Patton Oswalt is having the worst 24 hours of his life

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Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

I'm predicting The A.V. Club murdered her in a fit of jealousy.

# ¿ Apr 23, 2016 02:32

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Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Ork of Fiction posted:

I don't think that finding out a pop star guy died could possibly rate with waking up to your spouse dead next to you.

Your premise, OP, does not resonate w/ me.

It's loving Prince though, he's easily worth at least three dead wives.

# ¿ Apr 23, 2016 02:52

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Three Olives posted:

Wasn't he in that show about poor people forever that tried to make people empathize about their horrible lives? I think it was like Roseanne but like when poor people could afford the internet.

I know he was in a show where he was friends with Kevin James, that experience was probably worth four dead wives right there.

# ¿ Apr 23, 2016 03:18

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

BunnySkull posted:

Jesus that's loving horrible. I don't think drugs or anything like that - sounds like an brain aneurysm or something similar occured while she was sleeping. Aneurysms are the worst, they will just kill a perfectly healthy person out of the blue with no warning, like a death ray hit them.

I'm predicting she was getting too close to uncovering the truth about some random crime and the culprit found a way to poison her or whatever.

It'd make a good movie and then we could have Kevin James star as Patton Oswalt.

# ¿ Apr 23, 2016 18:42

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