|
*dies of heat exhaustion*
|
#
?
Apr 23, 2016 20:38
|
|
|
|
| # ? Apr 23, 2024 14:08 |
|
|
*goes Geocaching, finds dead bodies*
|
|
#
?
Apr 23, 2016 20:52
|
|
|
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQzdTYKTWRo
|
|
#
?
Apr 23, 2016 20:57
|
|
|
shoophobo posted:*goes Geocaching, finds dead bodies* *Has sex with them, before reporting them*
|
|
#
?
Apr 23, 2016 20:57
|
|
|
shoophobo posted:*goes Geocaching, finds dead bodies* Report: Discovered cache - reported corpse to police - was pleased to find tiny toy dinosaur in corpses mouth =)
|
|
#
?
Apr 23, 2016 21:03
|
|
|
*wet, drippy, drizzly rain all day* *ground is saturated* "I think the rain's finally dying down... oh wait, it's intensifying again.". *sit in tent, surrounded by damp, gently steaming clothing and wonder why you're doing this*
|
|
#
?
Apr 23, 2016 21:06
|
|
|
Lesbian Bed Death posted:Report: Discovered cache - reported corpse to police - was pleased to find tiny toy dinosaur in corpses mouth =) 
|
|
#
?
Apr 23, 2016 21:10
|
|
|
camping is fun (:
|
|
#
?
Apr 23, 2016 21:16
|
|
|
|
|
#
?
Apr 23, 2016 21:39
|
|
|
camping loving sucks
|
|
#
?
Apr 23, 2016 21:41
|
|
|
*gets abducted by aliens and anal probed, kind of enjoys it but they don't leave their phone number* 
|
|
#
?
Apr 23, 2016 21:43
|
|
|
 Look at my cool camping knife!
|
|
#
?
Apr 23, 2016 21:53
|
|
|
*Pisses in lake* Hey, you guys wanna fish for dinner?
|
|
#
?
Apr 23, 2016 21:59
|
|
|
I spent all day down at the pond and didn't catch a goddamn thing. It's cool though, I found this toad but then it pissed on my hand so I threw it in the water and now I feel bad about it.
|
|
#
?
Apr 23, 2016 22:02
|
|
|
sprawled onna dock inna lake naked but for a torn pair of boxers exposing three inches of crack drunk as gently caress passed out all night, furry with mosquitos cooler holds one beer, spoiled ground beef floating in warm water kids jump over me into the water all day but tossin and turnin who gives a gently caress 4pm: I arise empurpled, a blood-filled coxcomb and crow: MOTHER FUCKERS!
|
|
#
?
Apr 23, 2016 22:34
|
|
|
*gets attacked by a bear and die..*
|
|
#
?
Apr 23, 2016 22:35
|
|
|
skit herre posted:
where did you pick up that beauty, the klingon homeworld?
|
|
#
?
Apr 23, 2016 22:46
|
|
|
skit herre posted:
|
|
#
?
Apr 23, 2016 22:54
|
|
|
|
|
#
?
Apr 23, 2016 23:44
|
|
|
*Realizes that the hustle and bustle of life was all that had been keeping him going.* *Falls into a deep ennui and wanders off.* Sure glad we went camping guys.
|
|
#
?
Apr 24, 2016 00:11
|
|
|
* takes of my clothes, cuts my way out of my tent, eats my tongue, dies naked in the snow*
|
|
#
?
Apr 24, 2016 00:22
|
|
|
Don't ask, but somehow I managed to contract bear-herpes and now I really need a doctor. Did anybody drive up here?
|
|
#
?
Apr 24, 2016 00:31
|
|
|
This is just an excuse to film some amateur porn.
|
|
#
?
Apr 24, 2016 01:01
|
|
|
Gets sprayed by skunk, bitten by snake, falls on porcupine, laughed at, picked on, had the shits, puked up, been puked on, haunted by ghosts and stalked by a bear. This is the greatest camping ever!
|
|
#
?
Apr 24, 2016 01:11
|
|
|
Hey guys lets go "check out" my cousins cabin, in the woods! Is that the one across the old rickety bridge that could fall down stranding us, next to the abandoned insane asylum, built on top of a cursed Indian burial ground, where the cia did those demonic experiments, where that cult killed those kids last year, next to the haunted lake, some say old man whithers still stalks those woods, something something vampires?
|
|
#
?
Apr 24, 2016 03:26
|
|
|
I'm game naem You got a van?
|
|
#
?
Apr 24, 2016 03:43
|
|
|
I've got about 14 satellite locks. Oh, you've only got seven? My GPS gets signals from both GPS and GLONAS.
|
|
#
?
Apr 24, 2016 04:05
|
|
|
Some say GLONAS still stalks these woods at night looking for victims...
|
|
#
?
Apr 24, 2016 04:17
|
|
|
Mr.Tophat posted:I'm game naem I'm the jock we just need FIVE CLOSE FRIENDS -a fat guy who smokes weed -a hot girl -a girl with glasses who is secretly hot but doesn't know it untill she takes her glasses off IM SHY HE HEE -and a black guy (so he can die first) -I'll get the van -let's split up that way we can cover more ground -hot girl you come with me so we can MAKE OUT -guys I'm having a moment of profound sobriety despite how fat and weed I am I hVe a bad feeling about this -AAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHKKKKKK (balack guy) -oh no my glasses -clothes fall mostly off heaving bosoms -POLOT TWIST WE WERE TEH GHSOT ALL AMLOG
|
|
#
?
Apr 24, 2016 04:20
|
|
|
ClamdestineBoyster posted:Sweet rig, how fast it go like 50, 52ish? Had it up to 80MPH no probs on the interstate. Don't like running that fast as the pressure on the windshields must be crazy and the RPMs on the Dodge 440 are peaking at explosive! Danger! That and my wallet.... Here I am speeding.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtyN6bPlM9Y
|
|
#
?
Apr 24, 2016 05:10
|
|
|
If any of you very virile males wants to expand your seed, My capacious rear end in a top hat will be waiting for you, In My Tent.
|
|
#
?
Apr 24, 2016 05:12
|
|
|
a friend brought a 22oz beer and bag of beef jerky once. at least he had his own tent
|
|
#
?
Apr 24, 2016 06:39
|
|
|
kazr posted:a friend brought a 22oz beer and bag of beef jerky once. at least he had his own tent Wow, you are a cheap whore!
|
|
#
?
Apr 24, 2016 06:42
|
|
|
|
| # ? Apr 23, 2024 14:08 |
|
|
Have a bunch of messy, showerless sex and clean up with wet wipes. Something digs up and eats all the savory bits out of the wipes.
|
|
#
?
Apr 24, 2016 07:31
|
|