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lazorexplosion
Mar 19, 2016

You idiots took the bait :argh:

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Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
star citizen

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel
lowtax is going to fix it guys

Jellidelic
Nov 28, 2011

Enfield posted:

star citizen

god drat it gently caress YOU!!!

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Jellidelic posted:

god drat it gently caress YOU!!!

eat my... uh, dumb... lick my...

Berious
Nov 13, 2005
i was very discombobulated to not have my fart shitizen updates at work today

Jellidelic
Nov 28, 2011

Enfield posted:

eat my... uh, dumb... lick my...


HAHA that's what i thought
mmm taste the ownage
a dish best served... charred

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
i stopped reading the thread as much and switched to discord and derek smart dot org

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

has something funny happened recently? the thread is too hard to read.

Kia Soul Enthusias
May 9, 2004

zoom-zoom
Toilet Rascal
oval office

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel

Fonzarelli posted:

has something funny happened recently? the thread is too hard to read.

a spastic spammed it with insane gibberish and broke one of the mods

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel
Then Dr Smart got lowtax to come onto his discord, and lowtax said he would move the thread to a special forum and make Derek the mod of it

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel
Derek Smart has his own forum on SA that he was a mod of for a while last year, but it is in occultation like the hidden imam.

Kia Soul Enthusias
May 9, 2004

zoom-zoom
Toilet Rascal
oval office

Beexoffel
Oct 4, 2015

Herald of the Stimpire
At least I've got a chance to catch up now.

DOMDOM
Apr 28, 2007

Fun Shoe
http://www.trustedreviews.com/opinions/star-citizen-release-date-news-kickstarter-trailer

How much do you think he is in for

iron buns
Jan 12, 2016


Is this new? Sounds like it was written maybe six months ago, with references to Star Marine and such.

DOMDOM
Apr 28, 2007

Fun Shoe
It was posted 37 minutes ago and star marine was released back in december i guess we missed it

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
Gas

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
star shitizen, amirite? :smuggo:

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Justin Tyme posted:

good move closing one of the threads that generates most of the traffic on the forums imo

should close the dang gan ron paul thread next

i didnbt realize we gave a poo poo about site traffic hold on let me makje some clickbait ads

orcinus
Feb 25, 2016

Fun Shoe

Wikkheiser posted:

i stopped reading the thread as much and switched to discord and derek smart dot org

Leaver.

i am harry
Oct 14, 2003

Like three dozen donuts from krispy kreme, the star citizen thread had to

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost
I.... I JUST CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE

I HAVE DOZENS,, *****DOZENS***** OF REDDIT POSTS SCREENCAPS AND TWITTER POST SCREENCAPS AND RSI FORUMS SCREENCAPS AND I *******HAVE TO POST THEM, ***********RIGHT NOW******************************************

YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT THIS ONE GUY POSTED

ALSO LOOK AT THIS YOUTUBE

AND I HAVE SOME MORE THOUGHTS AND SPECULATION ABOUT [[INSERT NAME HERE]]

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost
FAT FAT PEEPS ON A DIET, AND SKINNY WIFE OF CEO PUTS KRISPIE KREEMEZ ON TABLE RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEM, THEN LATER EDITED OUT???


OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scrotum

:nws: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tippis
Mar 21, 2008

It's yet another day in the wasteland.


We all are, now. :(

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



Enfield posted:

i wouldnt be so amgry if i wasnt being constantly reminded that star citizen is a thing that exists and that people deeply care about because you dweebs wont stop posting about it. it ashames me. it makes me ashamed of myself because i know what star citizen is.

ASHamed lol

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
SA star citizen threads are even more pathetic and sad than star citizen itself

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost
look at da top comment lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/user/RobertsSpaceInd/discussion

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

We have to get Goon's stolen valor back from Derek smart. Has anyone come up with a plan yet? Do you think he keeps it at his house, or in a safe deposit box somewhere?

Tippis
Mar 21, 2008

It's yet another day in the wasteland.

FrankieGoes posted:

We have to get Goon's stolen valor back from Derek smart. Has anyone come up with a plan yet? Do you think he keeps it at his house, or in a safe deposit box somewhere?

He probably uses it to play fetch with Legal, so maybe in the kennel?

Famethrowa
Oct 5, 2012

Things goons get creepy obsessive about:
-weird internet autists
-hot dog men
-video games about space

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001

Mozi posted:

SA star citizen threads are even more pathetic and sad than star citizen itself

No way, it's actually cool and good to make 50 pages of posts a day about all the excruciating minutia of a two year old scam game, especially if you can produce a bunch of boring in jokes while you're at it like whatever that idiot posting about goon valor is talking about

smellmycheese
Feb 1, 2016

I actually found the thread tremendously entertaining compared to a lot of the dumbass knuckle-dragging nonsense on here

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

smellmycheese posted:

I actually found the thread tremendously entertaining compared to a lot of the dumbass knuckle-dragging nonsense on here

Another quality post and opinion from a poster who posts only in "Games."

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

You could easily improve your life (and everyone else's) by killing yourself

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

The world would be much better if we stopped doing things like making jokes and instead posted about video games and our opinions about video games and our opinions about opinions about video games.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
agreedlol

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Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001

satanic splash-back posted:

The world would be much better if we stopped doing things like making jokes and instead posted about video games and our opinions about video games and our opinions about opinions about video games.

What if instead of posting about games we just posted about other people posting about games, and maybe a lot of weirdly in depth stuff about people making games like timelines about their lives and whatever

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