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Group of friends go camping: -one brings high tech ultralight mountain gear in bright colors like it's an arctic expedition -one brings hunting themed hill billy gear all in REALTREE©™® and blaze orange -one brings hippie earth mother tent and clothing all with a mildly offensive Native American theme -one brings fetishistic military survival gear all in camo with lots of pouches and pockets full of weapons Everyone secretly jealous of everyone else
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:i have not brought appropriate clothing or footwear this, but also no backpack but what i have is two cases of beer (tru story, some exchange student did this. and it was for hiking)
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Apr 22, 2016 09:17
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I'll only go if the campsite has wifi
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Apr 22, 2016 09:22
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"Here, try this datura tea". Ends up blind and trapped in a hollow log for 3days.
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Apr 22, 2016 09:50
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I'm struggling with my latent homosexuality and im making a bunch of uncomfortable gay jokes about buttsex out in the seclusion of nature
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Apr 22, 2016 10:24
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im gonna go find some wood heh heh heh
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Apr 22, 2016 10:31
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*eye contact while i grill up the dogs*
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Apr 22, 2016 10:33
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EorayMel posted:
Hmm, how does that rhyme go again? Is it 'leaves of three - wipe with me'? Ah gently caress it I'm sure this one is fine.
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Apr 22, 2016 10:38
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*mistakenly sets up camp 500 feet from marijuana operation, is never seen again*
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Apr 22, 2016 11:03
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I'll bring the guitar, which I will poorly play songs by lovely bands all night long despite being asked to stop several times.
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Apr 22, 2016 11:15
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:I'll bring the guitar, which I will poorly play songs by lovely bands all night long despite being asked to stop several times. i'll also bring a guitar, but i'll only play wonderwall
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Apr 22, 2016 11:25
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:I'll bring the guitar, which I will poorly play songs by lovely bands all night long despite being asked to stop several times. https://soundcloud.com/nick-mick/nite-hike-records-vol-1#t=30:33 Actual recording i took on a hike up to a campfire spot last month where everybody started playing neutral milk hotel songs together I realize how gay that is and I refuse to apologize for how much i enjoyed it. https://soundcloud.com/nick-mick/nite-hike-records-vol-1#t=1:28:49 <-- this part i actually recommend listening to because its pretty lol
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Apr 22, 2016 11:32
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If you meet the buddha on the trail, and he bears guitar, kill him.
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Apr 22, 2016 11:33
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Free Market Mambo posted:If you meet the buddha on the trail, and he bears guitar, kill him.
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Apr 22, 2016 12:28
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any of you goons wanna see a dead body?
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Apr 22, 2016 13:13
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Jellidelic posted:https://soundcloud.com/nick-mick/nite-hike-records-vol-1#t=30:33 i wish anyone gave a poo poo
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Apr 22, 2016 14:35
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*Has a purty mouth*
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Apr 22, 2016 15:20
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*too hot to sleep* *is miserable* *finally falls asleep* *wakes up at 3:30am, frozen solid* *prays for death* ghlbtsk fucked around with this message at 15:47 on Apr 22, 2016 |
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Apr 22, 2016 15:35
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*is woken by daughter at 1am* "Daddy, I'm scared." "What is it, hon?" "There's a aminal in the neighbors' tent." "What?" "A aminal is making funny noises in that tent and it's going to get me." *listens* "It's not an animal, sweetie. It's people." "What are they doing?" *sighs* *puts her earmuffs on* "Don't worry about it. Go back to sleep." . . . *whispers to her brother* "Daddy said it's people. What are they doing?" "GO TO SLEEP, YOU TWO"
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Apr 22, 2016 15:46
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*gets stalked by a skinwalker*.
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Apr 22, 2016 15:56
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I brought cigars, a case of PBR, a boom box, and a cd of Native American flute music I'm really good at camping e: also a good thing for camping is to not have a lovely retard friend who thinks they're a musician Kitsunegari fucked around with this message at 16:14 on Apr 22, 2016 |
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Apr 22, 2016 16:11
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*parks rv, plugs in power, hooks up water, turns on ac, turns on satellite tv, and crackers open miller lite* ahhh the great outdoors
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Apr 22, 2016 16:14
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All you people are gross! I'm going back to my tent.
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Apr 22, 2016 16:16
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Drum circle!
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Apr 22, 2016 16:26
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Pththya-lyi posted:All you people are gross! I'm going back to my tent. 
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Apr 22, 2016 16:35
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I'm going to spend all day prepping the fire so we can sit around it all night.
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Apr 22, 2016 16:49
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"Ugh guys I guess my hut isn't going to work" *sprints and dives, hooking deer around the neck, wrestles it to ground, guts it, curls up in hide for warmth*
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Apr 22, 2016 17:13
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*washes hair in the campground sink because the showers don't have hot water*
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Apr 22, 2016 17:28
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JUST 100 MORE KM TILL WE CAN SET UP CAMP FOR THE NIGHT.
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Apr 22, 2016 17:37
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:"Ugh guys I guess my hut isn't going to work" got room in there for 1 more 
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Apr 22, 2016 17:48
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Benny the Snake posted:How many of us have actually been camping before? Nigga I was a boy scout. I can start fires and put up tents in the rain. I should be camp leader, and I challenge you to a knot tying contest to settle it Also, I may have dropped all my lsd in the water jug. Whoops
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Apr 22, 2016 17:52
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Who wants to help me catch crawdads in the creek?
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Apr 22, 2016 17:53
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Everyone hit the woods and find a human being or two for the fire
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Apr 22, 2016 17:55
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is found on day 2 laying by water, missing pants, wearing one shoe all grey and sick like when ET and elliot were dying
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Apr 22, 2016 18:02
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JiveHonky posted:got room in there for 1 more Got lube? 
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Apr 22, 2016 18:28
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JiveHonky posted:
*checks into hotel by 4pm*
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Apr 22, 2016 18:31
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This tent smells like farts.
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Apr 22, 2016 18:56
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makes repeated attempts to climb a very short tree, exerts self too much and pukes it wasn't supposed to be like this!
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Apr 22, 2016 18:59
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spud posted:This tent smells like farts.
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spud posted:This tent smells like farts. Maybe it's a... sextent. 
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