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just as i realize i left my tp in the car i crap my pants. nobody has noticed yet so i sneak back down by the water, my plan is to quickly remove my pants, rinse them out, put them back on and tell everyone i "fell in"
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# ? Apr 21, 2016 23:49 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 20:25 |
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What do you mean no one brought their own water or filters? It's going to take all God drat night to filter water for all these dicks with this tiny filter
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# ? Apr 21, 2016 23:56 |
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get into a fist fight with your dad and end up crying yourself to sleep gently caress YOU DAD
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# ? Apr 21, 2016 23:56 |
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Hey guys check out what I can do with his aerosol can and a lighter! *scorches neighbors tent*
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# ? Apr 21, 2016 23:59 |
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"anybody seen a pair of glasses?" everyone ignores me im not even drunk. this is the worst
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 00:02 |
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i knocked over a bird's nest while trying to hang myself. what should we do with the eggs?
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 00:04 |
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JiveHonky posted:"anybody seen a pair of glasses?" everyone ignores me *crunch* Hey has anyone lost a pair of glasses? Looks like someone stepped on em.
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 00:08 |
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I'm gonna get drunk and decide I can keep raccoons out of our food by peeing a perimeter line around the campsite. Prolly gonna feel your wiener while you sleep, too.
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 00:08 |
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I brought a fry pan, gas cooker and bacon. I am now realising I have no method to clean any of my cooking equipment.
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 00:08 |
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my joke is to go around to the different groups of goons and say loudly "GROUND FLOOR OF AN EPIC CAMPING TRIP LOL" i'm not even drunk. what was i thinking?
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 00:15 |
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*is naked ALL the time*
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 00:21 |
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Hey guys I brought my guitar. Let's sit round the fire and sing! *doesn't know how to tune guitar* *plays wonderwall intro very slowly and keeps loving it up*
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 00:22 |
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JiveHonky posted:just as i realize i left my tp in the car i crap my pants. nobody has noticed yet so i sneak back down by the water, my plan is to quickly remove my pants, rinse them out, put them back on and tell everyone i "fell in" This oddly specific story has the ring of truth
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 00:27 |
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crawls into tent to sleep when its barely dark out and keeps poking head out to ask everyone to "please keep it down"
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 00:59 |
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Food? I'll be alright, I brought a KFC family fun bucket and 2 bags of chips
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 01:52 |
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Hey so I got this bear spray stuff. I put it all over you tents, better safe than sorry
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 02:17 |
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 02:20 |
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*takes viagra, bashes out wicked 4 hour bongo set hands free*
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 02:24 |
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*Spends the most time away from the group in the middle of nowhere* *Tries to plot "accidental" death of that one friend I don't like that much* *Spends 3 minutes trying to sharpen a stick into a primitive weapon to hunt squirrels/hand drill a fire, gives up soon after I break it into too many small useless pieces* *Takes a poo poo and wipes rear end with poison ivy* *Makes up plausible excuse when I return and mask my itchy anus* *Tries to sneak in sumo stomps around the fire to relieve itchy anus; burns when I fart* *Drinks all the booze out of depression, begins having war flash backs, suddenly camping trip turns into a Jason Bourne movie or I go full crackpot conspiracy theorist until I trip and bash my head against rocks and bleed out in agony*
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 02:26 |
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im the guy that forgets to put on sunscreen and falls asleep on a raft in the lake. beet red on the front, pasty white on the back.
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 02:26 |
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*wakes up, throws up, falls asleep*
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 03:36 |
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i guess im going camping yee haw holy poo poo
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 04:05 |
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Hey guys, I found some mushrooms on a log. *spends the next 3 days tripping, cowering in the woods nude*
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 04:17 |
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*buys $500 tent, sleeps in car instead*
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 05:03 |
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*Cooks something in a cast iron pan, fucks it up* *Pisses fire out of my poo poo butt all rear end bitch night while violently barfing all over my dick, sometimes barfing because I have started making GBS threads... sometimes, making GBS threads because I have started bafing* Every time I go camping.
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 05:09 |
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*takes a poo poo on an antihill* "hey guys come check this out"
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 05:11 |
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i brought the guns
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 05:11 |
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they're only for me though
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 05:12 |
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im camping
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 05:17 |
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flerp posted:im camping me too, weird
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 05:20 |
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flerp posted:im camping
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 05:21 |
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*picks up rocket launcher* *crouches around blind corridor near rocket launcher spawn*
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 05:40 |
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canyoneer posted:*picks up rocket launcher* *trips over the computer wire, disconnecting it mid-game*
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 07:21 |
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who brought the lube and blunts??
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 07:22 |
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Lubes up blunt. Inserts into rear end.
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 07:24 |
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numberoneposter posted:who brought the lube and blunts?? W-what are we doing with the blunts?
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 07:25 |
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*starts jacking off in front of the campfire* well??? what're y'all waiting for
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 07:27 |
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*builds primitive hut out of sticks, forgets to include door*
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 07:29 |
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Anyone want to zip sleeping bags with me and form a super sleeping bag??
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 07:36 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 20:25 |
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I brought a portable stove and breakfast stuff! Pancakes, sausages, name it! *assumes i've already made my contribution and somebody else will do the cooking, stove goes unused all weekend*
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 07:43 |