other. "Because he talks like a fag and his poo poo's all retarded."
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Apr 19, 2016 23:45
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Skeleton Ape posted:Two guys are floating around in a hot air balloon. Before long a storm comes and blows them off course until they're completely lost. Desperate to find out how to get home, they finally spot a guy on the ground and call out to him.
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why is 6 disgusted by 288? because 288 is two grossStinky_Pete posted:ha ha remember the Bush years guys? unfortunately yes
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Apr 19, 2016 23:47
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dad gay. so what posted:knock knock Come in
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Apr 19, 2016 23:48
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The Edmonton Eulers are my favorite team. Had to cross seven bridges just to see them play.
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Apr 19, 2016 23:50
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Skeleton Ape posted:Two guys are floating around in a hot air balloon. Before long a storm comes and blows them off course until they're completely lost. Desperate to find out how to get home, they finally spot a guy on the ground and call out to him. LMAO Ha ha ha this thread is delivering 
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actually there are two kinds of people people who consider this the height of comedy and retards
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