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raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Sitting next to me is the Second Home Edition of Curses, Voidwarp Parasites, and Occult Afflictions.


Post a number between 150 and 798000 and I will flip to that page and assign you a dread illnyss.

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Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
666

SilkyP
Jul 21, 2004

The Boo-Box

Nooooooo

SilkyP fucked around with this message at 21:43 on Apr 20, 2016

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

696969

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem
696969

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
is making GBS threads your pants a number?


symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

hah, get hosed

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Mushflesh

Any major locomotive muscles turn into glop

Not a big change for you I imagine

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
12

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Void Wasps

Any places where your skin touches other skin harbors many tiny rifts which blueblack wasps zoom in and out of, I guess the itch an awful lot, good luck

Nurse Fanny
Aug 14, 2007

151 lay it on me bitch

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
702

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Just a runic concordance, actual descriptions are further in

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
42069

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem

Sheep-Goats posted:

Void Wasps

Any places where your skin touches other skin harbors many tiny rifts which blueblack wasps zoom in and out of, I guess the itch an awful lot, good luck

Darn.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Nurse Fanny posted:

151 lay it on me bitch

The Skrits

It's taking about you soul-mind attachment becoming frail whereby you fail to know yourself and start becoming prone to demonic influence, I don't really understand it all

Sialia
Feb 12, 2016

798000

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
1337

lol, what a throwback, amiright

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

It's like two sentences before the next header. It says

"...homological influence. Any foul taxidermies, recent physical aggressions toward living things, or rude swears are contributors to a worsening of this condition."

Then there's a list of a dozen publication references.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
80085

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Whole page just said FAG in big purple letters the first time I flipped to it, when I go there now the text is way too small to read, not sure what to tell you

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Sheep-Goats posted:

Whole page just said FAG in big purple letters the first time I flipped to it, when I go there now the text is way too small to read, not sure what to tell you

:argh:

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice
252

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Nurse Fanny posted:

151 lay it on me bitch

You continually lactate grease

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

314159

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

"Like an interdimensional Jew the Grœnal appears to you whenever seated at a work table demanding you pay down at least on the interest of your original sin, waving a thin silver hypodermic needle about"

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Germstore posted:

1337

lol, what a throwback, amiright

You retain a kind of fluid that ants desire with all of their being and your also make these shrill burps that alert ants to your location

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

2016

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Lord Zaggats Red Flare

It's jock itch basically. I don't know why they didn't just call it jock itch.

Edit: one of the editors is fucken Lord Zaggats :rolleyes:

Ergo Propter Hog
Jul 21, 2014



1995

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
999

I hope its not golem fever...

kremlins
May 9, 2009

9

Jesustheastronaut!
Mar 9, 2014




Lipstick Apathy
420

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
8675309

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Sylph Doderatiseel

When you begin a sexual liasion a beautiful being solidifies from dust in the room. He or she is the embodiment of your partner's homosexuality desires and is irresistible to them but just as concerned with your sexual pleasure as theirs. Of course there is a cost. Whenever you pay for parking in a major metropolitan area you must pay double.

Tough roll Jerry

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Sheep-Goats posted:

Sylph Doderatiseel

When you begin a sexual liasion a beautiful being solidifies from dust in the room. He or she is the embodiment of your partner's homosexuality desires and is irresistible to them but just as concerned with your sexual pleasure as theirs. Of course there is a cost. Whenever you pay for parking in a major metropolitan area you must pay double.

Tough roll Jerry

:(

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Snails have some obsession with sacrificing themselves to you and are constantly trying to run under your feet

T.S. Smelliot
Apr 23, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
60457 please

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
203

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Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

1999

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