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Blood Shart
Sep 23, 2010

I showed up late to work and then spent two hours watching "Look Who's Back" on Netflix, it's a solid film and maybe Hitler did nothing wrong.





Also I made a bad thread.

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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
i jacked off my weener and also made a bad thread and then started drinking vodka

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
I exceeded my posting average, mostly because I actually showed up to work for once though. I usually only post when I go to work. :shrug:

Drad_Bert
Jun 26, 2013

by Smythe

You're going to auuuuuscchhhwiitz

Blood Shart
Sep 23, 2010

Drad_Bert posted:


You're going to auuuuuscchhhwiitz

I asked a friend with snapchat if he could talk to the snapchat people and get a filter in for today that makes photos all sepia and adds a barbed wire fence behind you, instead they made a bob marley one which doesn't even make sense because it's 4/20 not 2/6.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Still a half hour left, might catch a few drinks if I'm lucky.

Stay safe Weedlord Bonerhitler Ghost

Immortan
Jun 6, 2015

by Shine
In b4 Tila Tequila tweets.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OdUxFii1xE

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


mostly jerked off a lot and ate pasta

poo poo posted in gbs before/during/after these activities

really im kinda proving hitler was right as i'm a jew

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
I picture myself in Hitlers bunker, the battle for Berlin rages above me.

I am a disembodied ghost, watching the final moments of the fuhrers life.

I wait patiently until the last twitches of life pass.

I quietly unzip my ghost pants...

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

prayed for someone to please cleanse this gay earth in a shower of nuclear death

also ate like 3 large cucumbers for lunch and walked around that park in lodo what with all the pot folks

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord
I put a magnetic knife rack on the wall.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



I live in a state with legal weed, so it was just Wednesday.

Blood Shart
Sep 23, 2010

CaptainSarcastic posted:

I live in a state with legal weed, so it was just Wednesday.

What if instead of zyklon b the showers blew weed smoke everywhere. Would Hitler be more fondly remembered (if that is possible, a lot of people were really happy today)?

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

I went for a nice little walk.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Tectonis posted:

I showed up late to work and then spent two hours watching "Look Who's Back" on Netflix, it's a solid film and maybe Hitler did nothing wrong.





Also I made a bad thread.

i watched zero dark thirty and came like 5 times

Randal
Apr 20, 2016

not adding value on SA one post at a time
I signed up for SA.

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

went to work and smoked weed with a pal after i got off

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


My family sat around a tree and exchanged bong hits.

Real Mean Queen
Jun 2, 2004

Zesty.


CaptainSarcastic posted:

I live in a state with legal weed, so it was just Wednesday.

Same but it was also a day off so edibles

Methanar
Sep 26, 2013

by the sex ghost
I worked on my manifesto.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

CaptainSarcastic posted:

I live in a state with legal weed, so it was just Wednesday.

That's like saying cinco de Mayo is just a normal day because booze is legal

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
i have had 6 rum and cokes and 4 beers... so far....

Commoners
Apr 25, 2007

Sometimes you reach a stalemate. Sometimes you get magic horses.
By celebrating my own birthday too :smith:

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
Au'll switcha for 2 Birkenous And 1 Dauchau's n how u doin?
Lookin good

frogge
Apr 7, 2006


By watching "Look Who's Back!" after playing doom 2 and smoking a weed.

frogge fucked around with this message at 07:41 on Apr 21, 2016

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
I started loving fat chicks and took the sticker off my truck

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
spanked it to porn of guys with one ball

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
I got really hot under the collar when I met up with my porno actress friend and learned that not only do her teeth look real good after some dental work but she can also pop them out of her head if they get in the way.

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.
I made a cake.

Speked
Dec 13, 2011

LTA Represent !!
I watched Er Ist wieder da, just like you op
But I didn't make a bad thread.

Captain Rufus
Sep 16, 2005

CAPTAIN WORD SALAD

OFF MY MEDS AGAIN PLEASE DON'T USE BIG WORDS

UNNECESSARY LINE BREAK
I got comic books and Popeyes Chicken. I also bought some craft poo poo and dumb things on eBay after paying some bills a month early. Oh, and did some laundry.

I possibly also made someone interested in me on okc uninterested via saying I sometimes build model kits while playing DnD to shut myself up for a while because I talk too much. Eh.

Kidney Stone
Dec 28, 2008

The worst pain ever!
Played hide and seek with Anne Frank.

GORILLA BASTARD
Jun 20, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
- Voting Republican on Tuesday.
- Uttered something antiemetic at a guy with curly hair & a big nose at the aquarium
- called a Mexican a "Taco" while buying figs
- threatened to invade my neighbors BBQ

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009

GORILLA BASTARD posted:

- Voting Republican on Tuesday.
- Uttered something antiemetic at a guy with curly hair & a big nose at the aquarium
- called a Mexican a "Taco" while buying figs
- threatened to invade my neighbors BBQ

Excellent necro of an excellent thread, GORILLA BASTARD.

https://youtu.be/m0r5ObE8gFY

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!
engage in homosexual sex

GoonGPT
May 26, 2006

Posting for a better future, today!
I flushed a toilet.

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

I drove 420 houses up the block and poo poo in that person's (family's? I dunno) mailbox for no good reason.



I was high as fuuuuuck.

naem
May 29, 2011

stabbing

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flerp
Feb 25, 2014
i told my brother happy birthday

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