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MariusLecter posted:"I loved my wife, I will miss her dearly.Thank you all for your sympathy and kindness." Good now try after being in married bliss and literally finding your spouse dead in bed next to you, jackass
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Apr 23, 2016 19:35
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a happy snowman posted:Good now try after being in married bliss and literally finding your spouse dead in bed next to you, jackass You are really taking this personally, maybe take a break from the internet today, OK champ?
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Apr 23, 2016 19:37
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Blue Train posted:if you think he's capable of being succinct you've obviously never watched his standup
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Apr 23, 2016 19:42
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Y-Hat posted:or his 50+ tweet rant defending then-daily show successor and current mediocre daily show host trevor noah You're following his 50 tweet rant on twitter but that other guy is the one that needs to take a break from the internet. That makes total sense.
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Apr 23, 2016 19:45
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"Humor is tragedy plus time" so I guess we just have to wait a bit until Patton Oswalt is funny.
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Apr 23, 2016 19:48
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:You're following his 50 tweet rant on twitter but that other guy is the one that needs to take a break from the internet. That makes total sense. two different people friend e: laughing at a 3o post
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Apr 23, 2016 19:49
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Three Olives posted:"Humor is tragedy plus time" so I guess we just have to wait a bit until Patton Oswalt is funny. We've waited this far, maybe something will come of it.
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Apr 23, 2016 19:52
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don't quote me on this but I had a friend who saw Patton being with some woman who was definitely not his wife. The guy may look like an obese goblin but he's rich and famous so yeah. I bet he pounded puss outside his marriage for years
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Apr 23, 2016 19:54
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The deep dark truth about Hollywood right now nobody dare speak of: How can Patton top Tig Notaro's commercial success post-tragedy?
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Apr 23, 2016 19:54
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Y-Hat posted:or his 50+ tweet rant defending then-daily show successor and current mediocre daily show host trevor noah Whoa where's that I'd read that I'm bored af.
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Apr 23, 2016 19:55
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What's up with that picture all the media outlets used for the story where he and his wife look like they're on the red carpet or something and he is like grabbing her neck? I bet he killed her.
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Apr 23, 2016 19:56
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MariusLecter posted:"I loved my wife, I will miss her dearly.Thank you all for your sympathy and kindness." isn't talking about a very recently deceased loved one in the past tense an indication that he might have murdered her?
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Apr 23, 2016 19:57
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Zzulu posted:don't quote me on this but I had a friend who saw Patton being with some woman who was definitely not his wife. The guy may look like an obese goblin but he's rich and famous so yeah. I bet he pounded puss outside his marriage for years yea
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Apr 23, 2016 19:58
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Maybe he rolled over in his sleep and one thing led to another and here we are.
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Apr 23, 2016 19:59
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City of Tampa posted:isn't talking about a very recently deceased loved one in the past tense an indication that he might have murdered her? oh gently caress yea
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Apr 23, 2016 19:59
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Maybe if he checks for clues, he'll find evidence of a murder and then his resulting investigation shows it was an elaborate setup by his wife to bring them closer using something she loved: murder mysteries
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Apr 23, 2016 20:04
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Simstim posted:it's going to become the new thing, the family member who handles the funeral arrangements also handles the social media arrangements I put all my passwords in my will 
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Apr 23, 2016 20:05
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fyodor posted:The deep dark truth about Hollywood right now nobody dare speak of: How can Patton top Tig Notaro's commercial success post-tragedy? Louis CK really took off post divorce
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Apr 23, 2016 20:06
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The only thing that could redeem this year would be if Dick Cheney, Kim Jong Un, and Martin Shkreli were found together after a fatal mutual erotic asphyxiation accident.
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Apr 23, 2016 20:08
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MeatwadIsGod posted:The thought of waking up after any other boring night's sleep to find your wife dead next to you is some seriously scary poo poo Seriously. Anyone who jokes and isn't terrified and sympathetic is either a sociopath or forever alone. AKA a goon
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Apr 23, 2016 20:09
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Alice Klar posted:Seriously. Anyone who jokes and isn't terrified and sympathetic is either a sociopath or forever alone. You're a broken organism who cares about someone who you have never met and have no emotional connection to.
