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when it comes to hell worshipping im not really caring or disagreeing if you do it thats whatever but its not like church with donuts and cookies and milk and one time when I was in a sunday school class room after getting the ocookies I went into the room and drop kicked the cookie in the ceiling but the but the rear end in a top hat kids who were with me told the sunday school teacher and I missed out on watching star wars episode 5 with yoda in the swamp but that movie was never a farvorite of any ones back then because we knew better . Sunday school has cool things like cookies and donuts and juice depending on what you like and for the adults there is suaully cookies and coffe in the basement and adultery if you look hard enough or ask aroiund ive been thinking maybe I dont want to be a hell worshiper but I sure could use a mormon wife or some sort of church lady to be around me and make sure that when the blender blade falls out of the dishwasher top bwhich meeps falling off the Launch try I tell her that it wont cut my toes off since she would protect me from hell and the blender in the dishwasher have you ever had to bother with cleaning one of those you take apart like the ninja I wanted the vitamix but its like 3339 dollars wayy too much for a non cost effieicent wage slaves like me. maybe that is a reason to hell worship for the money? do hell worshipers make money? I was going to go to church to make friends and meet Ladies since there is "singles church" but satan worshipers arent easy to find on craigslist ora nywhere if you ask around people arent enchanted with the idea of worshiping the Devil. i was atching the movie the witch the other day this is what got me thinking about all of this why would you even bother to wirship the devil or kill babies or kill animals? animals arent really anything bad at all theyd ont get in the way or cause troublesome issues I havce 2 dogs that go in and out of the dog doos and its loving obxnoious but its not a reason to put them on an alotar of blood and sacrifice their souls to my one and only True lord holychrist of Hell satan the lord ofxxaviers hells belles what do you think comment and like TDLR: I was watching the movie the witch the other day and it has satan worshipping in it because everyone in the puritcanical 1960s was a satan worshipper in new england conolian t.imes last I checked since they would always burn them as salemn witch trials and I would read stories about unicorns vs the govnerment and how the witches were real but no one has a lot of eviedence to prove they did anything. I guess there was lusty womens and they would be considered witches because men would be attracted to them but thats what the internet is for thank god we arent burning any witches these days it would be a whole lot of trouble to deal wi th having to block fof roads for burning people alive there just seems to be not point at all when I make my case here that to worship the devil is better than to worship a holy and loving God that provides flowers easter and egg hunts on the holiest of days when you can have that why choose SATAN?
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Do goth chicks still exist? They were pretty hot. The thin in shape ones I mean.
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Apr 21, 2016 22:24
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the thing is they're not even worshipping a proper god ( ), it's just dumb fanfic of someone else's religion
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Apr 21, 2016 22:24
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Someone just took their speed
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Apr 21, 2016 22:24
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i made a pact with satan in a desparate attempt to
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Apr 21, 2016 22:25
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:i made a pact with satan in a desparate attempt to Animatics is back baby
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Apr 21, 2016 22:25
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Good music.
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Apr 21, 2016 22:26
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hail saitan
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Apr 21, 2016 22:26
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Jesus Christ, OP, calm down!
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Apr 21, 2016 22:26
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Because it's a big "gently caress you ,DAD !"
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Apr 21, 2016 22:28
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Op I can tell you took your speed cause I did and your TLDR is long as hell
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:Do goth chicks still exist? Yeah quote:
oh, those Goth chicks. Nah, they've been gone since 02
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Apr 21, 2016 22:28
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Meowbot posted:
Because it makes mommy and daddy super mad.
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Apr 21, 2016 22:32
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Scource ur quotes please. No one sane actually worships satan. It is fundie BS. Fueled by crazy fundie kids lying their asses off and a moral panic from the... I think the last one was in the 80s? Anyway the entire idea is manufactured. The two things that come closest in western civilization are laveyan satanism (which is a religion for narcissists and in which adherents worship themselves) and lone crazies. Some eastern religions have demonic figures that are worshipped. Tibetan buddhism is particularly crazy cuz they kept their tribal beliefs and merely overlaid the buddhism part. But these beings aren't so much morally evil as they are personifications of the dangers of nature or the kind that lurk in human hearts. Similarly, figures like Kali could be considered satan-like. However, also similarly there is nothing unnatural about her destructive impulses. She's just the part of nature that is going on when the sun sets or an earthquake happens or people die. The fact that things end is a given. She is simply the ender. No rebellion or anything going on.
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Apr 21, 2016 22:34
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Because they watched The Craft and bought Antichrist Superstar in the same weekend.
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Apr 21, 2016 22:35
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I believe in the dark lord. His time is coming very soon. Christ worshipers will be slaughtered, babies will be sacrificed on the alters of churches and temples to the dark prince, and fire will consume the good and the weak...I look forward to it!
