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criscodisco posted:Thieves gonna be sneaking into y'alls bedrooms at night and stealing your wisdom teeth so they can shove em in their gums and get dentist heroin. to stay relevant in 2016 the tooth fairy must leave heroin under your pillow
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yes I would, heroin isn't dangerous on its own, just in overdose or when contaminated, and I wouldn't want my kid to suffer needlessly
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Apr 20, 2016 05:53
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Apr 20, 2016 05:53
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Overdoses happen when you relapse and try to dose where you left off, so if you just keep using you're good.
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Apr 20, 2016 06:02
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the guy is wrong opiates kill pain AND people, they can do two things
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Apr 20, 2016 06:02
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empty quote the image spam. woohoo
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Apr 20, 2016 06:07
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*finds a dead addict* hmm... he took the entire bottle of pills at once ... and then accidentally wrote a note saying "goodbye gay world" ... chalk it up as another accidental overdose
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Apr 20, 2016 06:08
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like, would i give them heroin in exchange for treating my wisdom tooth? there's at least three reasons not to let my child apply surgical pliers to me.
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Apr 20, 2016 06:09
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I would emphasize to the dentist how much pain my precious little angel is in so I can eat his pain pills myself.
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Apr 20, 2016 06:11
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the only thing more painful than being a child with an impacted wisdom tooth is being the parent of a child with an impacted wisdom tooth, know what i'm sayin doc?
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Apr 20, 2016 06:14
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Okay doc my kids in pain. And the crazy thing is i have 300 other children in the same pain. I coukd only bring this one on my motorbike.
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Apr 20, 2016 06:16
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BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:Real talk, I always hear about this "overprescription" crisis meanwhile all I ever get from the doc are some measly-rear end tylenol-3s or maybe some tramadol. WTF!! My hot tip is get cancer. You'll be rolling in morphine sulfate errr day.
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Apr 20, 2016 06:23
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BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:Real talk, I always hear about this "overprescription" crisis meanwhile all I ever get from the doc are some measly-rear end tylenol-3s or maybe some tramadol. WTF!! my crackhead neighbor back in northwest arkansas had four doctors for her "MS" (neat facts chronic meth abuse can give you MS-like symptoms and at that point your life is over and ruined so doctors kind of roll with it). one in AR, one in MO, one in KS and one in OK. you just doctor-shop small town doctors until you find one that's broke enough to take your money. and sure as poo poo every month they were 'on a road trip' for the first 3 days of the month and then they'd come home and there would be a 24 hour endless stream of cars visiting their house for the next eight days
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Apr 20, 2016 06:30
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A lady I worked with years ago was going to a pill mill doctor. She was pretty cool, she was always in a good mood and she could sleep sitting up. At her funeral we all learned that her ponytail was a clip-on.
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Apr 20, 2016 06:34
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criscodisco posted:A lady I worked with years ago was going to a pill mill doctor. She was pretty cool, she was always in a good mood and she could sleep sitting up. At her funeral we all learned that her ponytail was a clip-on.
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 Yeah, I definitely would if it were prescribed. Research overwhelmingly shows people who take opiates for a brief period of time while experiencing acute pain don't develop an addiction. It also shows that morphine and heroin have near identical effects on people, and that even the people being given it can't tell the difference. In my painful surgery experience, you can hardly tell you are on oxy. It's obvious because the pain levels get dialed back a bit and you care less than normal, but there's no euphoria. This ad is dumb as heck, especially when it comes to wisdom tooth removal where the dentist gives you like 2 pills. It's not like they're shipping you out of there with a 30 day supply. Khorne fucked around with this message at 08:50 on Apr 20, 2016 |
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Khorne posted:In my painful surgery experience, you can hardly tell you are on oxy. It's obvious because the pain levels get dialed back a bit and you care less than normal, but there's no euphoria. This ad is dumb as heck, especially when it comes to wisdom tooth removal where the dentist gives you like 2 pills. It's not like they're shipping you out of there with a 30 day supply. Huh.. Im not the only one that oxy doesn't do poo poo for. But you have a completely different set of docs. I had a doc send me home with a month's worth of Vicodin for a sinus infection. And thats not the dumbest reason I have been given opioid meds. Did have a doc give me something once that worked. And by worked I mean I sat in a chair and drooled on myself for several hours, would get lucid enough to take the next dose. Had a month worth of that poo poo too. Honestly I think it was his way of apologizing for killing me with a morphine dose in the ER the day before. So its more where you are at and how irresponsible the doctors are.
