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Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
I'm pretty sure these are all just episodes of Mob Wives where you've changed some of the names.....

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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
- Blumbo the squark wrangler shits his pants on the rollercoaster while on a date with Shenod. Can he keep his accident hidden until he can change his pants?

- A wild goose accidentally gets into the parish and rapes several nuns. Skippy the clown is found responsible for the break-in and now his job is in jeopardy!

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator
Xcylxlotle the Gorgon Queen throws shade on longtime rival Mizzurpzux The Accursed Flesh Raper by calling her a "Fat old dyke".

"Ohhhh gurrrrl", Mizzurpzux threatens, rapetalons dripping and posed to strike

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
-Podiddle and Rando find a hidden treasure chest and try to keep it a secret from the rest of the tribe, Meanwhile at Castle Exobon King Leok declares that every day is his birthday, sending castle staff into a mad scramble trying to plan 365 parties. Moana kisses a frog and the frog dies, leaving her with slimy lips.

Fellbat
Feb 23, 2014
His royal imperial majesty, Emperor of all he purveys, king of Ludamere, Voivode of Transagal, prince of Chamukistan , archpriest of Blibdoolpoolp, Count of Shmeckles, Baron of Klemlarr, Burgermeister of Happy Time Super Ultra Land, Dominque Diuntus Bramblefoot Zargaxia the 433rd is compensating for something.

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JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
-Duke Marmaduke's new baby causes daughter Chelsea to become jealous so she kills it with a rock. Old Crone Diazepham accidentally poisons herself while brewing a salve for Prince Bundtling and a fire troll burns down Meezals Beerbucket killing 14 patrons and wounding Lady Wane in the pussyhole.

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