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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
Going across into Tijuana and then driving to Rosarito for the weekend to eat tacos, drink cerveza (that beer in mexican) and get laid a bunch by your god drat mom.

Gonna maybe go a bit farther south tomorrow and watch a cool offroad race or just sit on the beach and drink. Anyways I will report back on how it goes.

God bles.

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Chinatown posted:

Going across into Tijuana and then driving to Rosarito for the weekend to eat tacos, drink cerveza (that beer in mexican) and get laid a bunch by your god drat mom.

Gonna maybe go a bit farther south tomorrow and watch a cool offroad race or just sit on the beach and drink. Anyways I will report back on how it goes.

God bles.

My mom aint in mexico.

Least I think she isn't

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Can you tell mom I said hello? Preferably before you pay her so she knows it's sincere. thanks.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

don't get mixed up in any of them cartels now

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
gonna drive home from work today, from studio city to Pasadena. Probly gonna have hot dogs for dinner. Anyways I will report back on how it goes.

God bles

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

symbolic posted:

don't get mixed up in any of them cartels now

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
niiiice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9FCOAEPHHM

down n out
Sep 16, 2008

Nap Ghost
Bring back a siesta blanket and lucha libre mask for me thx

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

If this was real no one would ever come back from Mexico

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

Come back with balloons up your rear end. No drugs. Guac

WIFEY WATCHDOG
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.
op gonna get his rear end REAMED by the cartels

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
INb4 CHinatown gets his head cut off by a drug fueled cartel.

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



he's gone, guys

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


More like meh-hico

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

VectorSigma posted:

he's gone, guys

Si, No mas.

Revenants Return
Mar 28, 2016

by Shine
How re the runners performing OP?

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
guard your kidneys shitlord

Traxis
Jul 2, 2006

bring me back a few bottles of tramadol

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
Sitting in my car in a long rear end line at the frontera. Welp!

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Chinatown posted:

Going across into Tijuana and then driving to Rosarito for the weekend to eat tacos, drink cerveza (that beer in mexican) and get laid a bunch by your god drat mom.

Gonna maybe go a bit farther south tomorrow and watch a cool offroad race or just sit on the beach and drink. Anyways I will report back on how it goes.

God bles.

Drink beer in the beach cafe de Rosarito

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18A9xOJypUE

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
I wanna go to Mexico

Is there some town with low numbers of tourists that isn't a shithole and that doesn't have cartel issues right now?

Don't say Cuba fucker

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Sheep-Goats posted:

I wanna go to Mexico

Is there some town with low numbers of tourists that isn't a shithole and that doesn't have cartel issues right now?

Don't say Cuba fucker

Puerto Rico

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe

JiveHonky posted:

gonna drive home from work today, from studio city to Pasadena. Probly gonna have hot dogs for dinner. Anyways I will report back on how it goes.

God bles

I live in Pasadena!

Hit up slaw dogs for best dog

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
and I've got a long way to go to make it to the border of mexico

ride like the wind

Revenants Return
Mar 28, 2016

by Shine
I mean the rubbers op. the tires

GET MY BELT SON
Sep 26, 2007

the last time i was in belize there was a god damned puma creeping around ended up viiolating an american tourist to death

would still go back

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


GET MY BELT SON posted:

the last time i was in belize there was a god damned puma creeping around ended up viiolating an american tourist to death

would still go back

I'd be careful, there's probably wanted posters with your face on em now.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Drunk Nerds posted:

I live in Pasadena!

Hit up slaw dogs for best dog

we love slaw dogs!

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

what are you running from?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

lol

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

I'd rather loving die

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
lol assadenea is more like it cause that city smells like rear end SFV 4 lyfe

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Nooner posted:

lol assadenea is more like it cause that city smells like rear end SFV 4 lyfe

Shut up nooner ur drunk again

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

JiveHonky posted:

Shut up nooner ur drunk again

why dont you come over here and make me :smuggo:

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Nooner posted:

why dont you come over here and make me :smuggo:

Ill find u

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

When they speak spanish scream at them in english

They will respect you

Lincoln
May 12, 2007

Ladies.

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

If this was real no one would ever come back from Mexico

Well, obviously. They'd all get killed by vampires. Sheesh.

root of all eval
Dec 28, 2002

Ask them how they intend to pay for the wall.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Sicario makes it looks nice.

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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
I'm in Ensenada looking at cool off road trucks today.

I ate like 5 tacos at 2am last night and I've had epic farts all morning. So far so good.

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