Pick a number, get a disease

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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > Pick a number, get a disease

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

1234 which is coincidentally the combination for my luggage

Oh boy I hope its cancer. Somewhere around lower back region to be precise.

Colonel Cancer fucked around with this message at 20:57 on Apr 20, 2016

# ¿ Apr 20, 2016 20:42

# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 02:56

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Oh poo poo we might have some competition with the goatman.

Dysfunctional uterine bleeding

Superpower: Mega Menstruation

# ¿ Apr 20, 2016 21:20

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

969

# ¿ Apr 20, 2016 21:34

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Temporomandibular disorder.

Something is hosed up in your mouth.

Holy poo poo his jaw is traveling through time?

Also, 171

# ¿ Apr 27, 2016 08:32

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