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Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


Boobs - Hooters, honkers, chest babies, bazongas

Penis - Little porkster, the one-eyed trouser snake, richard

rear end - The old diamond mine, the poo poo well from hell

Having sex with your mom - Meating your maker

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Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
suck the poo poo out of my rear end in a top hat

several friends
Apr 7, 2015

rear end - Carmant post machine

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


Enfield posted:

suck the poo poo out of my rear end in a top hat

I'd like to see some pictures of it honestly.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Enfield posted:

suck the poo poo out of my rear end in a top hat

A CISHET SHITLORD
Sep 10, 2014

LOURDE OF THE SHITS
Pillbug
My cockthirst is a howling void that can never be filled

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
when ur too fat to gently caress, whats the point

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Enfield posted:

suck the poo poo out of my rear end in a top hat

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
'having sex' - making eye contact

Drad_Bert
Jun 26, 2013

by Smythe

Enfield posted:

suck the poo poo out of my rear end in a top hat

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
purple-headed yogurt slinger

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

Enfield posted:

suck the poo poo out of my rear end in a top hat

Untrustable
Mar 17, 2009





Shovemeat

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
gigggiitttyyyy

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
Call your dick a grumper

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

youre in trouble urine guzzler

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
Browsing the Trek thread

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Enfield posted:

suck the poo poo out of my rear end in a top hat

Furthermore OP, .

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
"Ohhhh, Sex Thiiiings...?
*wiggles eyebrows*
[hold for laughtrack]

TheWeepingHorse
Nov 20, 2009

submarine kiss - oral sex

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
Bepis.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Enfield posted:

suck the poo poo out of my rear end in a top hat

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Your hardware can't handle my software, Neo

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine
excalibur me, sir arthur

White Noise Marine
Apr 14, 2010

Bresticles

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Enfield posted:

suck the poo poo out of my rear end in a top hat

can you imagine what enfields burned-out oilwell of an rear end in a top hat must look like

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan
Rape - really funny

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



Sex - The Hunka Chunka

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



tongue punch the fartbox

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Rick the santorum from my butthole

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

oral - if you forget to address me as 'master' you're spending the night in your cage

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Safe word: loud screaming, deathrattle.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
boo boo toot toot tingle wangle *giggle*


fuckin retards

PinkoBastard
Oct 3, 2010
Leather cheerio

PinkoBastard fucked around with this message at 06:17 on Apr 20, 2016

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
Sex = Relations.
Breast = Bodacious Beef Bazookas

insulated staircase
Aug 21, 2014

urethral sounding = jammed your torpedo

death sext
Nov 4, 2011


sex time = juicin the peach
boobs = boobulars; jigglin happysacks

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
I think a funny way to say sex things is in a foreign language like Farsi.

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
Dunk a dill pickle, real-do

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Drad_Bert
Jun 26, 2013

by Smythe
Gonna brick off in your face, OP

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