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Apr 21, 2016 23:27
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:i have not brought appropriate clothing or footwear perfect
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Apr 21, 2016 23:31
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i found this broken fishing pole down by the water guys. gonna try and fix it
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Apr 21, 2016 23:32
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i cant fix this fishing pole. 
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Apr 21, 2016 23:37
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be careful with the mushrooms guys. nature is the sketchiest dealer
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Apr 21, 2016 23:39
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i give up on the dumb fishing pole and eat 3 kind bars which give me immediate fecal urgency noooo, not yet
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Apr 21, 2016 23:44
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just as i realize i left my tp in the car i crap my pants. nobody has noticed yet so i sneak back down by the water, my plan is to quickly remove my pants, rinse them out, put them back on and tell everyone i "fell in"
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Apr 21, 2016 23:49
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"anybody seen a pair of glasses?" everyone ignores me im not even drunk. this is the worst
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Apr 22, 2016 00:02
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my joke is to go around to the different groups of goons and say loudly "GROUND FLOOR OF AN EPIC CAMPING TRIP LOL" i'm not even drunk. what was i thinking?
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Apr 22, 2016 00:15
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crawls into tent to sleep when its barely dark out and keeps poking head out to ask everyone to "please keep it down"
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Apr 22, 2016 00:59
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flerp posted:im camping 
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Apr 22, 2016 05:21
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Lubes up blunt. Inserts into rear end.
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Apr 22, 2016 07:24
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Drum circle!
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Apr 22, 2016 16:26
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:"Ugh guys I guess my hut isn't going to work" got room in there for 1 more 
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Apr 22, 2016 17:48
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is found on day 2 laying by water, missing pants, wearing one shoe all grey and sick like when ET and elliot were dying
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Apr 22, 2016 18:02
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makes repeated attempts to climb a very short tree, exerts self too much and pukes it wasn't supposed to be like this!
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Apr 22, 2016 18:59
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gets lured away by a japanese ghost during the night, trips on log breaking ankle, a strange fog begins to gather gently caress! goddamnit... begins to whimper and moan
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Apr 22, 2016 19:20
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decides this afternoon is the afternoon i will learn stick juggling, still havent spoken to anyone oh god, this is lamer than hackey sack. is that girl laughing at me?
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Apr 22, 2016 19:41
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symbolic posted:*makes flamethrower out of a lighter and bug spray dies in fire when cheap chinese sleeping bag ignites 
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Apr 22, 2016 21:21
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now that i have you all here id like to read you a little story from a pretty popular book, its called The Bible.
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Apr 23, 2016 01:00
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Pug Rodeo posted:Nobody? lets get those crawdads kiddo
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Apr 23, 2016 02:32
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Toilet Mouth posted:Got a bunch of chigger bites on my pubic region quick, someone suck the poison out before he dies
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Apr 23, 2016 06:38
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Gets sprayed by skunk, bitten by snake, falls on porcupine, laughed at, picked on, had the shits, puked up, been puked on, haunted by ghosts and stalked by a bear. This is the greatest camping ever!
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Apr 24, 2016 01:11
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Some say GLONAS still stalks these woods at night looking for victims...
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