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Apr 23, 2016 20:11
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satanic splash-back posted:You're a broken organism who cares about someone who you have never met and have no emotional connection to. Do you think Patton Oswalt gives any fucks about his fan's miserable lives when he takes money from them to live in his mansion next to his dead wife?
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Apr 23, 2016 20:15
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Alice Klar posted:Seriously. Anyone who jokes and isn't terrified and sympathetic is either a sociopath or forever alone. I hate to break it to you but everyone you love is going to die.
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Apr 23, 2016 20:21
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satanic splash-back posted:You're a broken organism who cares about someone who you have never met and have no emotional connection to. I care about my wife though. Ddraig posted:I hate to break it to you but everyone you love is going to die. Hopefully not unexpectedly at 46.
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Apr 23, 2016 20:26
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fyodor posted:The deep dark truth about Hollywood right now nobody dare speak of: How can Patton top Tig Notaro's commercial success post-tragedy? Say what you want about Tig, but that lady managed to change the definition of "comedy" to "talk about cancer morosely on stage for an hour without telling a single joke" and made money doing it. No one gonna top that.
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Apr 23, 2016 20:27
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they both look like pasty flabby goons I don't think you can call one of them dying young unexpected
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Apr 23, 2016 20:28
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Y-Hat posted:he should, he's constantly a dumbass on there. i hope he takes as much time off from that and other things as he needs. jokes aside, this is an awful thing to happen 
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Apr 23, 2016 20:52
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Three Olives posted:live in his mansion Three Olives posted:live in his mansion Three Olives posted:live in his mansion Three Olives posted:live in his condo Three Olives posted:love my condo Three Olives posted:love me Three Olives posted:me me me me
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Apr 23, 2016 21:38
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ahahaha the famous man's wife is dead lololol smdh the mother of his child died in the night ayyyyyyy lmao hehehehehe he awoke next to a body, but the thing in the body that once made it move is now gone kekekekek dohohohoho she has now gone to where the sky is all horizon huehuehuehuehue
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Apr 23, 2016 21:48
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What we call an eating disorder is how majestic eagles feed their young
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Apr 23, 2016 21:49
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TheWeepingHorse posted:ahahaha the famous man's wife is dead lololol It's funny because a woman died and now a fat man is sad.
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Apr 23, 2016 21:52
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Nuebot posted:It's funny because a woman died and now a fat man is sad. explaining the joke kills it now we have to deal with two deaths thanks a lot
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Apr 23, 2016 21:53
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Blue Train posted:explaining the joke kills it Lol.
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Apr 23, 2016 21:54
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Nuebot posted:It's funny because a woman died and now a annoying, liberal, fat man is sad. FTFY Maybe the grief will get him to shut up for a while. We don't care if you want to kiss Hillary on the mouth or whatever. Just shut up, Patton. Jeez. He tweets like a million times a day and he can't even get his dead wife's death notice tweet right. What a fuckup.
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Apr 23, 2016 21:57
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tenspott posted:FTFY Are you currently looking over your shoulder so you can say friend of the family to yourself in private? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2HlzYds388 Falun Bong Refugee fucked around with this message at 22:01 on Apr 23, 2016 |
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Apr 23, 2016 21:58
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tenspott posted:FTFY bad tweets if there were a penalty for bad posting you'd have had both legs broken and be left out in the forest for a bear to sodomize you
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Apr 23, 2016 22:01
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Sestze posted:caring a lot about a dude's twitter account here, folks. that's why he deserves karmic backlash that leaves a wife dead, a man emotionally unstable and a child without a mother Ha! I've never endorsed Hillary on Twitter, so I'm going to be just fine, unlike the late Mrs. Patton Oswalt.
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Apr 23, 2016 22:05
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Cool life hack for those of you who are tired of reading what people say on Twitter: stop reading Twitter.
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tenspott posted:FTFY Bitching about someone being politically vocal is way gayer than just being politically vocal. hth friend.
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