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Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Plumbing technology news: Take a poo poo at Ikea? Push the handle down. Pee? Pull up. If these flush valves are such a great idea, why do they not exist outside Ikea restrooms. Piss faaaaaarrt.

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

JiveHonky posted:

what who is jack, is this tech news

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1i2OKiqQ6s

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
Suicide Tech: just so everyone knows i have no idea why my thread was stickied, its not my fault. i felt pressured to provide content when its getting like 2 posts an hour so i am trying to put some effort into it. sorry if you dont like what i posted. Mumpy you can suck a dick in hell for all i care. Tech

Contra Duck
Nov 4, 2004

#1 DAD
Breaking news - People are using the internet to say mean things to strangers.

Commie Lasorda
May 15, 2009

IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!
-In augmented reality tech news, a breakthrough device that directly jerks your weiner every time somebody donates to your Twitch stream while doing a speed run on Mario Golf or some poo poo I dunno

-Will Bitcoin be the next confederate dollar?

-Check out these cool 3D-Printed farts!

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Contra Duck posted:

Breaking news - People are using the internet to say mean things to strangers.

Im still mad cause you told me there would never be a new nethack

Contra Duck
Nov 4, 2004

#1 DAD

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

Im still mad cause you told me there would never be a new nethack

I still haven't played it...

Mistle
Oct 11, 2005

Eckot's comic relief cousin from out of town
Grimey Drawer
Internet tech: Hackers are still a scary, nebulous threat to everything you hold dear in life, and whatever you were doing in the last five minutes might be in danger of being hacked.

Tech News Tech: Predictive technology analysts reveal that science fiction "could happen" in the future at some point.

Food Tech: New kitchen technology "put a microwave in the oven"; can now oven with the speed of a microwave.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Contra Duck posted:

I still haven't played it...

i can't blame you, all they really did was nerf Elberth.

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:
Personal tech news: I worked for a while in Shoreditch here in the uk (known as the silicon roundabout), went to a shitload of tech networking events and now i want to kill myself!!!!

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Look at those tweets. What do you think?

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
I tried a new juicer that only juices beetroots and here are my thoughts.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Today we sit down with a guy who once delivered pizza to a Google office.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Can this new gadget revolutionise porn industry? The answer may blow your arse off.

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
Would you believe those jokers in Japan have done it again: that's right, it's the PlayStation 4. You can't play the tapes from your Walkman on it, but it sure does cost some money.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
New consoles are coming out, graphics look better I guess?

Tomato Burger
Jun 18, 2007
The secret is granola.
-Someone should build a call center to handle all tech support calls from my mom no I can't come over today I'm busy just stop downloading things all the time fine I'll be there after work love you too bye.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Just in one week before you'll be able to buy skins from one Nintendo game for a different Nintendo game. Just one week, folks. Hold on to your butts!

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
I donated money to a kickstarter scam, but still think it was a good investment. Here's why.

Sancho
Jul 18, 2003

Pasty sf tech genius creates yet another iot smart sensor out of Honeywell components. Is worse than actual Honeywell product in every way but sure looks pretty.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
A child uses a tablet. A child. A tablet!

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
Elon Musk said some things about space and robots

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
Stephen Hawking thinks SkyNET is probably coming

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Robopenis is finally real.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
The new phone will feature news and games. Are newsgames far behind? Experts say "yes!"

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
A picture of Steve Job dressed as Sonic. Check it out!

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
The new Ghostbusters movie will be the world's first direct to iPhone release. Thousands of people are rushing to buy iPhones so they can watch what will surely be the hottest movie of the year.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
The supreme Court will be hearing a case about apps. What does this mean for stocks? Only time will tell.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Even India is getting in on the app game. A new app by an Indian tech company will let people review which streets are best to poo poo in as well as a tracker to identify peak times.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Could your home be a smarthome by 2020? It depends how much money you have.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Connect your shoes to the Internet of things NOW!

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Is Apple evil? We ask low-paid Chinese child workers for their opinion.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
A youtuber releases yet another weekly unboxing video.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Did you know social issues and tech are sort of related? Also, politics.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Top 5 dildos you can hide in plain sight (SFW).

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Will a computer be your boss someday? Actually it already is.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
The new phone watch finally makes Dick Tracy's dream a reality, except Dick Tracy's watch didn't require a full-size phone in order to work.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Someday all offices may have laser keyboards protected directly onto the desk. Why would they do this when laser keyboards are more expensive and less functional? We said "may," rear end in a top hat.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Simple Mods that can turn any phone into a sex toy.

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Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
10 things from a popular film about the future that are sort of real now.

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