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JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer


I am sick of the hustle and bustle of the bright city lights.

Lets get out into nature and become one with the forest.

I brought kind bars, gatorade and tp.

You are ALL coming with me so pack up you gear and lets get to gettin.

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
This forum has done this before.

It didn't end well.

We never learn.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
heh heh heh

:rms:

Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008

Soiled Meat
alright guys ive been foraging for some food to eat and im back with some tasty stuff, to the tune of 300 mealworms.

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


Hey guys! Ready to go camping?

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

i brought cards that we can play Go Fish with, and rope to hang ourselves with when we get inevitably bored after a day or two

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

i have not brought appropriate clothing or footwear

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

i have not brought appropriate clothing or footwear

perfect

FoolyCharged
Oct 11, 2012

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Somebody call for an ant?

For fucks sake man. We drove 5 hours to get out here and then you roll your ankle walking into camp the first night?

Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008

Soiled Meat

Fergus Mac Roich posted:

alright guys ive been foraging for some food to eat and im back with some tasty stuff, to the tune of 300 mealworms.

*frenzied crunching* you guys better get in on these or i'll eat them all lol *crunch crunch&

Return Of JimmyJars
Jun 24, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Let's all gangbang my wife in the big tent

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
i found this broken fishing pole down by the water guys. gonna try and fix it

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

cna i bring my gaming rig? i got a generator. need a hookup for razer headset? steelseries. logitech. fatal1ty. frakking epic lan party time. u need an xtra monitor? here take my asus. its 144hertz. ive got a few spares no worries

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
*Spends the entire time drunk out of my gourd. No one knows where I keep getting the bottles of booze from. Never shares*

You folks look like you're having fun.

Captain Splashback
Jan 1, 2007

BY APPOINTMENT TO HER MAJESTY
QUEEN ELIZABETH II
SPLASHBACK HOLDINGS LTD
PUCKINS AND PRINTERS PURVEYORS
GUYS! I FOUND VENDAGOAT'S LIQUOR STASH! WHO WANTS TO GET TRASHED!?

drunkb
Aug 14, 2009


The Great Twist
Where is the arcade? This campground blows.

Vessel From Denny
Nov 20, 2007
wish it was wram to go cmaping

Captain Splashback
Jan 1, 2007

BY APPOINTMENT TO HER MAJESTY
QUEEN ELIZABETH II
SPLASHBACK HOLDINGS LTD
PUCKINS AND PRINTERS PURVEYORS
Also, I brought some extra tent pegs, a knife, some salt, some waterproof matches, and a cigar

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
hell yeah i'm down for a good camp out

gotta make sure the ratio is right tho, either 100% dudes for 50/50 split ok?

i'm an all or nothing sorta guy

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

*brings beef jerky, eats it all on the first night

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
Oh my loving god there is snow up here? Christ,

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
i cant fix this fishing pole. :smith:

Captain Splashback
Jan 1, 2007

BY APPOINTMENT TO HER MAJESTY
QUEEN ELIZABETH II
SPLASHBACK HOLDINGS LTD
PUCKINS AND PRINTERS PURVEYORS
Oh, hey, yeah... um, I brought some trail mix too for the mushroom hunt.

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
I'm gonna be really anal about the cooking area cause I'm insanely terrified of bears

Captain Splashback
Jan 1, 2007

BY APPOINTMENT TO HER MAJESTY
QUEEN ELIZABETH II
SPLASHBACK HOLDINGS LTD
PUCKINS AND PRINTERS PURVEYORS

JiveHonky posted:

i cant fix this fishing pole. :smith:

Here, let me see. I bet the line's all tangled around the spinner... Hmmmmmm....

Anyone with more sober fingers than I?

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
be careful with the mushrooms guys. nature is the sketchiest dealer

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Oh look bear poo poo, this looks like a good spot! :v:

Captain Splashback
Jan 1, 2007

BY APPOINTMENT TO HER MAJESTY
QUEEN ELIZABETH II
SPLASHBACK HOLDINGS LTD
PUCKINS AND PRINTERS PURVEYORS

JiveHonky posted:

be careful with the mushrooms guys. nature is the sketchiest dealer

Word! Check it out, goonbros! Cubenses!

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
lets all eat this warm tuna and drink some milk

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


No liquor for me guys, I'm strictly a codeine man.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

*breaks tent pole, blames rock

Smashurbanipal
Sep 12, 2009
ASK ME ABOUT BEING A SHITTY POSTER
:gooncamp:

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

symbolic posted:

*breaks tent pole, blames rock

Same but blames Chinese.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
*Sings the refrain from Buffalo Soldier for eight, solid, hours*

BUFFALO SOLDIER!

VendaGoat fucked around with this message at 23:44 on Apr 21, 2016

frogge
Apr 7, 2006


*trips balls for three days straight*

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
i give up on the dumb fishing pole and eat 3 kind bars which give me immediate fecal urgency noooo, not yet

FoolyCharged
Oct 11, 2012

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Somebody call for an ant?

poo poo I forgot a tarp for my tent.
Uh...
Starts awkwardly trying to stuff a poncho under tent.

drunkb
Aug 14, 2009


The Great Twist
*Decides to live off the land on this trip
*Dies next to a piss jug

Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

GUM CHEWING INTENSIFIES
How many of us have actually been camping before?

*raises hand*

How many of us have been camping more than once?

*keeps hand raised*

I call camp leader!

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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


gently caress all y'alls, this suspicious fish I found on the lakeside is perfectly edible.
Just have to pour enough hot sauce on it.

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