47% of Americans would have trouble coming up with $400 for an emergency

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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > 47% of Americans would have trouble coming up with $400 for an emergency

Blood Shart: Sep 23, 2010

Shasta Orange Soda posted:

so hypothetically a guy who had $1200 in his checking account would look pretty good to half the women in america?

if so, how could he casually work this into a conversation?

Pull out a receipt from an ATM and sat "Wow, I need to move money into my IRA, I can't believe I have XXXX sitting in checking."

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Blood Shart: Sep 23, 2010

Kuato posted:

Geez have a little self respect. If you market yourself better that's more like 2 johns

Just lol if you can't sex ladies of the night so well that they feel awkward charging you.

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