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EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Making it rain with Tubmans

Tub in the Club

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satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

This makes sense

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
how many tubs for dick rub

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

satanic splash-back posted:

This makes sense

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

vols bitch posted:

how many tubs for dick rub

one tub a rub

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
Finally money I can jerk off to

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH

email me

Dave Concepcion
Mar 19, 2012
should have been a $0.8 bill HEY-OH!

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
Who's Bill?

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

Dave Concepcion posted:

should have been a $0.8 bill HEY-OH!

$0.6, moron

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Nigmaetcetera posted:

Finally money I can jerk off to

If you fold a $1 bill downward you can make George Washington look like a penis

Dave Concepcion
Mar 19, 2012

VikingSkull posted:

$0.6, moron

i was never good with fractions

World Kraid Center
Oct 18, 2009
so the underground railroad is more important than the liberation of natives through the Trail From Tears. that's hosed up.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

a hundred boners posted:

so the underground railroad is more important than the liberation of natives through the Trail From Tears. that's hosed up.

Sacajawea will always have her gold coin that no one ever uses

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

EugeneJ posted:

Sacajawea will always have her gold coin that no one ever uses

I've "Made it Hail" at the local strip club.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

VendaGoat posted:

I've "Made it Hail" at the local strip club.

lol

Making it Pain

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Good, OP.

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

EugeneJ posted:

Sacajawea will always have her gold coin that no one ever uses

just throwing out Susan B Anthony with the bath water

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp

EugeneJ posted:

If you fold a $1 bill downward you can make George Washington look like a penis

Is this how they came up with the Washington Monument?

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
drug dealers need to take debit cards

what else do you spend cash on anyway

wireframeskull
Dec 3, 2006

wish it was tubgirl

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

vols bitch posted:

drug dealers need to take debit cards

what else do you spend cash on anyway

Mexican food trucks.

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

Dave Concepcion posted:

i was never good with fractions

Oh good. I thought you made some joke that went over my head, but it turns out you were just stupid.

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope
After that musical came out Jackson was the only one left most people would have to look up on Wikipedia to find out why he was important. Smart move Treasury Department.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
this is the most amazing currency news since the square coin was invented

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender
I hate new things

even when they're old things

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender
I'm saying I hate everything

OMG JC a Bomb!
Jul 13, 2004

We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.
I like syrup as much as the next guy, but a spot on the $20?

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax
T-T-T-TUBBIN' GIRLS
THEY CLUTCHIN' PEARLS
I'MA GET YOU, GIRL
GONNA TUB YOUR WORLD

MAKIN' IN RAIN THE TUBS
TUBBIN' GIRLS IN THE CLUBS (CLUBS)
GONNA SHOW THEM BITTCHES WHAT'S WHUT
GONNA MAKE IT RAIN THEM TUBS (TUBS)

Turtle Sandbox
Dec 31, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

vols bitch posted:

drug dealers need to take debit cards

what else do you spend cash on anyway

Under the table employees.

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH

Turtle Sandbox posted:

Under the table employees.

I don't pay your mother

a retard
Jan 7, 2013

by Lowtax
good. jackson being on the 20 is one of the biggest insults to jackson's legacy you could possibly come up with. dude loving hated fiat currency

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
she's a v unattractive woman, at least get a looker

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
I'm mad the man who initiated the trail of tears in no longer honored on my money!

a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

This is exactly the move that will save our country, hallelujah. I think we should continue to press issues regarding gender and racial identity constructs, and if the wealthy elite want to fully establish an oligarchy, well then hey, at least people can use the bathroom they want to use.

OMG JC a Bomb!
Jul 13, 2004

We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.
When she left the house of her friends to go there she said "I'm goinge to Mr. ____'s office, and I ain't going to leave there, an I ain't going to eat or drink till I get enough money to take me down after the old people."

She went into this gentleman's office

"What do you want Harriet?" was the first greeting.

"I want some money sir"

"You do? How much do you want?"

"I want twenty dollars sir."

"Twenty dollars? Who told you to come here for twenty dollars?"

"The Lord told me, sir."

"Well, I guess the Lord's mistaken this time."

"I guess he isn't sir. Anyhow I'm going to sit here till I get it."

"Come Harriet you had better go. There's no money for you here."

"No, sir. I'm not going till I get my twenty dollars."




Wow, how inspiring. But when I do it it's "disorderly conduct" and "public intoxication". Smdh

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
as a WHITE AMERICAN MALE i have no strong opinion on this one way or the other

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Knight posted:

I'm saying I hate everything

sup man want to grab a beer and maybe hate each other in a dingy motel room?

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

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raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Countdown to first Target employee posting about some fat black woman demanding the 20s in her cashback be "Tubmans and not that racist rear end white man."

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