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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Life is too short for cheap whiskey. :shrug:

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

jarofpiss posted:

you drink cheap whiskey because life is too long

Holy poo poo. :stare:

I have been owned harder then I have ever before.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Chinatown posted:

the answer is Evan Williams

Ok, gonna pick up a bottle and will report back.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

set my lawn of fire more than once when drinking Candaian Club

Yah, and my mother used to drink Southern Comfort and read the bible.

That was a great combination, let me tell you.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Robo Reagan posted:

all whiskey is the same and only tryhards drink it

Oh wow, the easiest ignore button I ever did have to push.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

I thought you were better than the ignore button.

:sigh:

Sometimes, even I grow tired of seeing a person degrade themselves for others.

While I laugh myself sick at "Freddy got fingered", I would not continue to laugh at Tom Green debasing himself, for his entire life, for money.

And, now that years have passed, neither would he.

In other words, Sometimes even clowns must retire. So that they can find peace.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

Unless your scroll wheel is broken you can ignore the same guys that I do.

I can do two things. :)

:D

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

:respek:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

galahan posted:

I bought this after hearing it praised on here multiple times, I drank it straight up after a few glasses of wine and left my shoes, and phone outside overnight at my buddies, apparently I walked home barefoot and broke his chair.

I remember none of this and my shoulder is bruised and hurt,
Would try again, as soon as I regain my bravery.

Old crow is okay too, I really like bullit rye, but it's kinda expensive.

You're a loving pussy and I don't care what happens to me, telling you this.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

MC Hawking posted:

As a retail slave who is stuck in the Kafkaesque nightmare of liquor store management I'm going to have to agree with Evan Williams black as the best cheap whiskey.


Seagram's 7 is a neutral spirit blend, by the way. Not actually whiskey.

managment? Moving on up to a deluxe apartment in the sky.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

MC Hawking posted:

Hi vendagoat we should hangout again I miss your puns. :)

You Misskey? :kiddo:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Jesus loving Christ. Nerds can't even enjoy alcohol.

loving drink you shits. DRINK! DRINK UNTIL YOU STOP CARING!

Christ, you loving fucks.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

thats why i dont read any replys.
:justpost:

We need a Just drink emote.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

MC Hawking posted:

And as I've mentioned over in the retail thread, the ice machine keeps telling me to kill myself for wasting my life. So it's not all fun and games. :shobon:

That cold blooded gently caress!

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

TenementFunster posted:

bought a bottle of evan williams bonded today will report back

You're gonna like it.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Mr Williams is my friend

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Suck a big fat dick and drink it straight.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

The French Army! posted:

Don't ever drink Fireball.

:agreed:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
At this point I think I am more Evan Williams then VendaGoat.

Insert dollar, get whiskey.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Evan Williams makes me happy

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Bruce Kison posted:

Yukon Jack is horrible.

Unless it is mixed into a snake bite, :agreed:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
I am going to drink Evan Williams dry before this election is over.

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Evan Williams is wonderful

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