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Fergus Mac Roich posted:I believe in the dark lord. His time is coming very soon. Christ worshipers will be slaughtered, babies will be sacrificed on the alters of churches and temples to the dark prince, and fire will consume the good and the weak...I look forward to it! All hail Voldemort.
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Apr 21, 2016 22:36
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i like to dress up
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Apr 21, 2016 22:36
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:i made a pact with satan in a desparate attempt to I'll have what he's having
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzwOXl7Qaww
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Apr 21, 2016 22:39
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This "Satan" guy appeared before me and offered me what seemed like a really good deal, but get this: He actually completely screwed me over! If only there was some way I could have seen this coming!
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Apr 21, 2016 22:40
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Kung Food posted:Because it makes mommy and daddy super mad.
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Apr 21, 2016 22:42
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Randal posted:Good music. this, every song about satan owns
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Apr 21, 2016 22:43
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  HAIL SATAN  LORD OF ALL THAT IS  AND WILL BE  HAIL SATAN   
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Apr 21, 2016 22:44
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Satanists are children still angry at their parents, but still afraid of the bogeyman
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Apr 21, 2016 22:48
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i don't remember in-shape goth chicks so much as anorexic goth chicks but they were hot regardless
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Apr 21, 2016 22:49
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every time you worship satan an orphan eats a bug
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I used to DJ at an industrial club and at the time I " dated lol" several goth chicks, they were weird but sexy ... I've had relations with hot giroth girls aeveral times but twow thinking about that was coool for a second those girls were cute I was cute what happened God where is satan when I need him the most the dogs ran away when I Touched its tail thought of the day i reached out the dog door imagine if a giant hand came at you maybe the dog thought I was a higher power reaching for their soul ro somethjing when it comes time for lunch I only fouund one oreo and it was a mega stuffed oreo but whoever decided that mega stuff oreo is the best oreo is really weird and wrong there is simply too much oreo and when it comes to my oreos as it comes to religion I think there is a fine blaance when becooming a satnisit or a god loving bible lover like with oreos there is a balance, too much oreo not enough cream maybe the cream is the oreo or is the cookoe ithe orea or is the whole thing the orea? who part is the ore o... when there is not enough balance you have TOO MUCH CREAM nout enough cookie, but when there is TOO much balance you have TOO MUCH cookie and not enough cream thy dark lord grant me enough cream for my cookie in these darkest of days so that I can find your dark light in eternal sleep to drink from satans supple nipple the pleasures of flesh and reap the sins of man once again all hail thy satan lord of the damned and lover of the soft creamy goodness by nabisco doubt someone out there was thinking the same thing but maybe it would find its way upon your tonuge and eyes
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Apr 21, 2016 23:25
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SATAN! *snorts*
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Meowbot posted:I used to DJ at an industrial club and at the time I " dated lol" several goth chicks, they were weird but sexy ... I've had relations with hot giroth girls aeveral times but twow thinking about that was coool for a second those girls were cute I was cute what happened God where is satan when I need him the most I mostly, about 73% agree with this.
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Apr 21, 2016 23:33
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Because satan is loving cool and likes metal and rap music and plays D&D with people and likes video games and R Rated movies. Satan is chill as gently caress and is honest about how he will not help you in your time of need, unlike god who demands that you thank him when he kills your loved ones. Satan also doesn't need your constant worship unlike god, satan is happy that you are a flawed and terrible person and likes you for who you are anyway. Hail Satan.
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FIRST TIME posted:I mostly, about 73% agree with this. I disagree and think you both have retarded opinions and should apologize and blow me.
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The Skeleton King posted:Because satan is loving cool and likes metal and rap music and plays D&D with people and likes video games and R Rated movies. Satan is chill as gently caress and is honest about how he will not help you in your time of need, unlike god who demands that you thank him when he kills your loved ones. ummmmm are you satan? *glances at ur av* eheay ... weve come full circle satan posting in my thread in 2016 hgod grant me the safety to make it past the stairwell otherwise 2-1 where satan eats mybrian
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Apr 22, 2016 00:11
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Hey I'm gonna pick the least favorable god that is hated by all religions. 
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Apr 22, 2016 00:25
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Hey I'm gonna pick the least favorable god that is hated by all religions. 99% of gods are massive douchewads as presented by their own PR so maybe picking the whipping boy might be a good play.
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Nathilus posted:99% of gods are massive douchewads as presented by their own PR so maybe picking the whipping boy might be a good play. But satan is bad.
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Hey I'm gonna pick the least favorable god that is hated by all religions. not yazidis!
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Apr 22, 2016 00:33
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:But satan is bad. technically he's just the most famous prisoner of hell
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Apr 22, 2016 00:36
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What if the Satan of the bible is really us, and religion is itself just a parasite to the human species? 
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Listen the poor guy is just trying to do his job, working 9-5 every loving day while THE BIG GUY sits on his rear end.
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