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Sonofsilversign posted:This is not very good prose imo. Hells angels cruising up inner thighs is up there with Dickens you numbskull.
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ScrubLeague posted:I didn't know you could just write a book about how cool you are. gently caress, man. You can write a book on just about anything. For instance gay werewolves.
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that is actually true i've written volumes about my dick (balls also featured prominently)
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I screenshotted my contribution for posterity  I've never been Tool of the Patriarchy before! Who knew my MFA would come in handy like that?
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Who the hell uses tongue when kissing jewelry I can see touching a strand of pearls to your lips for a photoshoot, but not tonguing a big fake statement necklace from aliexpress Also why hasn't she talked about her robo vagoo specs? Seems like that would be important. To the fetish, I mean.
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this person is so loving broken holy poo poo
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All joking about our alleged misogyny aside here, let's realtalk for a second: Girls are disgusting and I loving hate them.
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Apr 22, 2016 12:49
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Memoir. 176 pages  gently caress where is Caro's memoir. I want to read that.
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:I wonder what jermain dupre thinks of all this? For Lowtax's sake, I just hope Jesse James Dupree isn't her dad or brother. I've heard he still has mad chainsaw skills.
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MY PALE GOTH SKIN posted:Who the hell uses tongue when kissing jewelry 5 speed crotches are illegal in the year 3000
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Helical Nightmares posted:Memoir. 176 pages He should get here to write it. That would spice up the stories of a Syrian torture chamber.
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Defenestration posted:I screenshotted my contribution for posterity When a robot calls you a tool, it's a sign of affection. 
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very severe mental issues at play here guys this is some stuff alright
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Helical Nightmares posted:Memoir. 176 pages what if this is actually caro and caro made an(other) alter ego and this is his rereg???
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Paladinus posted:When a robot calls you a tool, it's a sign of affection. 
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hey everyone, I'm currently writing a new erotic novel memoir series as we post. I've written a short synopsis so far so that potential readers may enjoy my funny, quirky, and interesting style of literature. Feedback is appreciated, tell me what you think. "My name is Stifler Titanium. Dickmaster, galactic vigilante of the 69th century. I have a 15 inch penis that shoots plasma semen and it never shoots blanks, it has two settings, "kill" and "pleasure". The "kill" setting is for disintegrating dastardly aliens known as "cock-blockers" who try to impregnate every woman in the galaxy with their miniature penises and zero pleasure, they are annoying assholes and they always piss me off. The "pleasure" setting is for satisfying all the sexiest vixens in space, whether they're white, black, asian, indian, furry, porpoise, or anime. Every beautiful woman looks like Scarlett Johansson (authors persinal favorit womyn evr) and pumps, bumps, and grinds on all of them. The best thing about his penis is it's always clean, never infected, and can give 110% maximum pleasure to all womens in the oral, anal, and mouth regions." edit: be sure to check out my blog at iamacompletefuckingidiotandmustdie.tumblr.com. thank you. Junior Jr. fucked around with this message at 12:56 on Apr 22, 2016 |
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goatse.cx haver posted:this person is so loving broken holy poo poo That's literally her fetish. She's a strong independent fembot and she doesn't need no repairman.
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Should have ended it on a zinger. Like telling her you beat your wife or something. Gotta throw the media a bone now and again lowtax.
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DangerousDan posted:If she is really a university lecturer oh my loving god what has happened to the once-noble academy university lecturer who writes erotica, hmm...
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Zack if you are still posting here please have "Jessica" join you and Steve for some WTFD&D.
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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:Another rule was not talking about my sex life. Winning the game of academia, I thought, called on me to construct a very specific kind of narrative that a narrow group of people would find interesting, but not too threatening or volatile. Then I started hanging out with more popular women writers, who convinced me to loosen up and write about everyday things like, um, my deep friendships with other women and buying shoes. Nope, that wasn’t going to happen, either, because the kinds of shoes I really wanted to buy scared the hell out of some of my friends. Wow, real feminist there, Dupree. "All the 'normal' woman were bimbos only cared about gossip and shoes. Not like me, a feminist who respects women."
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i'm trying to think of shoes that would scare the hell out of me if a friend bought them and i'm getting nothing
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Paladinus posted:When a robot calls you a tool, it's a sign of affection. I hadn't thought of that! drat my homonormativity wait
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robot fetish huh? we really are living in the future. smdh.
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Volkerball posted:i'm trying to think of shoes that would scare the hell out of me if a friend bought them and i'm getting nothing Maybe those spy shoes where the knife is spring loaded into the toe? I have some friends who'd make me pretty nervous of they had a pair of those on.
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Volkerball posted:i'm trying to think of shoes that would scare the hell out of me if a friend bought them and i'm getting nothing Shoes with scary devil clown faces on the toes.
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Volkerball posted:i'm trying to think of shoes that would scare the hell out of me if a friend bought them and i'm getting nothing Pretend I posted those shoes that are made out of human teeth
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Volkerball posted:i'm trying to think of shoes that would scare the hell out of me if a friend bought them and i'm getting nothing how about shoes that automatically post links to your blog to forums.somethingawful.com with every step you take.
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Rollerskates with knives attached to them would be pretty scary.
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chuck taylor all star RIP In Peace arches
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criscodisco posted:Maybe those spy shoes where the knife is spring loaded into the toe? I have some friends who'd make me pretty nervous of they had a pair of those on. those would be pretty robot shoes to wear.
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Maybe she means "scary" as in like, startling. Like shoes with airhorns in them that go off at random intervals.
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Applewhite posted:Rollerskates with knives attached to them would be pretty scary. What about rollerskates BUT you replace the wheels WITH knives. No one has ever thought of THAT before.
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Fojar38 posted:wait until the social media community hears about this
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i tAke CarE oF thE pLacE whiLe tHe MastEr Is AwaY
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