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dog buttz posted:The secret to shutting someone up is to maintain constant eye contact when they talk. It'll make them uncomfortable and they'll stop. The great part is it looks unintentional and anyone that heard about it will write it off because you don't do it to them. alternatively do what dgsw said and put antifreeze in his coffee. Do both and you'll be able to stare intently and watch the life drain from his eyes. I already do this I'm pretty sure maintaining eye contact is normal
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Kitsunegari posted:I already do this I'm pretty sure maintaining eye contact is normal no it's pretty weird
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Apr 22, 2016 17:13
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GET MY BELT SON posted:no it's pretty weird poo poo I'll give staring at my shoes while I talk a try today then, I don't wanna seem weird
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Apr 22, 2016 17:21
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gotta act real nervous while you do it too people love that
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Apr 22, 2016 17:22
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GET MY BELT SON posted:gotta act real nervous while you do it too What if I also like fart and mumble to myself
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Apr 22, 2016 17:25
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Kitsunegari posted:I already do this I'm pretty sure maintaining eye contact is normal It's considered normal for sociopaths (not joking). Normal people shift back and forth. tbh I'm starting to think your coworker is the nice guy in the office trying to make you feel accepted
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Apr 22, 2016 17:25
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dog buttz posted:It's considered normal for sociopaths (not joking). Normal people shift back and forth. tbh I'm starting to think your coworker is the nice guy in the office trying to make you feel accepted uh hopefully I periodically look away and just don't realize it, will report back
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Apr 22, 2016 17:26
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I'm a sociopath
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Apr 22, 2016 17:29
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ted cruz is that you
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Apr 22, 2016 17:30
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just start typing furiously on your keyboard while saying stuff like "nah this wont do" and "gently caress" under your breath
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Apr 22, 2016 17:30
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just slow jerk it
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Apr 22, 2016 17:31
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Kitsunegari posted:I'm a sociopath It's okay. It's called "the predator's gaze" which sounds really badass so at least there's an upside
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Apr 22, 2016 17:32
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dog buttz posted:It's okay. It's called "the predator's gaze" which sounds really badass so at least there's an upside lol that's horrifying
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Apr 22, 2016 17:34
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the predators gays would also be accepted
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Apr 22, 2016 17:36
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GET MY BELT SON posted:the predators gays would also be accepted more appropriate in my situation tbh
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Apr 22, 2016 17:36
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OP, I'll trade you bone of my co-workers. You have several choices. - Guy With Demented Muppet Laugh - Amateur Weatherman Who Is So Clearly Smarter Than Professionally Trained Meteorologists and Says Climate Change Is Due To Sun Cycles. - Electricity Causes Cancer Guy - Ginger Santa Who Can Only Communicate Via Puns. - Chick Who Calls Thursday "Friday Eve" Sorry, but you can't have Guy Who Meows to Himself - he's actually a good worker.
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Apr 22, 2016 17:37
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Cthulu Carl posted:OP, I'll trade you bone of my co-workers. You have several choices. You don't have "person who imitates the camel hump day commercial every Wednesday even though that was from like 5 years ago"?
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Apr 22, 2016 17:39
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OctoberBlues posted:You don't have "person who imitates the camel hump day commercial every Wednesday even though that was from like 5 years ago"? I was really happy when that guy found a different job
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Apr 22, 2016 17:41
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OctoberBlues posted:You don't have "person who imitates the camel hump day commercial every Wednesday even though that was from like 5 years ago"? Everyone in the company is literal human garbage (including me), so I assume we have that guy but he works on a different floor.
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Apr 22, 2016 17:43
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GET MY BELT SON posted:you are now aware of your tongue 
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Apr 22, 2016 17:45
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dog buttz posted:It's okay. It's called "the predator's gaze" which sounds really badass so at least there's an upside So if I look my coworkers in the eye for long enough while they're blathering on about poo poo I don't care about maybe they won't shut up and go away but I will start seeing my coworkers in trippy thermal vision. Got it. Gonna try this next week.
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Apr 22, 2016 17:53
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hey have you heard the southpark version of game of thrones theme its called weiner nope hey here look ah ok i get it its called weiner because of the show the wieners on the show
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Apr 22, 2016 17:54
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GET MY BELT SON posted:the predators gays would also be accepted He'll have a hard time talking so much with the op's dick in his mouth. 
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Giraffe posted:He'll have a hard time talking so much with the op's dick in his mouth. loving smart!!!
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Apr 22, 2016 19:24
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have you tried using the three-hole punch on your scrotum?
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numberoneposter posted:just start typing furiously on your keyboard while saying stuff like "nah this wont do" and "gently caress" under your breath goddamn rear end in a top hat... son of a bitch goddamn piece of gently caress crap-rear end crap-face BUTTHEAD
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JiveHonky posted:have you tried using the three-hole punch on your scrotum? I'm about to find out, pray for me goons
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