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Okay goons, it is your lucky chance! I'm looking for a one of a kind quality forum buddy for GBS. You'll get to advise me on matters and offer me support and I'll do the same back! We'll have each other's backs and be tighter than the clogged artery passages of the average goon. I'll be asking a series of questions and making evaluations as we go to start off I request a simple WHO AM I? section about you with a profile pic. It could be an avatar and a small biography about yourself and what you bring to the table. Things you like and dislike etc... Also the first question is up to bat answer it and I will secretly award you an amount of points that will be factored into your buddy qualification score. The buddy pool will be eliminated little by little as we go and only a few elite will remain as they compete to be the best of buds with me. The winner will receive an amazing gift! So without further adieu lets get buddying! Question 1: It is lunchtime. IDK what to eat. I got some cheese, bread, pickles, pepperoni, onions, etc... I feel like doing something with melted cheese. What should I make?
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eat a pile of farts assfart
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Apr 22, 2016 18:51
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my forums buddy is putty 
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Apr 22, 2016 18:52
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Enfield posted:eat a pile of farts assfart
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Apr 22, 2016 18:52
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I will be your buddy here is my resume
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Apr 22, 2016 18:52
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Business Gorillas posted:my forums buddy is putty what were you the last two kids to be picked lol
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Apr 22, 2016 18:52
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Uhhhhhhghhhhna no. why are you doing this?! whhhhhhhhhhhhhy?
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Apr 22, 2016 18:53
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Alright let's do this. Answer 1: You take the bread right, and you throw it out *oh no I didn't*. That's right, no bread. Just grab a handful of pepperoni, onions and pickles and shovel it into your mouth. Don't start chewing though, cos it's gonna get even better. Take the recently microwaved cheese and using a spoon, gently slather it over the food mountain in your piehole. It might burn, but it might not. I just want you to know that if I'm picked as your GBS forum buddy, you can look forward to the word Microwave bolded in every post I make, that has the word Microwave. Thank you for your consideration.
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Apr 22, 2016 18:59
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Nation posted:what were you the last two kids to be picked lol you might think that this was a cool "own" but i'll come back more powerful than you can possibly imagine.
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Apr 22, 2016 19:00
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I also post about once every 8 months. Not sure if that changes anything. FYI.
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Apr 22, 2016 19:01
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Business Gorillas posted:you might think that this was a cool "own" but i'll come back more powerful than you can possibly imagine. doubt it , nerd. *HIGH FIVES NATION*
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Apr 22, 2016 19:02
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Business Gorillas posted:you might think that this was a cool "own" but i'll come back more powerful than you can possibly imagine. thats just multiplying with 0's lolll
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Apr 22, 2016 19:03
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my buddy is Hell Yeah, hes a cool skeliten with sunglasses. pretty hard to top that
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Apr 22, 2016 19:03
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Smash it Smash hit posted:doubt it , nerd. *HIGH FIVES NATION* realdo
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Apr 22, 2016 19:04
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are you calling me a realdo or him cause if its me i am mad and its a worthless post if its him its a good burn
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Apr 22, 2016 19:05
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eat poo poo and loving die gas thread (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Apr 22, 2016 19:06
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you motherfucker im confused now
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Apr 22, 2016 19:06
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nobodygetshurt posted:Alright let's do this. Hmm interesting ideas here.
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Apr 22, 2016 19:08
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sorry im a lone wolf
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Apr 22, 2016 19:08
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sorry op i was just here to post some funny pwns but smash hit smash hit has to get all in my poo poo
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Apr 22, 2016 19:09
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Do it ironically posted:eat poo poo and loving die woah buddy, someone has the case of the mondays
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Apr 22, 2016 19:09
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Nation posted:sorry op i was just here to post some funny pwns but smash hit smash hit has to get all in my poo poo listen dude i am here to help you out and you just hosed it all up trying to impress microwaves mom with your cool burns
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Apr 22, 2016 19:09
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well hes not gonna pick either of us now
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Apr 22, 2016 19:10
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Nation posted:well hes not gonna pick either of us now You gotta offer me some pizzaz.
