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It's pretty dumb to still want to worship something made up so you choose the bad guy
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gannyGrabber posted:Listen the poor guy is just trying to do his job, working 9-5 every loving day while THE BIG GUY sits on his rear end. why did you call him the big guy? ike how big are god and satan? are one shorter than the other is like kevin hart and the worlds tallest man or is the comparison in miles or light miles hard to say when there is no size for heaven heaven could the size of a dinner plate for all you know and we are living heaven is just au niverse on a crumb of a caked banana parfait god is eating and he drops it on the floor there goes the internet my collection of taylor swift images from taylorswiftpictures.net as well as a massive stack of books that will never be read in the blink of an eye twitter facebook myspace webcrawler all gone with hayppy hippo and geocities you knever know how big either of them are since ther eis no explanation of the xsieze of anything its all man made but god and the devil have to have a size Borrowed Ladder posted:It's pretty dumb to still want to worship something made up so you choose the bad guy this is why ash ketchum was the best athest of all he simply looked at god and looked at satan and looked atp ikachu and said I CHOOSE YOU throwing god into his pokeball and leaving satan at the pokecenter while he levels up pikachu despite the fact god and satan based pokemon are probably way better than any type of element
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Apr 22, 2016 01:00
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its really dumb to let the dogs lick the plates a metapghor of humanity in general
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Apr 22, 2016 01:01
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I'm going to hell for certain so sacrificing a couple of toddlers once in a while is a great way to get a better deal.
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Apr 22, 2016 01:16
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Satan just wants you to have fun and follow your dreams
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Apr 22, 2016 01:21
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Yup I gonna go worship a spiritual entity who plays a supporting character in someone else's book. Satan is the Dean Stockwell of deities.
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Apr 22, 2016 01:21
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What about nontheistic Satanists? "we're just rational humanists, Satan is just a symbol to us" then call yourself a rational humanist you god drat edgelord
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Apr 22, 2016 01:23
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AugmentedVision posted:What about nontheistic Satanists? Their point is to troll the gently caress out of uptight small town theocrats by proposing baphomet statues to sit out on court house lawns and I think they do a pretty good job at it
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Apr 22, 2016 01:25
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y'all need jesus
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Apr 22, 2016 01:26
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Boomstick Quaid posted:Their point is to troll the gently caress out of uptight small town theocrats by proposing baphomet statues to sit out on court house lawns and I think they do a pretty good job at it lmao! have u ever went to a bookstore and put bibles in the fiction section?
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Apr 22, 2016 01:27
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AugmentedVision posted:lmao! have u ever went to a bookstore and put bibles in the fiction section? No
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Apr 22, 2016 01:28
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Strategic Tea posted:the thing is they're not even worshipping a proper god ( But enough about Muslims
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Apr 22, 2016 01:30
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), it's just dumb fanfic of someone else's religion
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hopeFgwApCM Hail Satan
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Apr 22, 2016 01:31
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play this song and slowly scroll down https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qa8gXwvg1aE Meowbot posted:
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Meowbot posted:
HAIL SATAN!
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Apr 22, 2016 10:53
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I asked this question a lot to myself until I finally asked people who seemed to be into it unironically and that led to research where it turns out it's mostly a cop-out thing about being an anti-christian more than it's about worshipping satan. Like take the sermon on the mount and every time jesus says to do something, intert [DON'T] right before it. So functionally it's the same thing but they're actually like atheist randroids injecting a lil' theology into it.
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Apr 22, 2016 11:05
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JiveHonky posted:y'all need jesus I can mow my own lawn.
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Apr 22, 2016 11:14
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Jerry Cotton posted:I can mow my own lawn.
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Apr 22, 2016 11:15
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i worship santa ama
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Apr 22, 2016 12:52
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who WAS John Galt?
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:Do goth chicks still exist? They were pretty hot. The thin in shape ones I mean. i sure as poo poo hope you mean looks wise and not personality, but even the looks basically means you're getting her dad's sloppy seconds
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Apr 22, 2016 13:11
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:What if the Satan of the bible is really us, and religion is itself just a parasite to the human species? satan is basically the good guy who has the unpopular job sort of like judas because if there wasnt a hell god could throw people in to we'd be even bigger complete shitheads than we already are
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Apr 22, 2016 13:14
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Robo Reagan posted:i sure as poo poo hope you mean looks wise and not personality, but even the looks basically means you're getting her dad's sloppy seconds 
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Apr 22, 2016 13:15
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sorry i made fun of ur fat victim of incest goth gf
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Apr 22, 2016 13:18
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wow does anyone actually not hail satan nowadays?
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Apr 22, 2016 13:19
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jarofpiss posted:wow does anyone actually not hail satan nowadays? I had a colleague from up North who used to say Satan is my lord all the time but I don't think he meant it 
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Apr 22, 2016 13:29
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satan is my copilot- which is why I was speeding, officer-
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Apr 22, 2016 13:38
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MeLKoR posted:I'm going to hell for certain so sacrificing a couple of toddlers once in a while is a great way to get a better deal. 
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Apr 22, 2016 14:51
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because objectivism is really boring in practice, and a little bit of ritual livens it up.
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Apr 22, 2016 15:55
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SMOKE METH
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HAIL SATAN
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Apr 22, 2016 16:06
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Hail Satan
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Apr 22, 2016 16:21
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As I understand it we in America are referred to as The Great Satan by the sand people of Arabia
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Apr 22, 2016 16:21
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I liked him when he played for the penguins
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Apr 22, 2016 16:23
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vols bitch posted:I liked him when he played for the penguins youre confusing satan with our great dark lord mario lemieux
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JiveHonky posted:every time you worship satan an orphan eats a bug Heh
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Apr 22, 2016 21:32
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staan doesn't demand worship that's teh funny thing just that you not worship god! funny huh
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Apr 22, 2016 21:38
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Think of it this way. Heaven only guarantees that you sing the praises of God forever. Read the bible. Sure you may see your parents or whoever there, but most of the time, forever, you will be just singing how loving brilliant God is for allowing you to decide an either or question within a time limit so miniscule that compared to eternity is like a fly's fart to a hurricane on Jupiter. So it's not going to be the eternal orgy you think it is. Its standing in a choir, 20 billion strong and counting, and singing loving the same songs over an over again. For eternity. Or. Or you could goto Hell, and sure will be painful for the first few eons. But you would get USED to it. Glass shards under fingernails again? Oh 3 millenia ago. You could TRAIN yourself to like it, become loving Cenbites and get off to pain. So over time, sure gogoolplex of millenia may pass, but you may orgasm to the pain. But then at that point you are set and eternity is one laugh riot. So yeah, become a Cenobite or Choir boy.
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happyhippy posted:Think of it this way. Wouldn't it be quicker and less painful to orgasm from singing?
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joat mon posted:Wouldn't it be quicker and less painful to orgasm from singing? You mean shout at your crouch and hope the vibrations get you off? With your grandmother, parents, beside you. In the church of churches. Pervert.
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