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Doctor J Off posted:Gimme 150 You have Atrial premature beats
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Acrocyanosis! This sounds like a good one. look it up and i bet there's some nice pics
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999
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Mortimer posted:151 scroll up you jack oval office
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ooh good choice. You got Lysteria!
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24601
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1234 which is coincidentally the combination for my luggage Oh boy I hope its cancer. Somewhere around lower back region to be precise. Colonel Cancer fucked around with this message at 20:57 on Apr 20, 2016 |
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$1, Bob!
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ChrisHansen posted:scroll up i thought it was 1 per page wtf 152 i just want aids
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Overwined posted:$1, Bob! Cells.
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911
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Mortimer posted:i thought it was 1 per page wtf You get atrial flutter. Pretty boring tbh
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219.
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symbolic posted:911 Lymphocytic leukocytosis Try saying that five times fast!
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ChrisHansen posted:Lymphocytic leukocytosis
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ArmZ posted:219. This is new. You got the title page for the Section on lung and airway disorders. Take your pick! Anything from bronchitis to pulmonary embolism
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ChrisHansen posted:You've got Cardiac Tamponade Your heart rests in a sack. If fluid collects between this sack and your heart (this can happen a few ways) your heart can no longer expand and contract very well and if it gets worse you die because no blood gets to your brain. They treat it by sticking a wicked long needle into your heart sack, hopefully without also jabbing your heart because that will send it into a chaotic rhythm that may require other aggressive intervention, and suck out the fluid. Then they inject a little of this compound that basically causes the pericardium (the sack) to adhere to the heart again so that hopefully it doesn't fill back up with fluid. This compound is related to anther compound that exists in coffee. In 2009 or so there was supposedly a case where a long term care nurse put coffee in an IV pump machine instead of in the feeding machine that looked fairly similar that was next to it. I say supposedly because this seems beyond the pall of idiocy but I do remember some kind of documentation on it. The patient of course died. Tamponade is an interesting case for students of emergency medicine because it's one of a very very small number of conditions where the diastolic blood pressure matters. Blood pressure consists of two numbers. The first number is when your heart is at maximum squeeze and is as high as it gets on that beast. The second number is at full relax. As the pericardium fills with fluid these two numbers get closer and closer because of the restricted mobility of the heart muscle. You can predict the time where the patient will die if you have a good record of these blood pressures because you will see the numbers narrowing to an unacceptable point (this doesn't matter much because if you suspect tamponade it's a dire emergency and the patient will be rushed to the interventionist, preferably a thoracic surgeon, as quickly as possible). In most other emergency medical cases only the systolic pressure is really needed to make treatment decisions (too low for trauma, too high for CPE or stroke, etc). This is good news in an emergency setting because while you can palpate the systolic pressure (unless it is so low that you cannot feel it -- this itself is diagnostic of serious problems however) you need to listen with a scope to get diastolic, and this isn't always possible or reasonable with background noise and patient movent &c. Please note that there are lots of medical circumstances where it's wise to consider diastolic pressures (many of these involve using a rule of thumb to compute the MAP, or mean arterial pressure, which is the number most closely correlated to perfusions), but in emergency medicine it is a mere curiosity instead of a treatment selecting piece of information, except in tamponade. raton fucked around with this message at 21:10 on Apr 20, 2016 |
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690 If that's taken 960
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You forgot to pick a number Mr goats Nvm
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Sheep-Goats posted:690 P 690 is flatulence! Hahaha Farts!
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lucky number 14!
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ChrisHansen posted:P 690 is flatulence! Thread won bitches
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Mozi posted:lucky number 14! You're shooting yourself in the foot here, bud. The good stuff is after p 150 14 is all about aging
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# ? Apr 20, 2016 21:07 |
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no... no! ... i can feel it starting!
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ChrisHansen posted:This is new. You got the title page for the Section on lung and airway disorders. hell yeah. i choose black lung, the most metal of lung and airway disorders.
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1234
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fyodor posted:1234 Oh poo poo we might have some competition with the goatman. Dysfunctional uterine bleeding
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ChrisHansen posted:Oh poo poo we might have some competition with the goatman. Superpower: Mega Menstruation
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How about 719? It's one of those numbers that follows me around.
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555
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ChrisHansen posted:Oh poo poo we might have some competition with the goatman. This is literally bitches not getting they period. Not as metal as I thought it would be!
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1111 edit: my keyboard hates me 0xAYN fucked around with this message at 21:34 on Apr 20, 2016 |
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criscodisco posted:How about 719? It's one of those numbers that follows me around. It looks like you're getting a liver biopsy!
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# ? Apr 20, 2016 21:31 |
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You've got ocd!
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You're not paying attention
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969
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ChrisHansen posted:It looks like you're getting a liver biopsy! Christ lol, that hits close to home. Thanks!
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1248 E: I hope it's terminal and fast.
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Wait no I don't want a disease!
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