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Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
i like how she went to known liberal hugbox dnd of all places to find an example of sexism. p much the last forum i would've picked if i was gonna run a hit piece.

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Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
Wait'll the Transgender community hears about this

The twitter woke squad will bring down the hammer upon thee

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

quote:

Greg watched, trying desperately to quell his erection as a small seam appeared around the corners of Jessica’s achingly beautiful face. He produced a small, flat tool from his coat pocket that looked like a nail file and inserted it at the top of Jessica’s forehead, just below the crown of her hair. Working it around the circumference of her face, the seam widened enough for him to insert his fingers. He gently lifted up her face plate.

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
RIP Social Media Presence
2016 - 2016
"Bitch, We hardly knew you"

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.
Can't wait for her post about Lowtax harassing her off the internet in a few months time.

TheHoosier
Dec 30, 2004

The fuck, Graham?!

a trip to the leper's colony is a time-honored pilgrimage. she should feel welcomed

Ramrod Hotshot
May 30, 2003

Lowtax posted:

oh really: [url]https://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:1f08LV0sYFsJ:https://jessicanexus.wordpress.com/+&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us[/url]

And the first time they call me the C-word, the B-word, or the S-word, they are history. Some guys will never understand how quickly those words turn off an actual technosexual. If you want to call me something, start with these: beautiful, marvelous, precious, priceless. I’m a fembot, and you shall respect me while you’re opening my face and chest panels!

Simstim
Mar 16, 2005

You just gave me a great idea buddy.
my social media presence is at super sayian 3 levels, don't gently caress with me

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

zen death robot posted:

People still manage to autoban by mistake after 16 years too despite the giant warning saying not to use these tags. No one reads the rules, that's for suckers!
GOOGLE HANGOUTS ME PLEASE

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Somebody post that erotic fembot fic that she wrote

I'd do it myself but I'm phoneposting

Mayor Glowku
Jul 29, 2012

:pcgaming: :pcgaming: :pcgaming:
:pcgaming: :pcgaming: :pcgaming:
:pcgaming: :pcgaming: :pcgaming:

Lowtax posted:

GOOGLE HANGOUTS ME PLEASE

Lowtax google hangouts ME. My life for Lowtax

Sestze
Jun 6, 2004



Cybernetic Crumb
god bless you lowtax. now deal with dare again

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.
Actually the real ticking time bomb is the phrase 'idiotist' which will become a recognised prejudice in a couple of years and finally come back to sink Somethingawful.com for good.

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





You aren't sexist Lowtax, you are just anti-cyborg.

Jessica Dupre posted:

Greg watched, trying desperately to quell his erection as a small seam appeared around the corners of Jessica’s achingly beautiful face. He produced a small, flat tool from his coat pocket that looked like a nail file and inserted it at the top of Jessica’s forehead, just below the crown of her hair. Working it around the circumference of her face, the seam widened enough for him to insert his fingers. He gently lifted up her face plate.

Beneath was a marvelous but somewhat disturbing plastic polymer face, white and smooth like an Apple product. Greg propped the face plate against Jessica’s chin, disconnecting three wires that exchanged data between her processor and the millions of tiny nano-servers beneath her silicone flesh. As Greg installed the new emotion regulator with a pair of tweezers, he exercised great care. Jessica’s face was probably the most expensive thing about her, what set her apart from the prior Nexus models. Not only was it exquisite in its beauty, the emotional range enabled by the breakthrough nano technology made her more than just indistinguishable from a real woman. It made her better, more feminine, more caring, more alluring and seductive when she wanted to be. She was more woman than any woman could ever be.

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
Speaking of touching the poop, I just met Jessica Dupre. I saw her at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything.

She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in her hands without paying.

The guy at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Ma'am, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When he took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped him and told him to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After he scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting him by yawning really loudly.

