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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

work my crank till i spray like a whale

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Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

stumping the trump

death sext
Nov 4, 2011


Drilling for oil

Fracking for oil depending on your style

death sext fucked around with this message at 07:18 on Apr 20, 2016

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
Hi

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

benis

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
Gonna auger out yo stank-slot with with my sex-snausage.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
This time I'm gonna ejaculate in your anus

H.H
Oct 24, 2006

August is the Cruelest Month

Carmant posted:

Boobs - Hooters, honkers, chest babies, bazongas

Penis - Little porkster, the one-eyed trouser snake, dear richard (as a term of endearment, preferably by a loved one)

rear end - The old diamond mine, the poo poo well from hell

Having sex with your mom - Meating your maker

Nadir
Apr 12, 2003

It's only up from here

Enfield posted:

suck the poo poo out of my rear end in a top hat

B.H. Facials
May 9, 2011

"Getting teased is part of growing up. It's no big deal. Just tell yourself, 'Sticks and stones may break my bones, but a .44 Magnum will tear that bully a new asshole!'"
Butthole = dirt whistle, corn box
Penis = carrot

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
Hey honey, it's time to shrink the kids :smug:

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



Pooping - seeing a man about a truck

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



B.H. Facials posted:

Butthole = dirt whistle, corn box

I like these.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Enfield posted:

suck the poo poo out of my rear end in a top hat

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

Area 51
Axe Wound
Baby Cannon
Bearded Clam
Beaver
Bleeding Meat Socket
Breakfast of Champions
Broad Faced Chicken
Bumsen
Box
Castle
Cave
Cavernous Gash
Choot
Cockpit
Cocksheath
Coin Purse
Cigar Box
Clam
Clowns Pocket
Cock Pocket
Cooch
Coochie
Coo-chi Snorcher
Cooter
Cunny
oval office
Danger Clam
Dragon's Lair
Dugout
Face Flower
Falcon Crest
Fanny
Fanny Boo
Feedbag
Feesh
Fillet
Fish
FUPA (Fat Upper Pussy Area)
Front-Butt
Fuddi
Gammon Flaps
Gaping Dragon
Gash
Gine
Granny's Celler
Gretchin's Grabber
Growler
Ham wallet (honey-glazed or otherwise)
Hayloft (post-menopausal women)
Hole
Honey Pot
Lady Flower
Lion's Den
Lucifer's Cradle
Man's Downfall
Meat Curtains
Meat Wallet
Meat Socket
Mop Bucket
Minge
Muff
Muffin
Neden
Nookie
Patchouli
Pickle Jar
Pink Sink
Pink Taco
Piss Flaps
Piss Hole
Pooki
Poon
Poontang
Pootie
Pot Hole
Punaani
Puss
Pussy
Pussy Cat
Pussyche
Rosebud
Rumpled Slit Skin
Saddlebag
Sausage Wallet
Shame Cave
Side-ways Smile
Slit
Slot Machine
Snapper
Snatch
Stinkhole
Strange
Stench Trench
Stink Box
Taco
Tamale
The Great Depression (dated, but relevant)
Toad
Tonton
Trim
Tuna Purse
Tuna Town
Tutu
Twat
Twinkle Cave
Vag
Vagoo
Va-Jay-Jay
Velvet purse
Vertical Smile
Whispering eye
Wizard's Sleeve
Wuss
Yawning Chasm
Yogurt Gun Holster
Yoni

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


Mozi posted:

'having sex' - making eye contact

more like 'having rape'

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


Dr. Dogballs Jr. posted:

excalibur me, sir arthur

when bae takin too long and you startin to wonder what's new on reddit

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


premature ejaculation: hole in one

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


"getting it on" - awkwardly staring at from across the coffee shop and then hiding in the restroom until she leaves

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

JiveHonky posted:

when ur too fat to gently caress, ur the cuck

fixed that for you

Vaginal Vagrant
Jan 12, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Away all Goats posted:

stumping the trump

Because you can't?

Anyway, gazongas

jeff smisek
May 18, 2009


Put ur peener in my veener

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
The dupre special - puttin ur dick in a toaster

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016
Sausage McFuckin

Or McStuffin

Lurk Ethic
Jul 25, 2007

Lurk More
Female masturbation: playing DJ, flogging molly

Pug Rodeo
Feb 20, 2007

BRING IT ON BRING IT ON YEAH


Breasts

a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

Lying to yourself - "Love"
Pretending to have a reason to live - "A relationship"
Making a mistake - "Having sex"

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flerp
Feb 25, 2014

Enfield posted:

suck the poo poo out of my rear end in a top hat

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