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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > Prince might have died
 
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Boinks
Nov 24, 2003



 Some poor mortician's assistant in Minnesota is scrambling to get the fanciest child sized coffin he can find right now.

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Boinks
Nov 24, 2003



 So who's next in line for the throne?

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Boinks
Nov 24, 2003

kiimo posted:

Michael Jackson may have been the kind of pop but he didn't play an instrument (at least on his records).

Prince played 27.

MJ wrote most of his songs though, which is pretty impressive for pop music.

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Boinks
Nov 24, 2003

El Gallinero Gros posted:

The problem with this is, he'd been a Jehovah's Witness for quite a while now, wouldn't he have refused to start taking it to begin with, if his religion didn't allow it?

That didn't stop Michael Jackson from taking poo poo to help him sleep...forever...

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Nov 24, 2003

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April 16, 2016: MediaTakeOut.com just received word that a VERY popular African-American celebrity - who has recently been in the news - now has what is being described as AIDS. Obviously since we are not able to 100% confirm the story - we're going to leave it as a Blind Item. We want to make it clear we are NOT talking about Magic Johnson.

This report REALLY hurt our heart.

According to a person EXTREMELY CLOSE to the situation, the celebrity, who is known for having a very EXTREME sexual past reportedly contracted the illness sometime in the 1990s. He kept the illness quiet but began taking his medication RELIGIOUSLY up until about two years ago. Here's what we're told by a VERY trusted entertainment insider:

[The celebrity] believed that he was cured, and he had some crazy [religious] people who told him that God cured him. So he stopped taking his medication and the sickness came back. Now doctors say he's dying, and there is nothing anyone can do about it."

We're told that the celebrity is expected to get sicker and sicker, and eventually pass. It can happen as soon as the summer.

Very sad news.
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