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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
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Tite Barnacle
Jun 4, 2014

Meowdy Purrdner

Grimey Drawer
406

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy

This is a goony one.

Excercise induced allergies

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

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Alpha heavy chain disease

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

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Fluffy Bunnies posted:

1248

E: I hope it's terminal and fast.

Ha!

Dyspareunia

It hurts to have sex!

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
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Opioid induced constipation

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

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You got cooties!

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
24601

Sialia
Feb 12, 2016

246

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

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Lipstick Apathy

You've got asthma

Sialia
Feb 12, 2016

ChrisHansen posted:

You've got asthma

That is boring. Oh well, at least customer service is good. Thank you, good sir, I shall take my disease and patron your establishment another time.

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons
404

HeadHunter Joe
Oct 14, 2006
1295 does papa need a new pair of kidneys?

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

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ouch! You have neuropathic pain!

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

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HeadHunter Joe posted:

1295 does papa need a new pair of kidneys?

No, but I htink you're pregnant. Accordin to this page, you need amniocentesis

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
420/69

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

942 please.

Thanks!

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan
214 me doc

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
Please assign me disease #1207, thank you

Jmcrofts
Jan 7, 2008

just chillin' in the club
Lipstick Apathy
812 plz

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

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OctoberBlues posted:

942 please.

Thanks!

congrats, you ot a list of genetic markers for cancer!

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

ChrisHansen posted:

congrats, you ot a list of genetic markers for cancer!

loving BULLSHIT, goddammit I can't even get a disease properly.

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

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Lord Binky posted:

214 me doc

You've got varicose veins, how ugly!

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

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CJacobs posted:

Please assign me disease #1207, thank you

hehe you got ED! Erectile Dysfunction!

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Can I get a real disease please? How about 932?

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
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Vitamin D deficiency, get outside, nerd!

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

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OctoberBlues posted:

Can I get a real disease please? How about 932?

you did it this time! You've got an enlarged spleen!

e: splenomegaly

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan

ChrisHansen posted:

You've got varicose veins, how ugly!

drat, was hoping for the ol aids!

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!

ChrisHansen posted:

hehe you got ED! Erectile Dysfunction!

It's ok I wasn't using it anyway

kalel
Jun 19, 2012

rolling 571

oh man I hope I get something good!

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
255

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

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SciFiDownBeat posted:

rolling 571

oh man I hope I get something good!

Gender Identity Disorder. Yup you got a good one

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

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COPD


quit smoking

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

mine sucks because i can't pronounce it

rolling 1105

kalel
Jun 19, 2012

ChrisHansen posted:

Gender Identity Disorder. Yup you got a good one

ahem!!! please refer to ghle with the pronoun "ghlu" and the possessive "ghlur"

now if you'll excuse ghle, ghli have some college students to harrass

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

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symbolic posted:

mine sucks because i can't pronounce it

rolling 1105

Good luck pronouncing this one. Erythrasma. It's a necrotizing skin condition

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
'it me up, guvnah! With da 556!

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

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EorayMel posted:

'it me up, guvnah! With da 556!

You got the ptsd!

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

731

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ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

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Ding ding ding! Chronic hepatitis

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