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Skylark
Apr 27, 2007



︵‿୨🤍୧‿︵
༶⋆˙⊹。⋆ʚ🦢ɞ ✩ ˛˚.
Pay attention guys this is how its done 👌 😍

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Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010
Hell, I would love to get a text

www
Aug 4, 2010

:secondpost:

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
awesomesauce

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
gimme ur digits

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

heyt bae chrrck it oyt i learned to txttede woth my dixkk!

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

you deserve it op. some day you will find the one i just know it.

www
Aug 4, 2010

actually all 3 of those texts are really loving lame

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
ok

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan
That's so sweet.

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
Those are texts my stalker keeps sending me. What you aren't showing are the threats and times I have called the p9luce

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
every gorl deserves a guy that puts on some fun music in the middle of making you a big spaghetti dinner and starts danc8ng with you and singing along using a wooden spoon as a microphone

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan
se7en

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib

www posted:

actually all 3 of those texts are really loving lame

I'm the huge prick over promising and never delivering like #3. U deserve a lot so here's my truncated English

A million books buddy? Better start loving writing

You got like 1000 love letters to catch up on as a basic starting point

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
sack my duck

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
Hitler had a mistress and I cant even get a text back :smith:

Jimlit
Jun 30, 2005



BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:

Hitler had a mistress and I cant even get a text back :smith:

He probably had impecible game though.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Skylark posted:

Pay attention guys this is how its done 👌 😍



usually when I wake up the first thing I want to do is poo poo or piss.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
:gb2fyad:

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
hevan is missing an angel and that angel is your face, angelface

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

JiveHonky posted:

hevan is missing an angel and that angel is your face, angelface

:greenangel:

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug
Your skin is so smooth and soft sometimes I want to wear it

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
YO WANNA BONE

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

Sometimes I think people are too attached to their cellphones, and become addicted to it instead of life. I just think it's unhealthy.

Skylark
Apr 27, 2007



︵‿୨🤍୧‿︵
༶⋆˙⊹。⋆ʚ🦢ɞ ✩ ˛˚.

Enfield posted:

every gorl deserves a guy that puts on some fun music in the middle of making you a big spaghetti dinner and starts danc8ng with you and singing along using a wooden spoon as a microphone

That sounds romantic

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
What about a guy who will be there when you're constipated and offer to help?

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Dominos pizza texts me a lot with many great offers.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
if you died i would still crank it to your facebook pics

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
I'm deffo gonna off myself if you die first

kalel
Jun 19, 2012

the last time a girl texted me I spent the week thinking about her. then she never texted me again. I never forgot tho

dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
I get those texts every day

Sorry no one loves you, OP

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
Text: Sammy?????

Me: no

Text: this isn't Sammy

Me: no

Text: sorry

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy

JiveHonky posted:

Text: Sammy?????

Me: no

Text: this isn't Sammy

Me: no

Text: sorry

This happened to me except my drag queen friend sold his phone for coke money and I snapchatted him for months without knowing

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Skylark posted:

Pay attention guys this is how its done 👌 😍


Me too... if you get one of these could you forward it to me?? Do texts work like that?

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
haha chris i love it

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Enfield posted:

every gorl deserves a guy that puts on some fun music in the middle of making you a big spaghetti dinner and starts danc8ng with you and singing along using a wooden spoon as a microphone

Omg I'd just curl up and die. :cripes:

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I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004
Sing like nobody is watching.
Dance like nobody is watching.
gently caress like nobody is watching.

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