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Apr 22, 2016 19:11
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Microwaves Mom posted:You gotta offer me some pizzaz. gently caress you we arent here to impress you buddy boy
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Apr 22, 2016 19:11
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we are accouple tough customers from the other side of the track either you love us or leave us it doesnt matter we will be leaving this two bit town in the morning anyways
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Apr 22, 2016 19:12
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Smash it Smash hit posted:gently caress you we arent here to impress you buddy boy
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Apr 22, 2016 19:12
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and in our wake will be empty peanutbutter jars and broken hearts let me tell you what
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Apr 22, 2016 19:12
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pizza
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Apr 22, 2016 19:12
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Can you fast track my application OP?
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Apr 22, 2016 19:17
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Microwaves Mom posted:
Okay so here's what we, as forum buddies, do: we rip the bread into tiny little chunks and roll those chunks into even tinier little bread balls. Then we fry them up with the onions using the juice from pickles as our frying oil. While frying these delectable treats, we set the pepperoni out on a baking sheet and slice the cheese into appropriately sized circles to set on top of the pepperoni. Put the cheeseroni into the oven for 45 minutes at 110 degrees Fahrenheit. DO NOT PREHEAT. After the roni is done baking and the cheese is sufficiently soft (about 45 minutes) take it out of the oven and sprinkle your pickle-fried bread balls and onion slivers on top. Then CAREFULLY roll the cheeseronis into little cheeseroni burritos. Garnish with caviar (optional) and serve lukewarm. A great summer treat for when your kids don't appreciate all the hard loving work you do all day!
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I am The Fury posted:Okay so here's what we, as forum buddies, do: we rip the bread into tiny little chunks and roll those chunks into even tinier little bread balls. Then we fry them up with the onions using the juice from pickles as our frying oil. While frying these delectable treats, we set the pepperoni out on a baking sheet and slice the cheese into appropriately sized circles to set on top of the pepperoni. Put the cheeseroni into the oven for 45 minutes at 110 degrees Fahrenheit. DO NOT PREHEAT. After the roni is done baking and the cheese is sufficiently soft (about 45 minutes) take it out of the oven and sprinkle your pickle-fried bread balls and onion slivers on top. Then CAREFULLY roll the cheeseronis into little cheeseroni burritos. Garnish with caviar (optional) and serve lukewarm. A great summer treat for when your kids don't appreciate all the hard loving work you do all day! Wow this is very insightful. Smash it Smash hit posted:we are accouple tough customers from the other side of the track either you love us or leave us it doesnt matter we will be leaving this two bit town in the morning anyways
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Apr 22, 2016 19:26
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Microwaves Mom posted:jksdfhakljhsdjkafhlklsja dfkljs adfjkh sadkljf hsjklad fhklsadh fjklsad fhlkjsdha fkjlshdakfj hsdkljfh uimaretard alskjl;ksd fjs;aldjf ;lsadjf ;lsadjf l;skadjf sadl;kfj sadk sorry i couldnt make that out, try it again?
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Apr 22, 2016 19:27
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Can we submit multiple answers? Answer 1 [alternate]: First you tear the cheese in half. Then you tear each half into half, subdividing the cheese down to the molecular level. Then when you attempt to split it at the atomic level, a nuclear blast will occur (I think that's how it works) taking all life on earth as we know it. And the last thought that will go through your head will be that your new forum buddy nobodygetshurt is the pepperoni to your pickles. You will die knowing you are not alone in this hosed up world of unpaired cheese, bread, pickles, pepperoni and onions.
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Apr 22, 2016 19:32
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nobodygetshurt posted:Can we submit multiple answers? sure go wild! Im thrilled to see you take this seriously. Unlike some jaded nobodies that know I wont pick them.
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Apr 22, 2016 19:34
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Also, just to remind you again, this might be my last post for the year. FYI.
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Apr 22, 2016 19:35
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nobodygetshurt posted:Also, just to remind you again, this might be my last post for the year. FYI. sounds like a wild time! A wise mountain sage comes out and buddies once in a year. Like the corpse flower blooming.
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Apr 22, 2016 19:36
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this was a huge waste of time for me ive been given a buddy i didnt even ask for le sigh
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Apr 22, 2016 19:36
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Nation posted:this was a huge waste of time for me ive been given a buddy i didnt even ask for le sigh i got you a present nation
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Nation posted:this was a huge waste of time for me ive been given a buddy i didnt even ask for le sigh But you could have a great buddy if you tried and applied!
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