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ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
I'll be your buddy dgsw, since op is slacking so much

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Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
I'm currently writing on scrolls and angrily thinking about you DGSW. I'm also eating a banana with my teeth but that's unrelated

Also if you put me in slot 12 I'm gonna sell your rear end out for :10bux: faster than you can say "oy vey!"

Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008

Soiled Meat

ChrisHansen posted:

I'll be your buddy dgsw, since op is slacking so much

hey i'm still pairing people, i just wait for a big pool so it's actually random. meanwhile dgsw is sewing chaos and discontent with his discriminatory and not to mention exclusionary "buddy" practices.

jeff smisek
May 18, 2009


Need a bud

flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

Takane posted:

Hi dogbuttz.

Hi Takene!

e: please update op to acknowledge my buddy status with takane

flick my Mr. Bean fucked around with this message at 23:04 on Apr 22, 2016

jeff smisek
May 18, 2009


dog buttes

a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

Dinosaurmageddon posted:

:siren:IT'S OFFICIAL:siren: I'm disavowing DGSW as my buddy.

Put me on that list of yours and I'll hunt you down through time and space, friendo :smug:

I can't stop your juggernaut posting style but I will :spooky:wreck you:spooky: if you so much as harm a hair on our beloved isaac's most glorious dome.

You have my sword.

flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014


jeff smisuttes???

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem

TheNightmanCum-eth posted:

You have my sword.

I legally can't be your friend right now because that would validate DGSW's terms and invalidate my paternity suit over Isaac through the #BuddySystem legal system without recourse.

:liara:

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


Hi doc friday, we are gonna be a posting tour de force!

guns for tits
Dec 25, 2014


Shithouse Dave posted:

Hi doc friday, we are gonna be a posting tour de force!

Hell yeah we are!

a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

I am truly a man without a buddy.

Jellidelic
Nov 28, 2011

TheNightmanCum-eth posted:

I am truly a man without a buddy.

av/post combo on point

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Give me a buddy

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine
dad can i still make it to the applicant list? i wont suggest a cactus for lunch next time you ask

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
*shotgun blast into air*

stay back from ma perimetter

Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008

Soiled Meat
nomadologique && saint isaias boner
dr. dogballs jr. && microwaves mom
jeff smisek && toadvine
tectonis && jakep
captain yossarian && hrist
celluloid sam && parity warning
a corn buddy && chrishansen

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


I don't even know who that is he sounds so gay ugh I can't believe this

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

who's nomadologique?

I got a bunch of lum buddies and dgsw's hit squad already but i always have room for one more buddy i guess

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.
Who the eff is Jeff Smisek??

I googled him and apparently he's the old CEO of an airline? Are you just posting random Wikipedia profiles as buddies now?

This is bullshit

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.

Drunk Nerds posted:

You lucked out being my buddy joust. I got a fridge full of beer but I can't drink for another 2 months.

Mods, please namechange my buddy to 'Sober Nerds'.

Edgar Allan Pwned
Apr 4, 2011

Quoth the Raven "I love the power glove. It's so bad..."
I'm a white noise poster. I need help flourishing into a troll

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

dad gay. so what posted:

im trying to corner the market on buddies

now accepting applications for buddies

current buddies
1. isaac
2. capain yossarian
3. hell yeah
4. jivehonky
5. corn buddy
6. enfield
7. jerry mumphrey
8. hector beerlioz
9. doc friday
10.
11.
12.

hes going to hunt and kill you all

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

dad gay. so what posted:

im trying to corner the market on buddies

now accepting applications for buddies

current buddies
1. isaac
2. capain yossarian
3. hell yeah
4. jivehonky
5. corn buddy
6. enfield
7. jerry mumphrey
8. hector beerlioz
9. doc friday
10. chrishansen
11. doctor dbj
12.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
did i miss anyone im getting pretty drat drunk over here let me know soon or its lights out for ol dad

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine

:unsmith:

Fergus Mac Roich posted:

dr. dogballs jr. && microwaves mom

at least my assigned buddy is bangable af

Parity warning
Nov 1, 2009



3rd Place, TRP Sack Race 2021/22
I like my new buddy's wacky reg date but the stress of having twice as many buddys now is overwhelming and im curled up on the floor literally shaking

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

Dr. Dogballs Jr. posted:

:unsmith:


at least my assigned buddy is bangable af

post pics

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



I want to be your buddy

Hrist
Feb 21, 2011


Lipstick Apathy

Fergus Mac Roich posted:

captain yossarian && hrist

My assigned buddy is probated, but they have that dog avatar that I like.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

dad gay. so what posted:

im trying to corner the market on buddies

now accepting applications for buddies

current buddies
1. isaac
2. capain yossarian
3. hell yeah
4. jivehonky
5. corn buddy
6. enfield
7. jerry mumphrey
8. hector beerlioz
9. doc friday
10. chrishansen
11. doctor dbj
12.celluloid sam

Edgar Allan Pwned
Apr 4, 2011

Quoth the Raven "I love the power glove. It's so bad..."
Wow is it all about the avatar. I'll walrus dog for you irl

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
it hads begun

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
ok buddies its time to coil up tight like a snake so we can strike more powerfully when the time is right. i will send instructions for the secret forum soon. woe be unto thee those who try and destroy my buddies for they will be stricken down with furious anger.

dad gay. so what fucked around with this message at 01:34 on Apr 23, 2016

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


I'm the caboose

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine

dad gay. so what posted:

ok buddies its time to coil up tight like a snake so we can strike more powerfully when the time is right. i will send instructions for the secret forum soon. woe be unto thee those who try and destroy my buddies for they will be stricken down with furious anger.

*grabs hard hat, wields cactus*

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Dr. Dogballs Jr. posted:

*grabs hard hat, wields cactus*

get ready for the ride of your life soul sister

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Celluloid Sam posted:

I'm the caboose

dad gay axed you to back that thing up

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax
BUDDY ME

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guns for tits
Dec 25, 2014


I copy, beeble base.

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