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Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Scientists prove that mobile phones cause cancer. But only if you inject them in your eyes.

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Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Vaping like a pro: best vaping apps (vapps).

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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This loving emoji.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
New snapchat filter might be racist but who are we to judge?

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Hashtags you didn't know existed.

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



it turns out the internet makes you gay

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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A video game for your dog!

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Would you ever ride in a self-driving car? By 2018 you may not have a choice!

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
Experts say that drinking ten gallons of water a day is good for your health - and there's an app for that!

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

The Goatfather posted:

it turns out the internet makes you gay

Wha?! It makes me stupid AND gay?!

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Are phones getting thinner or are you just getting fatter? Well, the answer is both, actually.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
An old person doesn't understand technology. loving die already, old people.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
"Desktop computers are dead" says leading tablet manufacturer.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
The tweetosphere is abuzz over rumored changes - only one character per tweet? When asked for comment, sources said 'stop calling me, rear end in a top hat.'

Tomato Burger
Jun 18, 2007
The secret is granola.

Applewhite posted:

The new phone watch finally makes Dick Tracy's dream a reality, except Dick Tracy's watch didn't require a full-size phone in order to work.

Apple releases iWatch hub that has built-in wifi and cell tower connectivity so you don't need to carry your phone everywhere. The hub comes as a separate wristwatch.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Tablet sales are slowing down. Has the novelty worn off or do people simply not give a poo poo? Find out in page 27.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Just lol at Microsoft. Poor bastards. Still lol, though.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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What if NASA had all the money in the world? Wouldn't it be cool? It would be cool, we speculate.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Amazing science. A thing changes colour.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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A giant gaping anus made of cubes in Minecraft.

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
Only children from the 1990s will remember these technological relics

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Finally the flexible phone the world has been demanding. It bends like rubber and this makes it better than a normal phone.

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost

ScrubLeague posted:

Only children from the 1990s will remember these technological relics

Picture of a GameBoy.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
10 technologies that need to be invented before anime can become real.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Is autism good for tech industry? Yes. And no.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Could these obsolete devices be ruining your sex life? Ten upgrades you need right away!

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
What if iPhone was a better phone with more functions?

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
This useless poo poo is finally here. Buy it, you idiots!

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Do you know tech? Take this 5-question quiz to find out (NSFW).

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
This nerd baked a cake in the shape of a microchip. He's cooler than you.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Riding on the coattails of OS9, Apple released OSX on March 24, 2001. A little over 14 years later, Microsoft finally catches up with Windows 10 and only was able to do so by skipping Windows 9. In an exclusive interview, Bill Gates explains some business related stuff and why he believes the Woz' was the power-bottom in his relationship with Steve Jobs.

Fidel Cuckstro
Jul 2, 2007

Economists speculate on industries other than Technology. But they use tech, right? Checkmate...

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
A computer saves a drowning baby. Kind of.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Why you need an iPhone to even stay alive now.

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
Breaking News a GBS Exclusive - Radio star dead, I repeat Radio star dead, Video seen in area and currently sought for questioning by authorities.

We'll have more on this EXCLUSIVE story as details unfold.

Nondescript Van
May 2, 2007

Gats N Party Hats :toot:
-Wifi enabled sandwiches coming soon to Subway restaurants nationwide.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
A video from a Russian* dashcam. Because dashcams are technology.

*The video is actually from Ukraine.

AutoArgus
Jun 24, 2009
Hot Trends In Tech: Everyone is switching to THE CLOUD except you! This hot new trend in companies that are with it will leave you in the dust, but we're not explaining what THE CLOUD is because you'd already know if you weren't such a loser!

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
Now Trending - Millennials ditching smart phones, demanding installation of telegraph offices, Irony now to be broadcast in Morse code.

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Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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A motherfucking Dilbert cartoon in TYOL 2016.

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