Mayor Glowku
Jul 29, 2012

:pcgaming: :pcgaming: :pcgaming:
:pcgaming: :pcgaming: :pcgaming:
:pcgaming: :pcgaming: :pcgaming:

Sestze posted:

god bless you lowtax. now deal with dare again

Don't talk to lowatax. im like hillary its MY TIME to lowtax

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

hi liter posted:

Does this mean SA is relevant again?

yeah once again SA ios proven to be the weird smelling old man who tells people to get off his lawn of the internet and when you visit him for spaghetti-os the night ends with you finger blasting a sock monkey

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009
"Teacher". Unsuprising

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
oh gently caress boys this is it CNN and Fox News are prepping their headlines now, we are so hosed, it's all over ic an't believe it richard

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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gently caress the cops are here and kicking down my door

they want info about lowtax i promise i wont talk

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Must be her 'time of the month.'

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Turdsdown Tom posted:

oh gently caress boys this is it CNN and Fox News are prepping their headlines now, we are so hosed, it's all over ic an't believe it richard

"Chick on the Rag Gets Too Moody for SA"

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

"Chick on the Rag Gets Too Moody for SA"

pet island loses another brave soul

Mayor Glowku
Jul 29, 2012

:pcgaming: :pcgaming: :pcgaming:
:pcgaming: :pcgaming: :pcgaming:
:pcgaming: :pcgaming: :pcgaming:

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

"Chick on the Rag Gets Too Moody for SA"

Sexist pig, men can be on the rag too.

theultimo
Aug 2, 2004

An RSS feed bot who makes questionable purchasing decisions.
Pillbug
Wait why was that in d&d
:dogbutton:

TheHoosier
Dec 30, 2004

The fuck, Graham?!

damnit tax this place is already a sausage fest, thanks a lot

edit: holy gently caress I didn't realize this whole robot fetish thing was real. I am terminatorkin

TheHoosier fucked around with this message at 07:21 on Apr 22, 2016

killhamster
Apr 15, 2004

SCAMMER
Hero Member

Lowtax posted:

GOOGLE HANGOUTS ME PLEASE

I'd hang out with you but you probably wouldn't hang out with me

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009
Actually reading the D&D thread, I've changed my opinion; I'm not convinced it isn't an elaborate troll.

"Her" responses after the OP are ... really quite strange. Like someone pretending they've never interacted with people before.

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

killhamster posted:

I'd hang out with you but you probably wouldn't hang out with me
I love everybody in this life!!!

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Helical Nightmares posted:

Actually reading the D&D thread, I've changed my opinion; I'm not convinced it isn't an elaborate troll.

"Her" responses after the OP are ... really quite strange. Like someone pretending they've never interacted with people before.

Are you on the case there detective pickles?

Mayor Glowku
Jul 29, 2012

:pcgaming: :pcgaming: :pcgaming:
:pcgaming: :pcgaming: :pcgaming:
:pcgaming: :pcgaming: :pcgaming:

theultimo posted:

Wait why was that in d&d
:dogbutton:

Where else would a person that actively wanted to be offended go?

DickParasite
Dec 2, 2004


Slippery Tilde
Unban her she's hilarious.

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009
Or maybe someone was discharged from the mental ward a week ago :shrug:

clone on the phone
Aug 5, 2003

Hopefully Leonard J Crabs can work on this case if it escalates any further.

theultimo
Aug 2, 2004

An RSS feed bot who makes questionable purchasing decisions.
Pillbug

Helical Nightmares posted:

Or maybe someone was discharged from the mental ward a week ago :shrug:

Wrong person dare was here a bit ago

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem

Lowtax posted:

I love everybody in this life!!!

:same:

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
dupre...*rearranges cutout letters*.... durp...predu...per ud?? no...p..prude? prude *stands up from washing basket so quick it flips the right way up* jessica prude?! *alone,shouting* about right!!! ha!!!

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009

JiveHonky posted:

Are you on the case there detective pickles?

But Captain Peanut Butter! I'm only three days from retirement! :negative:

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DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

Die you tell her you have a banner ad option?

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