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JewKiller 3000
Nov 28, 2006

by Lowtax

Wulfolme posted:

Any "Blended Whiskey" is mostly cheap vodka and food coloring, with I think the last 20% being actual bourbon whiskey because it's the number required by law before you can't use the word whiskey. Kentucky Gentleman is 51/49, I think, so it can call itself Bourbon Whiskey instead of Blended.

kentucky gentleman is entitled to call itself a "blended bourbon whiskey" due to the 51% bourbon content, but not simply "bourbon" without the "blend"

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Earwicker
Jan 6, 2003

JewKiller 3000 posted:

straight bourbon is not allowed to have caramel coloring in it

also the correct answer for this thread is four roses yellow label

four roses yellow label is decent but i see it overpriced a lot of places

might as well spring for the small batch imo

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

social vegan posted:

i once drank canadian club at a wedding and killed everyone at the wedding then i ate everyone at the wedding and this is the first anyone's heard of it

I believe it.

fat bossy gerbil
Jul 1, 2007

Tato posted:

Spring for the Ancient Ancient Age. It's worth the extra buck.
Do they make Ancient Ancient Age anymore? I thought they dropped that one, and if they do still make it it's hard to find compared to the regular AA.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Jesus loving Christ. Nerds can't even enjoy alcohol.

loving drink you shits. DRINK! DRINK UNTIL YOU STOP CARING!

Christ, you loving fucks.

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

JewKiller 3000 posted:

straight bourbon is not allowed to have caramel coloring in it
Oh wow, I did not know that. Thank you for this!

social vegan posted:

i once drank canadian club at a wedding and killed everyone at the wedding then i ate everyone at the wedding and this is the first anyone's heard of it
the shoe fits

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

VendaGoat posted:

Jesus loving Christ. Nerds can't even enjoy alcohol.

loving drink you shits. DRINK! DRINK UNTIL YOU STOP CARING!

Christ, you loving fucks.

thats why i dont read any replys.
:justpost:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

thats why i dont read any replys.
:justpost:

We need a Just drink emote.

Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest

GET MY BELT SON posted:

very old barton 90

MC Hawking
Apr 27, 2004

by VideoGames
Fun Shoe
Not all blended whiskeys have neutral spirit in them. Nor do all whiskeys have caramel following added. Whiskey is not bourbon and this thread is filled with a lot of retarded misinformation.

Legally bourbon must be 51-52% corn mash minimum, 24 months in a NEW oak cask. There is no geographic constraint on bourbon production.

Neutral spirit is not 'vodka'. Neutral spirit is a high proof, generally corn based concentrate spirit that can be redistilled and have the hearts pulled from the run, or just watered and filtered down through charcoal. This makes vodka as most people know it, at least your big name brand producers.

Edit: one of my customers just bought a bottle of hakushu 12 year Japanese single malt and let me try some as I was typing up this post. They stuff is tasty.

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

MC Hawking posted:

Not all blended whiskeys have neutral spirit in them. Nor do all whiskeys have caramel following added. Whiskey is not bourbon and this thread is filled with a lot of retarded misinformation.

Legally bourbon must be 51-52% corn mash minimum, 24 months in a NEW oak cask. There is no geographic constraint on bourbon production.

Neutral spirit is not 'vodka'. Neutral spirit is a high proof, generally corn based concentrate spirit that can be redistilled and have the hearts pulled from the run, or just watered and filtered down through charcoal. This makes vodka as most people know it, at least your big name brand producers.

Edit: one of my customers just bought a bottle of hakushu 12 year Japanese single malt and let me try some as I was typing up this post. They stuff is tasty.

how can i be cool like you?

Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest

satanic splash-back posted:

how can i be cool like you?

work at a liquor store and be the 'spirits specialist'

DOMDOM
Apr 28, 2007

Fun Shoe
did anyone say lord calvert?

the answer is lord calvert

MC Hawking
Apr 27, 2004

by VideoGames
Fun Shoe
It's not as cool as you think. Lots of smelly idiots at 10am shaking so bad you'd think they have Parkinson's, not raging alcoholism. Many hours bored, reading books and watching TV. Many more hours arguing with the mop bucket over foreign policy. He likes Fox.

And as I've mentioned over in the retail thread, the ice machine keeps telling me to kill myself for wasting my life. So it's not all fun and games. :shobon:

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

objects in mirror posted:

anyone here like Old Crow

Exactly what I was going to suggest when I saw the thread title.

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

MC Hawking posted:

It's not as cool as you think. Lots of smelly idiots at 10am shaking so bad you'd think they have Parkinson's, not raging alcoholism. Many hours bored, reading books and watching TV. Many more hours arguing with the mop bucket over foreign policy. He likes Fox.

And as I've mentioned over in the retail thread, the ice machine keeps telling me to kill myself for wasting my life. So it's not all fun and games. :shobon:

really? tell us more about your specialty. i don't know much about alcohol i just drink a lot and huff gas.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Haverchuck posted:

work at a liquor store and be the 'spirits specialist'

so your the rear end in a top hat who looks over my shoulder and tells me to buy the vodka that cost $10 more

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

MC Hawking posted:

And as I've mentioned over in the retail thread, the ice machine keeps telling me to kill myself for wasting my life. So it's not all fun and games. :shobon:

That cold blooded gently caress!

Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

so your the rear end in a top hat who looks over my shoulder and tells me to buy the vodka that cost $10 more

was. also our retail guild poo poo was usually a downsell, e.g. would you rather get grey goose or the same exact poo poo in a plastic bottle for $20 less

Butch Cassidy
Jul 28, 2010

Cossack is the best cheap gin followed by Seagram's. That those flatlander fucks in Mass. have better well gin than the Jenkins poo poo in the Granite State makes me sad.

Gonna console myself with an Old Crow sour. Witb egg white because gently caress all y'all.

Return Of JimmyJars
Jun 24, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Old grand pappy 13 is my goto mixer with cola

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Haverchuck posted:

was. also our retail guild poo poo was usually a downsell, e.g. would you rather get grey goose or the same exact poo poo in a plastic bottle for $20 less

dude I buy pinnacle. Glass is overrated

Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

dude I buy pinnacle. Glass is overrated

pinnacle is actually exactly what i was referring to. we sold it before it got bought by beam global or whoever

BaconCopter
Feb 13, 2008

:coolfish:

:coolfish:

MC Hawking posted:

Edit: one of my customers just bought a bottle of hakushu 12 year Japanese single malt and let me try some as I was typing up this post. They stuff is tasty.

This stuff is phenomenal, essentially "scotch" without the Scotland from what I understand.

Evans tastes better than JD. Green label is pretty drat tasty for the rock bottom prices.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Haverchuck posted:

pinnacle is actually exactly what i was referring to. we sold it before it got bought by beam global or whoever

at my liquour store there has never been a glass Pinnacle.

David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield
trader joes has its own knockoff booze that's ok, i like their scotch

didn't try their $7 bourbon yet

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

David Copperfield posted:

trader joes has its own knockoff booze that's ok, i like their scotch

didn't try their $7 bourbon yet

they have awesome tex-mex burritos

Thelonious
Jul 16, 2005

Ezra Brooks is cheaper than Evan Williams around here. It is also 90 proof vs 80, and tastes as good. So I am amending my vote to Ezra Brooks.

I am drinking some right now as I stare at my phone while waiting to play the winners of the current game of cribbage. My 60 year old cribbage partner is nursing some Hartley's brandy. This is Friday night in the rural Midwest. Namaste.

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug

JewKiller 3000 posted:

also the correct answer for this thread is four roses yellow label

yeah

TapTheForwardAssist
Apr 9, 2007

Pretty Little Lyres
Can't be buggered to read whole thread since I'm in a bar (drinking a gose) but have folks already mentioned Military Special? Back when I was on active duty I had hipster friends begging me to buy MS from the Class VI (on-base liquor store) just for novelty purposes since it's probably ghastly but can't be bought except on military reservations.

dogmother1776
Apr 16, 2016

If you like bourbon whiskeys Wild Turkey 101 is great for the price, though there may be local varieties in your area that are better.

edit

it's important to mention that bourbon whiskey is regulated in the US. so anything that is labeled as such is guaranteed by law to be at least decent.

dogmother1776 fucked around with this message at 06:32 on Jun 25, 2016

doctorfrog
Mar 14, 2007

Great.

Does it mean any drat thing if a bottle of Mellow Corn says it's bottled in bond?

lol if you
Jun 29, 2004

I am going to remove your penis, in thin slices, like salami, just for starters.
chivas is pretty drat good for ~$23

Clitch
Feb 26, 2002

I lived through
Donald Trump's presidency
and all I got was
this lousy virus

doctorfrog posted:

Does it mean any drat thing if a bottle of Mellow Corn says it's bottled in bond?

Bottled In Bond means it's bottled from the same batch. 100 Proof too, I believe.

Real Mean Queen
Jun 2, 2004

Zesty.


Ancient Age: the whiskey so lovely Achewood referenced it

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
Fallen Rib
john samson. only sold in one liquor store chain in australia. cheap, enjoyable, gives the same bad whisky hangover as every other cheap whisky.

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

Godspeed, post
Fun Shoe
Mellow Bourbon. Get a load of all these rich bastards paying more than $11 a handle.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



OctoberBlues posted:

Yeah but it's like $11.99 for a 1.75!

out of 10

Butch Cassidy
Jul 28, 2010

At campground in Maine. Have fifth of Old Grand Dad and a dog.

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bees everywhere
Nov 19, 2002

Evan Williams is my go-to for having a nice glass on the rocks in the evening. Jim Beam is ok in a pinch when you're at a bar or restaurant, since you'll normally never see Evan Williams outside of a liquor store.

It's not cheap but also try Knob Creek if you've never had it before. IMO Bulleit bourbon is overpriced but their rye whiskey is good and the bottles look cool I guess.

Jack Daniels is Tennessee whiskey, not bourbon, meaning that it's filtered through maple charcoal, so having grown up in Kentucky I am legally required to tell you that it is dog poo poo and you should stick to straight Kentucky bourbon. But it's ok I guess.

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