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Isaac posted:Why does it seem like doctors give pills out to women so much easier than men. for real, i have a hard time getting anything even for an open fracture but i know plenty of girls who can just ask for whatever they want no problem, gently caress
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Apr 20, 2016 09:37
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Tylenol and asspirin are a loving joke
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Apr 20, 2016 09:37
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I like it when doctors decide that instead of doing their jobs they should start making moral judgement calls... just give me the loving pills i am in pain you oval office it doesnt even matter if i abuse them or not, i clearly have a loving bone sticking out of my arm
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Apr 20, 2016 09:45
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Maybe this thread or some other thread nurses not giving poo poo to 'seekers' im mever saying i smoke weed again. It dosent even make sense. I would think i should be trusted more if im being honest. But maybe its also that ive entered the world of chemicals making you high and i know what im in for.
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Apr 20, 2016 09:52
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With heroin you can make some money and getting money makes me feel good maybe we're onto something here with heroin
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Apr 20, 2016 09:57
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Mscontin goes for wild prices in melboure and this other chemical reagent called dubs goes for good money to. Theres some way to make it into diamorphine.
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Apr 20, 2016 09:58
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there is a black lady on that ad. that is really all they need to convince people that medical use of opiates is bad. switch it out for a white lady and people would see it and go "hmm, maybe heroin is what children really need"
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Apr 20, 2016 09:59
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There's a good book on this subject called "Dreamland: The True Tale of America's Opiate Epidemic" if you're interested in the history of opiate prescription and heroin addiction in America.
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Serious Frolicking posted:there is a black lady on that ad. that is really all they need to convince people that medical use of opiates is bad. switch it out for a white lady and people would see it and go "hmm, maybe heroin is what children really need" Extremely plausible. I think if it was a white child id see it and assume it was challenging preconceptions and endorsing heroin.
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Apr 20, 2016 10:58
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Would you take heroin from a little child?
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Colonel Cancer posted:Would you take heroin from a little child? Yes
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Apr 20, 2016 11:47
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If you have the right connections and the nose fir opiaates you can trade them for benzos
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Apr 20, 2016 11:48
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Some of the people in this thread must look shady as hell if their GP/ER doc isn't giving them whatever drugs they want
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Apr 20, 2016 12:16
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Hey doc i got a lil scratch in my throat Drink a bottle of this codeine every day for 7 days
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Isaac posted:Hi docter my kid is at home he lost his teeth or whatever i need some herojn
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Twilight Matrix posted:Some of the people in this thread must look shady as hell if their GP/ER doc isn't giving them whatever drugs they want I went in for an ear infection and specifically asked for oxycodone and my doctor looked at it went "yep that's infected" and gave me a script for like a weeks worth of pills. My ear didn't even hurt I just wanted them lol
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Apr 20, 2016 12:27
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Meanwhile this kid i knew ran over his foot with his car in a big scheme to try and get some painkillers from the ER and they gave him ibuprofen and then his insurance provider charged him like 800$ for the visit lol
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Apr 20, 2016 12:29
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Why does it have to be a wisdom tooth? I shoot up with my son every day, it's a real father and son bonding activity.
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Apr 20, 2016 12:30
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I used to see this mother-son team always copping together. Son was obese as gently caress they rolled around in a dusty and decrepit 90s minivan covered in sun faded nascar stickers. They must have driven into the city daily from their trailer park. poo poo is no joke.
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Apr 20, 2016 12:31
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The government needs to get the gently caress out of people's medicine cabinets. I've seen my old man who suffers from chronic back pain go through opiate withdrawals twice because docs are scared to up his dosage for breakthrough pain and he ends up short for a few days at the end of the month. I hope I'll never have to treat chronic pain with opiates because I'm terrified of being at the mercy of a doctor more worried about losing their license than treating their patients. The system is hosed up.
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Twilight Matrix posted:Some of the people in this thread must look shady as hell if their GP/ER doc isn't giving them whatever drugs they want "hmm this guy with visible tattoos knows what oxycontin is and asked for something more than ibuprofen for the pain, im going to assume he is an abuser and i will not give him the chance of relief because the chance that he is merely informed because hes been around or dealt with opiate addiction before and is thus much more likely to use them responsibly is literally zero. suffer you scumshit." this guys job as a doctor is to treat me, not to act as the moral police, so none of this should even matter if there is an obvious ailment for which opiates are prescribed in any other case.
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goatse.cx haver posted:"hmm this guy with visible tattoos knows what oxycontin is and asked for something more than ibuprofen for the pain, im going to assume he is an abuser lol
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Malinois posted:our next national epidemic: horse teeth http://lpix.org/sslptest/index.php?id=25279
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