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Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

Chyna's dead

quote:

WWE legend Chyna -- real name Joanie Laurer -- has died ... this according to her management team
Chyna was 45-years-old.

A statement was posted to Chyna's official Twitter account confirming the death ... saying, "It is with deep sadness to inform you today that we lost a true icon, a real life superhero."

"She will live forever in the memories of her millions of fans and all of us that loved her."

Laurer was discovered Wednesday evening according to ProWrestlingSheet.com.

TMZ Sports has learned she was in a home in Redondo Beach, CA ... south of L.A. -- and police got the call around 7:30 PM. Officers are on scene right now. We're told they are investigating as a possible overdose ... due mainly to her history with drugs.

Chyna was a game changer during her stint with the WWE -- famously teaming up with Triple H to become one of the original members of D-Generation X. She was also the first woman to enter the Royal Rumble.

Chyna went on to pose for Playboy before transitioning to reality TV. She appeared on "The Surreal Life" in 2005.

Later, Chyna got into porn ... releasing 6 films from 2004 to 2013.

She later went to Japan to teach English.

Chyna struggled with addiction for years -- and appeared on "Celebrity Rehab" back in 2008.
She posted a video to her YouTube page earlier this week -- she looked like she was struggling.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65F8AGPyJyA

Scrotum Modem fucked around with this message at 06:39 on Apr 21, 2016

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glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

Pastor Perineum posted:

Chyna went on to pose for Playboy before transitioning

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Don't do drugs kids

Randal
Apr 20, 2016

not adding value on SA one post at a time
Better to die before you get caught saying the N word.

Dead Precedents
May 5, 2005

Precedents come and go, but death goes on forever.
Meth or coke that killed her?

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
was she the one with the weird clit or was that Sabel, I dont remember alot about wrestling except Chris Benoit murdered his wife and child before he owned himslef lol rekt

Drad_Bert
Jun 26, 2013

by Smythe

Bettttter get to the mouuuuurgue!

Hustlin Floh
Jul 20, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Is it considered disrespectful to try and crank one out to her gross porn?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uh7l8dx-h8M

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Hustlin Floh posted:

Is it considered disrespectful to try and crank one out to her gross porn?

I think she'd like that

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
Aww thats awful. My dream was to one day give her clit a blowjob.

new phone who dis
May 24, 2007

by VideoGames
Morbid Hound

Dead Precedents posted:

Meth or coke that killed her?

Watching the video in the OP, I'm gonna say some form of downers.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
she had a great idea about pine nuts, but the permits and stuff.

but yeah she looked like she was dying, so sad, don't do downers kids

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress
Ultra Carp
"Possible overdose ... due mainly to her history with drugs. "

Sounds more like a present problem than a history imho

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwWPt7zoI8U

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
Vince McMahon finally killed her just like she thought he was gonna

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hvbOyU2jv4

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Zzulu posted:

Don't do drugs kids

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
I grew up watching her and Xena. I got a thing for strong women

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

Nooner posted:

was she the one with the weird clit or was that Sabel, I dont remember alot about wrestling except Chris Benoit murdered his wife and child before he owned himslef lol rekt
hahahhahahahahaha

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
That's sad. She seemed like a nice person. I always hoped she'd get some kind of second wind in her career.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Al Cowens posted:

hahahhahahahahaha

be nice to the sad dead woman

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax
http://www.somethingawful.com/horrors-of-porn/night-china/

G-D Bless this huge clitted huge woman. RIP

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
My god, that's over a billion people.

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
if pornstar wrestlers are dyiung off now is hogan in danger???

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

"dropping to his knees and attacking the ICBM in the canoe"

tarmack_stevens
Jul 28, 2005
The technical whopper
I loved her as a kid, and years later her girl peen is still so much bigger than my own man peen. I will miss her

Oh Don Piano
Nov 4, 2009
:nws:http://i.somethingawful.com/horrorsofporn/chyna/clit.jpg:nws:

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

whoflungpoop posted:

"dropping to his knees and attacking the ICBM in the canoe"

god bless that woman

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





She made me feel inadequate in every possible way. Except when she died.

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax
That whole article is really good and still makes me laugh:

quote:

Before dropping to his knees and attacking the ICBM in the canoe, Waltman remarks repeatedly and self-consciously about the size of his penis. It's not that he has a particularly small penis, but compared to the monster heat that Laurer is packing he looks like a tea sandwich at the world's biggest sub competition. Chyna reassures him and X-Pac pays her back by performing extraordinarily loud cunnilingus on her. At this point we've caught some glimpses of the size of the clitoris, but we haven't fully seen a dead on shot. It isn't until Waltman opts to throw his Vienna Sausage down her Chunnel that we see Laurer's pierced clitoris. It's at least three inches long and the large piercing looks like nothing so much as a ring on a pinkie finger. If I was about to perform oral sex on a woman and she whipped something like that out I would be in the bathroom hunched over a toilet faster than Stephen Rea back stage at one of Maury's "Can You Spot the Tranny?" episodes.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Lived pretty long life for a wrestler. How Scott Steiner and Scott Hall are still kicking I will never know.

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
This whole thing is really bigoted and sad.

Bubble Bobby
Jan 28, 2005
I wonder if they'll save the clit in a jar like Rasputin's penis

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

Bug Bill Murray posted:

I wonder if they'll save the clit in a jar like Rasputin's penis

it will be dried and ground up and sold on the chinese black market as an aphrodisiac

H.H
Oct 24, 2006

August is the Cruelest Month

Oh Don Piano posted:

:nws:http://i.somethingawful.com/horrorsofporn/chyna/clit.jpg:nws:

welp, that sure is huge. not gonna forget this horrible image now

Fart Puzzle
Jul 25, 2007

compressed fart pieces

yall talking like u wouldn't bang chyna smdh

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

i dunno i'm not really into docking

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

i suppose anal is a possibility but in her sex tape she sounds like a black rhino in heat so no thnx

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Fart Puzzle
Jul 25, 2007

compressed fart pieces

she would probably suplex your butthole tho, that would probably be pretty sweet

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